SmackLT: The woman's pretty, but part of Jolie's attraction is that she's six kinds of freaky deaky.

And I fear that her having kids may have made it worse.

I don't think having a career based on looking like something/someone else is a smart idea.







and so on...

/images hot

She better be rocking the Tombraider version of Jolie's body. And, her avenue to stardom is porn. Lots and lots of porn.

There is a thriving business for near look-a-like actors out there. You've got Frank Stallone... and that one guy who looks like Deniro doing Al Capone, but only from on angle so they have to shoot him just right or the whole thing doesn't work. And of course all the films they've been in... which... I can't really name one right now... so... I wish this attractive lady all the luck.

Send both to me, and I'll die a happy man.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Nobody expects the Spanish imitation.

Ha! Well done.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Nobody expects the Spanish imitation.

Got my funny vote.

bulldg4life: She better be rocking the Tombraider version of Jolie's body. And, her avenue to stardom is porn. Lots and lots of porn.

I was gonna ask if she has Jolie's rack.

karmaceutical: There is a thriving business for near look-a-like actors out there. You've got Frank Stallone... and that one guy who looks like Deniro doing Al Capone, but only from on angle so they have to shoot him just right or the whole thing doesn't work. And of course all the films they've been in... which... I can't really name one right now... so... I wish this attractive lady all the luck.

You forgot the porn chick who supposedly looks like that chick from Boy Meets World...

She is a winner.

The prize that I can award her is American citizenship.

/a prenup will be involved.

potterydove: bulldg4life: She better be rocking the Tombraider version of Jolie's body. And, her avenue to stardom is porn. Lots and lots of porn.

I was gonna ask if she has Jolie's rack.

She looks more like Lupe Fuentes



/va-GI-na POOOO-seeee
//peenizz is my favorite

She took her jerrrrrrrb!!!!

The_Pink_Pimp: She is a winner.

The prize that I can award her is American citizenship.

/a prenup will be involved.

Condition 1 of pre-nup: She cannot initiate divorce proceedings...ever

nakedcritic: She looks more like Lupe Fuentes

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/va-GI-na POOOO-seeee
//peenizz is my favorite

I didn't recognize the name so I googled her. Good thing I wasn't at work...

bulldg4life: She better be rocking the Tombraider Gia version of Jolie's body.

Fixed.

/now on Blu-ray

6 kids I can handle, I just want younger and not covered in hillbilly ass tattoos.


Jolie was back to smokin' hot in Salt though, I'll give her that.

miss diminutive: nakedcritic: She looks more like Lupe Fuentes

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/va-GI-na POOOO-seeee
//peenizz is my favorite

I didn't recognize the name so I googled her. Good thing I wasn't at work...

Damn right you were. There was a case a while ago that someone was actually on trial for child pron for having some of her "work". She had to actually fly into the country, go to court and testify she was of age.

Huh.
I didn't know they could reboot actresses.

VaportrailFilms: Huh.
I didn't know they could reboot actresses.

I'd reboot her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

I think I saw her in Womb Raider.

myinternetname: 6 kids I can handle, I just want younger and not covered in hillbilly ass tattoos.


Jolie was back to smokin' hot in Salt though, I'll give her that.

I'm having trouble parsing that last bit... does she have a tattoo of a hillbilly on her ass now or does she have tattoos of hillbilly's asses on other parts of her body?

/sweet ass car

SmackLT: The woman's pretty, but part of Jolie's attraction is that she's six kinds of freaky deaky.

Came here to say mostly this. And post these as proof:

Crazy Eyes = Sexy:




Looking like a kinky dominatrix:



Or her looking like a druggie, potentially bisexual freak in Gia



And whatever this image is trying to convey:

lacydog: And whatever this image is trying to convey:

That she's a lesbian vampire?

Well, to be sure, she'll need to show us her tits.

Bag of Hammers: Well, to be sure, she'll need to show us her tits.

FOR SCIENCE

First she needs to wreck her skin by having tattoos added and removed from all over her body.

I like the Spanish version of Angelina better. Oh lala.

bulldg4life: She better be rocking the Tombraider version of Jolie's body. And, her avenue to stardom is porn. Lots and lots of porn.

yup, countdown to pron stardom in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...