stpauler: They need to just change it to 0119 999 881 999 119 7253

I have no idea what this means.

Paramedics also took 999 calls asking for lifts home, because of a popped spot

righty-oh, chip-chip-chiree, golly what and bollocks.

But really. WTF is this?

This should help:

Why couldn't they just stay with 911?

I tried to take off my wedding band after a fight with my first wife. It wouldn't come off. I eventually cut it off.

I felt horrible about it later.

/ divorced twice now

MyNameIsMofuga: Why couldn't they just stay with 911?

you sound Al Queda

Le Geno Vert: MyNameIsMofuga: Why couldn't they just stay with 911?

you sound Al Queda

:just waits for all the flags to go off and points in your direction "he did it"

For the best results when tossing your ring at your wife: leave it on the hand!

A guy I worked with was pissed at his wife and threw his ring out the front door and into the snow in the yard. Never found it.

Myself, I lost mine over the side of a boat trying to start an outboard motor. I always hoped to catch a fish and find it inside but that didn't work. Gollum must have it now.

And the U.K. is different from the US how?

And to think these toothless idiots once ruled most of the known world.

Maybe but since I haven't married my partner and don't have a wedding ring I just throw empty whiskey bottles at her instead.

/not really
//wouldn't live with her if I felt the need to throw anything at her

TemporarySanity: Paramedics also took 999 calls asking for lifts home, because of a popped spot

righty-oh, chip-chip-chiree, golly what and bollocks.

But really. WTF is this?

I think it has to do with zits.

My wedding ring is one of the only things I've never lost. It's amazing, really. The fact that I know my wife would beat me to death if I lost it might have something to do with it.

Although now that I think about it there was a period of about 3 months where I thought I had lost it. And then one day I found it on a clothes hanger in the closet. Not sure how it got there.