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		Britons' top health complaints include being "bald and toothless", according to census. This is a repeat from 1911 (mirror.co.uk)		17
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Cormee

2012-01-06 11:45:39 AM

What about the blokes?

moops

2012-01-06 11:45:46 AM

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brantgoose

2012-01-06 11:49:57 AM

FTA: "Four women living in the same household recorded their infirmities as "voteless, therefore classed with idiots and children".

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health-news/2012/01/06/being-bald-and-too thless-among-health-complaints-listed-in-1911-census-115875-23682601/# ixzz1ihIlvDn0

Conservative responses to this sort of thing:

1711 Census: Witches! Burn them! Burn them!
1811 Census: Bluestockings! Whip them! Whip them!
1911 Census: Saphhites! Lock them up! Lock them up!
2011 Census: Liberal devil-worshippers! Burn them! Burn them!

In all fairness, most women classify husbands with idiots and children, so having the vote isn't like to help anybody, is it?

Wellon Dowd

2012-01-06 11:50:13 AM

I wanted to be tough and ruthless but I ended up rough and toothless.

Bermuda59

2012-01-06 11:54:47 AM

Wellon Dowd: I wanted to be tough and ruthless but I ended up rough and toothless.

What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.

Litig8r

2012-01-06 11:56:29 AM

Wellon Dowd: I wanted to be tough and ruthless but I ended up rough and toothless.

Are you drunk? Do you know where you are? Do you care?

/this is not a chawade!

Litig8r

2012-01-06 11:57:29 AM

Bermuda59: Wellon Dowd: I wanted to be tough and ruthless but I ended up rough and toothless.

What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.

Damnit!

Wellon Dowd

2012-01-06 12:01:29 PM

Litig8r: Bermuda59: Wellon Dowd: I wanted to be tough and ruthless but I ended up rough and toothless.

What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.

Damnit!

Send Litig8r to Detroit!

stickymichael

2012-01-06 12:06:40 PM

moops: unavailable for comment

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Probably because he's not British

moops

2012-01-06 12:08:16 PM

stickymichael: moops: unavailable for comment

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Probably because he's not British

I know that....but I posted it because Shane's got great British teeth.

There used to be a meme a long time ago, of a British bar patron with horrifying teeth. I wanted to use that one, but it hasn't been on fark in ages and I couldn't find it using GIS. Ergo, Mr. Macgowan....

Litig8r

2012-01-06 12:12:36 PM

Wellon Dowd: Litig8r: Bermuda59: Wellon Dowd: I wanted to be tough and ruthless but I ended up rough and toothless.

What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.

Damnit!

Send Litig8r to Detroit!

No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!

Knara

2012-01-06 12:29:46 PM

brantgoose: 2011 Census: Liberal devil-worshippers! Burn them! Burn them!

I dunno if that's necessarily the case in Britain. I'm told they've got some pretty intense moral panic going on over there lately.

whither_apophis

2012-01-06 01:48:59 PM

Litig8r: Wellon Dowd: Litig8r: Bermuda59: Wellon Dowd: I wanted to be tough and ruthless but I ended up rough and toothless.

What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.

Damnit!

Send Litig8r to Detroit!

No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!

to everyone posting above, you have our gratitude

Kar98

2012-01-06 02:37:03 PM

Who are the Britons?

firefly212

2012-01-06 02:42:59 PM

I hate being bald. It isn't a cosmetic thing, I just hate being cold whenever I don't have a hat.

Moonk

2012-01-06 04:00:09 PM

Amazingly, in before the Big Book of British Smiles

/excellent Kentucky Fried Movie referrences

wambu

2012-01-07 12:35:06 PM

I've seen their teeth.

Can't understand why losing those horrendous things could possibly be a problem.