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(FilmDrunk) Dumbass "Hey y'all, Watch this." Redneck biologist Jacques Cousteau used dynamite to destroy reef for a fish census. Watch video for the explosion.... Stay for the fart noises as a dead cuttlefish deflates   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 51
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2012-01-06 12:19:14 PM
Redneck biologist Jacques Cousteau

Those are four words I did not think I'd ever see in that configuration.
 
2012-01-06 12:25:30 PM
According to Wikipedia Ted Turner called him "the father of the environmental movement". See, they don't always start out crazy.

Seriously though people used to think it was a good idea to take fish census by dynamiting coral reefs? Did ornithologists ever use shotguns to help with bird censuses? I know now they get a whole bunch of people to watch them and keep a count and extrapolate from there.
 
2012-01-06 12:32:17 PM
Happy Hours: Did ornithologists ever use shotguns to help with bird censuses?

I seem to recall someone using large nets being used to trap bats so they could do a count on bat populations. But I don't remember if the bats were harmed in the process.
 
2012-01-06 12:34:35 PM
Lando Lincoln: Happy Hours: Did ornithologists ever use shotguns to help with bird censuses?

I seem to recall someone using large nets being used to trap bats so they could do a count on bat populations. But I don't remember if the bats were harmed in the process.


I'll have to ask my ex-wife

HEY-O!!!!
 
2012-01-06 12:35:01 PM
Happy Hours: According to Wikipedia Ted Turner called him "the father of the environmental movement". See, they don't always start out crazy.

Seriously though people used to think it was a good idea to take fish census by dynamiting coral reefs? Did ornithologists ever use shotguns to help with bird censuses? I know now they get a whole bunch of people to watch them and keep a count and extrapolate from there.


Yes, they did. Audubon killed birds so he could paint them. I can't find a link, but I remember reading that he also ended up killing the last of one or two species as well.
 
2012-01-06 12:46:43 PM
all this stuff happened before western civilization figured out the idea of conservation.

So its kind of hard to judge by todays standards, My mom has stories of developers dynamiting the reefs off of waikiki in the late 1960s and 70s to clear channels for boating and swimming. My dad has stories about eating green sea turtles, and how good they taste.

/so no dynamiting the ocean is not cool but back then pretty much anybody could get away with doing stuff like that if they wanted to.
 
2012-01-06 01:00:53 PM
Happy Hours:

Seriously though people used to think it was a good idea to take fish census by dynamiting coral reefs? Did ornithologists ever use shotguns to help with bird censuses?


Not shotguns these

www.geekweek.pl
They're call bunt guns and they take down an entire flock at a time


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-01-06 01:14:40 PM
Hmm...now I realize that Jacques was speaking with a heavy French accent, but just FYI subby he said puffer fish.

Cuttlefish
wild-facts.com

Puffer Fish
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

/hot, like deep fried cuttlefish
 
2012-01-06 01:26:25 PM
Happy Hours: \Seriously though people used to think it was a good idea to take fish census by dynamiting coral reefs? Did ornithologists ever use shotguns to help with bird censuses? I know now they get a whole bunch of people to watch them and keep a count and extrapolate from there.

Early natural history museum used to frequently capture, kill, and preserve specimens for display. So the answer is 'yes, people thought this was a good idea'. The natural history museum in Banff (new window) is an example of this. Inside contains a stuffed, tagged, and displayed example of every critter that lives in Banff National Park. The exhibit hasn't been expanded since the '30s, so the museum itself is a time capsule of environmental and conservation practices. To illustrate how far we've come, an entire hot springs is closed in the Banff townsite to preserve of unique, lefthanded snails (new window) the size of rice grains.

Current fish studies of the sort in the Cousteau video are now generally done unobtrusively by temporarily stunning the fish with electricity and doing pop counts or other studies. It works remarkably well, but there is still the occasional casualty. The heartbreaking thing about the Cousteau video in hindsight is not the fish deaths, but the habitat destruction. It speaks to what a limitless resource reefs once looked like to us, all of 50 years ago.
 
2012-01-06 01:37:24 PM
I couldn't help but think, as they swam over what Cousteau called "a tragic scene" thinking... "WTF, man, YOU CAUSED IT!!!"

Yeah, how did they think this was a good idea, anyway?

Then to top it all off, they yank out a STILL LIVING puffer fish, which has survived an explosion of it's home, to die on a pile of dead fish. Geez... let the poor critter go.
 
2012-01-06 01:39:48 PM
Le hold my beer?
 
2012-01-06 01:44:14 PM
Do you realize how much longer it would have taken with a fishing pole and a gallon of worms?
 
2012-01-06 02:03:07 PM
I love old timey background music in documentaries. The sounds have changed now and I wonder where Basque musicians get work these days?
 
2012-01-06 02:07:28 PM
On the plus side, the film crew ate pretty good that night.
 
2012-01-06 02:29:51 PM
LesserEvil: Then to top it all off, they yank out a STILL LIVING puffer fish, which has survived an explosion of it's home, to die on a pile of dead fish. Geez... let the poor critter go.
Yeah "But the trick does not work against dynamite. Actually I'm lying, it worked quite well against dynamite. A spear through the head followed by suffocation by being on land instead of in water, that'll do it though. Humans: we can figure out how to kill anything."
 
2012-01-06 02:31:07 PM
Oh come on, blowing shiat up is always good entertainment.
 
2012-01-06 02:39:05 PM
tjsands1118:
They're call bunt punt guns and they take down an entire flock at a time


FTFY.

They also work just dandy against graboids:

www.imfdb.org

/Just remember your weapons retention drills.
 
2012-01-06 02:43:04 PM
Ishidan: Humans: we can figure out how to kill anything.

We don't care how big and tough you are, how many teeth you have, or how big your claws are. We'll kill you deader'n Hell with nothing more complicated than a pointed stick.
 
2012-01-06 02:56:56 PM
dittybopper: tjsands1118:
They're call bunt punt guns and they take down an entire flock at a time

FTFY.

They also work just dandy against graboids:


Interesting and now that I've read the Wiki page I learned that "graboids" is not a term for "gun-grabber" but that they made 4 farking Tremors movies? One was enough for me.
 
2012-01-06 03:26:19 PM
Lando Lincoln: On the plus side, the film crew ate pretty good that night.

must have been a hell of a fish fry



Mr. Cousteau your requisition for the 2 tons of butter, capers and lemons have arrived, but damn it they forgot the pepper sauce
 
2012-01-06 03:29:46 PM
Happy Hours: Interesting and now that I've read the Wiki page I learned that "graboids" is not a term for "gun-grabber" but that they made 4 farking Tremors movies? One was enough for me.

You missed out, buddy. The Tremors movies are among my favorite popcorn-munching monster movies!
 
2012-01-06 04:11:24 PM
So, its the "Lets kill it so we can count it" census method eh? I wonder if this would be an effective way to count illegal aliens?
 
2012-01-06 05:37:05 PM
tonguedepressor: So, its the "Lets kill it so we can count it" census method eh? I wonder if this would be an effective way to count illegal aliens?

"In conclusion after decades of studying fish populations, we have determined they are not only on the decline, but are now extinct in areas where we counted fish. We are unable to determine why this is so"
 
2012-01-06 05:53:00 PM
Stay for the fart noises as a dead cuttlefish deflates

And the inter-species threat.


/heh-heh..die..human..
 
2012-01-06 06:01:48 PM
tonguedepressor: So, its the "Lets kill it so we can count it" census method eh? I wonder if this would be an effective way to count illegal aliens?

In their defense, it makes the counting really quick. Zero! Ha ha!
 
2012-01-06 06:58:10 PM
Anyone else get the impression that the fart noises were added in post-production? And yes, the poor bloody puffer fish had survived the initial explosion.

I suppose this kind of thing would be described by Heisenberg as the effect of the observer on the experiment.

I have other words for it. They are shorter, and Saxon in origin.
 
2012-01-06 07:32:30 PM
What Jacques Cousteau about to cause an explosion may look like:

sp1.fotolog.com

Zeeky Boogy Doog! (new window)
 
2012-01-06 07:39:13 PM
They didn't appear to dynamite an entire reef. It looks like there was one charge and it probably wiped out the coral head it was on plus damaged the surrounding area in a diameter of several yards.

I mean, sure, it's a pity to see even that extent of damage, but it was hardly on the scale of many dredging projects of the time and even much later.

img513.imageshack.us

The area apparently affected in Cousteau's census wouldn't even be visible in this aerial view of Waikiki--But the dredged swimming areas and harbor canals clearly are.
 
2012-01-06 08:15:22 PM
thecia.com.au
"What about my dynamite?"
 
2012-01-06 08:24:38 PM
fvdvideo.com
 
2012-01-06 08:32:09 PM
Happy Hours: According to Wikipedia Ted Turner called him "the father of the environmental movement". See, they don't always start out crazy.

Seriously though people used to think it was a good idea to take fish census by dynamiting coral reefs? Did ornithologists ever use shotguns to help with bird censuses? I know now they get a whole bunch of people to watch them and keep a count and extrapolate from there.



I believe you are referring to the trusty Winchester Field Guide. It predated the National Geographic, Sibley's, and all those other written guides.

Essentially no they were not used to take a census (I am sure at some point in some form some one used a shot gun to take a bird census), but for the most part what you are thinking of was the use of fire arms to kill birds so that you could take the time to examine them and figure out what species they are. Yes this did have a rather major impact on certain bird populations and there are at least a handful of extinct species that many people point to the use of the Winchester Field Guide as the major contributing factor to their extinction. However many of the sketches and drawings for accuracy purposes ended up using the preserved birds for their drawings to create modern field guides. Additionally the added benefit of binoculars being more readily available reduced the use of fire arms to identify species.


About bats you are thinking of Mist Netting. It consists of a very fine net which the bats are not capable of sensing that they fly into, no they are not injured in the process, that does not mean they enjoy the poking and prodding by researchers that follows.

Mist netting is also common for bird researchers to use on smaller birds, they can then add colored bands to identify individuals in that populations.

Most Bird population studies are done by taking point counts, often along a river because they allow for ease of travel in hard to get places, where many birds nest (the many National Wildlife Refuges in Alaska for example). To collect either it will be done in a boat or else if they want specific habitats they will pull up on shore, and hike a transect, stopping at specific points. Either way the process of collection is relatively the same.
1. Stop everything and sit quietly so the birds become active (usually 2-5 minutes).
2. Record the bird species you hear and see, and number.
3. Many point counts will also have you plot direction from where you are, and distance (usually greater or less than 50m) from you).
4. You make note of the habitat around you.
5. Note any unique things that may be required. For instance if you see an owl or a hawk perched within sight or flying over birds will behave differently and it may be the cause of any unexpected variability.

Due to how birds live and where many of them live you will only see a small number of them, you end up identifying them by song.



Small mammals on the other hand it is not uncommon to use some traps that will kill them to take their populations. The other common methods involve microchips, or toe clipping. And yes toe clipping is exactly what it sounds like.



On to the fish. Fish are very similar to birds in that you will not see the majority of them at any given time in a coral reef, plus you can not rely on sound to identify them. So dynamite would be the easiest method of studying the populations. Now it is kind of frowned upon given how long it takes a reef to form, and the answer for fish populations seems to always come out at "Lots of types of fish, and lots of them."
 
2012-01-06 08:44:42 PM
Tillmaster: Anyone else get the impression that the fart noises were added in post-production? And yes, the poor bloody puffer fish had survived the initial explosion.

And here I thought that the fish actually DID say, "DIE HUMAN!" in a robot voice.

Are you a detective? You should be.
 
2012-01-06 08:45:48 PM
dittybopper: Ishidan: Humans: we can figure out how to kill anything.

We don't care how big and tough you are, how many teeth you have, or how big your claws are. We'll kill you deader'n Hell with nothing more complicated than a pointed stick.


how about just a tea cup?
 
2012-01-06 09:11:15 PM
Lando Lincoln: Tillmaster: Anyone else get the impression that the fart noises were added in post-production? And yes, the poor bloody puffer fish had survived the initial explosion.

And here I thought that the fish actually DID say, "DIE HUMAN!" in a robot voice.

Are you a detective? You should be.


Silly sod. I meant the first sounds. You know, the ones referenced in the headline.
 
2012-01-06 09:46:55 PM
Tillmaster: Silly sod. I meant the first sounds. You know, the ones referenced in the headline.

Oh yeah, those. No, I didn't notice that those sounds were way louder than the rest of the audio at all. You have a keen ear, friend.
 
2012-01-06 10:01:47 PM
I was appalled at first because I thought they left them on the beach to rot, but what they did was turned quick food into stationary food. That was a nice reef, though. A shame something happened to it.
 
2012-01-06 10:04:52 PM
Is the video tab working while the rest of the tabs are 500? :P
 
2012-01-06 11:07:29 PM
not a cuttlefish, moron.
 
2012-01-06 11:23:51 PM
Happy Hours: Seriously though people used to think it was a good idea to take fish census by dynamiting coral reefs? Did ornithologists ever use shotguns to help with bird censuses? I know now they get a whole bunch of people to watch them and keep a count and extrapolate from there.

The Victorians used to kill everything in sight so they could preserve and catalogue it.
 
2012-01-06 11:42:39 PM
Dear Jerk: That was a nice reef, though. A shame something happened to it.

They should have kept up with their protection payments. Paulie had to send a message.
 
2012-01-07 01:35:37 AM
Cousteau's son came with a crew near where I live (Saint-Lawrence river). There were belugas swimming and him and his idiot "biologists" we zipping left and right with their zodiacs, hurting the belugas as their props serrated their backs.

Since that incident, whale watching has been heavily restricted and you can't come as close as we used to be able to.

Cousteau's name is NEVER spoken beatifically here. He and his descendants are despised.

And rightly so.
 
2012-01-07 01:46:08 AM
Killroy69: Cousteau's son came with a crew near where I live (Saint-Lawrence river). There were belugas swimming and him and his idiot "biologists" we zipping left and right with their zodiacs, hurting the belugas as their props serrated their backs.

Since that incident, whale watching has been heavily restricted and you can't come as close as we used to be able to.

Cousteau's name is NEVER spoken beatifically here. He and his descendants are despised.

And rightly so.


I believe his son died in a helicopter accident, so no need to worry.
 
2012-01-07 02:04:45 AM
Cousteau blew a small chunk out of the Great Blue Hole in Belize so that he could bring his yacht over the collapsed cave. But I guess destroying what you study is just what naturalists did up until the 70's. We have all seen the beautfiul pictures drawn by Audubon of north American birds, but most don't realize that he shot them in order to get a close view for his drawings.
 
2012-01-07 08:46:51 AM
Reminds me of a local museum that has a stuffed African lion alongside a video playing the old 1940 or 50 something black and white film that documented the African hunting safari. The voice over rationalized killing the lion for the museum display because it would only be a few years before lions would be hunted to extinction. They were doing future generations a great favor so they could see what lions used to look like before humans killed them all. Genius, huh?
 
2012-01-07 09:52:21 AM
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2012-01-07 10:01:06 AM
"You gonna stand there, or are you gonna fish?"
 
2012-01-07 10:12:14 AM
tjsands1118: Happy Hours:

Seriously though people used to think it was a good idea to take fish census by dynamiting coral reefs? Did ornithologists ever use shotguns to help with bird censuses?


They're call bunt guns and they take down an entire flock at a time

Punt gun not bunt gun (Just a typo I am sure)...... And I can't recall them being use for census. Mostly they where popular when wild duck was still a 'common' commercially sold meat. Used to take down up to 50 birds at a time, they generally worked in teams and would kill ducks when not on the wing. (It's easier that way). Generally they where attached to a very shallow draft boat and lacked any kind of elevation or traverse mechanism so the whole boat would have to be aligned for the shot.
 
2012-01-07 02:58:45 PM
Gamera is Filled with Turtle Meat: Cuttle

Cuttlefish are cute.
 
2012-01-07 06:57:03 PM
Steel triple tanks and and old school regulator. No buoyancy compensator, exposure protection or lead weight.

Serious divers.

Sucks about the reef.
 
2012-01-07 07:15:21 PM
casual disregard: Gamera is Filled with Turtle Meat: Cuttle

Cuttlefish are cute.


gwar.net

Has something to show you
 
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