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(Celebitchy) Spiffy Jay-Z and Beyonce's baby preparation checklist: private suite, flat screen TV, gourmet chef, custom "birthing weave"   (celebitchy.com) divider line 19
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2012-01-06 10:24:42 AM
Both are delusional hacks.
 
2012-01-06 10:26:31 AM
If they have all that, why would they want a baby?
 
2012-01-06 10:29:02 AM
Imma gonna let you finish, but Beyonce's baby bump is the best ever this year.
 
2012-01-06 10:30:36 AM
Jay Z had worked hard for his money, so let him waste it as he sees fit.
 
2012-01-06 10:30:48 AM
HA this kind of reminds me of the birth episode of Up All Night. I've never laughed harder since that is what always happens. My sister also had a list of things she wanted done, including booking the water birthing room, having her friend come do her hair and makeup afterwards for pictures, spent MONTHS looking for the right doctor, wanted a natural delivery, and had the cutest newborn outfit picked out. She expected a three-hour delivery in the morning and to be home by the next day.

Well baby came early. Her friend and doctor were both out of town, the water birthing room was taken, and she had to use one of the premie outfits I sent (I had a hunch) to dress baby in instead of the outfit. The labor lasted 14-hours, so after hour 8 she opted for medication. They were in the hospital two-days before being sent home. Baby two was a lot more laid back with an attitude of "whatever, it won't go the way I want anyway."

First-time pregnant girls are so cute in their outlook that everything will be perfectly the way they want.
 
2012-01-06 10:39:55 AM
She was never even pregnant. Plenty of "blind" gossip items in the last few months that are obviously about her that say this. Also pregnant stomachs don't deflate and/or fold like a pillow.

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2012-01-06 10:48:42 AM
Ah, young, attractive and successful. Wonderful people.
 
2012-01-06 11:05:53 AM
hailin:
First-time pregnant girls are so cute in their outlook that everything will be perfectly the way they want.


I used to watch the baby shows. Those women getting all upset when their birth plan goes awry.
I was happy with a healthy baby. That 's the important part. Isn't it?
 
2012-01-06 11:55:02 AM
Earpj: hailin:
First-time pregnant girls are so cute in their outlook that everything will be perfectly the way they want.

I used to watch the baby shows. Those women getting all upset when their birth plan goes awry.
I was happy with a healthy baby. That 's the important part. Isn't it?


No, babies now a days need to be born in private suites with a gourmet chef in total darkness and fed an all organic diet of fish heads to be healthy. The chef is there to cook up the placenta and serve it over rice.

If you baby is born in a pedestrian environment, they are destined to be pedestrian. Birth them like a King and they will be a King.
 
2012-01-06 12:04:49 PM
They certainly have the money for it. Why not make it as comfortable and snazzy as they want? Sure, sure, people are starving, etc., but you can say that any time they spend their money on any luxury.
 
2012-01-06 12:06:02 PM
Wettner:

No, babies now a days need to be born in private suites with a gourmet chef in total darkness and fed an all organic diet of fish heads to be healthy. The chef is there to cook up the placenta and serve it over rice.

If you baby is born in a pedestrian environment, they are destined to be pedestrian. Birth them like a King and they will be a King.


Ahh..gottcha. Sooo glad my baby birthing days are behind me.
 
2012-01-06 12:19:12 PM
Walker: She was never even pregnant. Plenty of "blind" gossip items in the last few months that are obviously about her that say this. Also pregnant stomachs don't deflate and/or fold like a pillow.

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Modern aliens
 
2012-01-06 12:59:50 PM
What's all this about a "surrogate"? I haven't followed BaybayBeyonce specifically, but i hadn't heard this rumor and I fark alot.
 
2012-01-06 01:01:33 PM
Keigh: What's all this about a "surrogate"? I haven't followed BaybayBeyonce specifically, but i hadn't heard this rumor and I fark alot.


Check out this blind item: http://blindgossip.com/?p=36250
 
2012-01-06 01:06:39 PM
bambi121899: Keigh: What's all this about a "surrogate"? I haven't followed BaybayBeyonce specifically, but i hadn't heard this rumor and I fark alot.


Check out this blind item: http://blindgossip.com/?p=36250


What is this? I don't even..

seriously though, I never even heard of this "blind" website but apparently a vague story about no one is supposed to make me believe someone would fake a pregnancy...

I'm gonna slowly walk away from this discussion now.
 
2012-01-06 01:41:13 PM
Who could tell she was pregnant anyway? She's a rather big girl.
 
2012-01-06 04:49:25 PM
A "birthing weave" is presumably styled after a bassinet.
 
2012-01-06 07:58:23 PM
She has made a big big big ass deal about her "baby bump." Bigger than most people would.
Then came Baby-gate
Her and Jay-Z have been married for ~4 years, more than enough time to shiat one out.
I think she's faking it and has a surrogate.
 
2012-01-07 08:18:23 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: She has made a big big big ass deal about her "baby bump." Bigger than most people would.
Then came Baby-gate
Her and Jay-Z have been married for ~4 years, more than enough time to shiat one out.
I think she's faking it and has a surrogate.


The pics of her in the 6 inch heels made me wonder about that, too. It's hard enough not to tip over wearing sneakers when you're that preggo, nevermind sky high heels.


/probably just jealous
/expecting #3 in march, wearing crocs. Kill me.
 
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