mr_a: Or more likely, 20 years from now you will be billions poorer and wondering what the fark you were thinking.

Word.

Don't stick your funds in crazy.

Just wait China, she'll be faking pregnancies and hysterically calling you at 4am to make sure you aren't out with some other slut and then tearfully apologizing in the morning in no time.

Enjoy China!

Can we just pal up with India now?

Wonder what the Pakis will think when they realize that China is oppressing their own muslim population?

Oh, I'm sure the Chinese government will get along wonderfully with radical Islamic fundamentalists.

Are we scared yet? Be scared! FEAR!

I wonder what would happen if the Uyghurs in China ask their Muslim brethren for help.

They deserve each other?

StrikitRich: Wonder what the Pakis will think when they realize that China is oppressing their own muslim population?

Ha, I was trying to figure out how to spell "Uyghur." :)

Snarfangel: I wonder what would happen if the Uyghurs in China ask their Muslim brethren for help.

Uyghur Please

/i'm so sorry it's like a tic i can't help it

The Chinese will brook no shiat when dealing with these people. If things keep going this way, expect Chinese troops to be stationed in Pakistan within 7 years. You can use your imaginations from there.

Fark Pakistan. She's a filthy, cheating whore. Let China can pick up her $3 billion/year maintenance tab for the occasional handjob, while the islamists gangbang her behind its back.

Snarfangel: I wonder what would happen if the Uyghurs in China ask their Muslim brethren for help.

When it does actually happen it will result in things that are most likely beneficial to the US Sphere of Influence in and around the Mideast + Indian Subcontinent. Good luck China, you are signing a lease for one helluva lemon.

One advantage that China has: they don't have "voters" or "elected officials" who actually gives a damn where they send billions of dollars to, so they can bribe Pakistani officials at will.

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Bribes are easier than ass-kickings but if the bribes don't work.....

China shot and crushed their own people with tanks while the whole world was watching because they go too uppity.

What will they do to you, crazy Pakistanis?

Pakistan is in for some good times.

Proofreading....how the fark does it work?

Arkanaut: One advantage that China has: they don't have "voters" or "elected officials" who actually gives a damn where they send billions of dollars to, so they can bribe Pakistani officials at will.

The US has been sending bribes to the Paki's for years. It doesn't change the fact that they were still hiding Osama from us for nearly a decade. Not to mention all the other military aid.

No, Pakistan will take their bribes and play nice but they have always, and will always, say one thing and do another.

Anyone else happy to let them have that crazy ho?

Hey India....how you doin?

jake_lex: Aarontology: Ha ha, China.

now they're your problem. Just wait till they start helping out the dissidents in Xinjiang behind your back.

This. If Pakistan farked the US this much with as much as we gave them, why would they deal with China any more honestly?

they won't. but china doesn't deal honestly either. they will be a perfect couple.

This is more about China trying to ensure that Pakistan doesn't go nutty with the nukes and bring massive regional radioactive death...especially since China, as the next door neighbor, would see a whole lot of that fallout.

Just like with North Korea, China is doing their best to make sure their neighbors don't end up coating China in a fine radioactive dust.

India is cooler anyway. Fark Pakistan.

This is an old alliance of long standing, driven by the antipathy between India and China. China and India have been on opposite sides for years and China therefore allies with India arch-enemy Pakistan. Nothing new here.

This is an old alliance of long standing, driven by the antipathy between India and China. China and India have been on opposite sides for years and China therefore allies with India arch-enemy Pakistan. Nothing new here.

...but it's the language the Chinese and Pakis are using.

"all-weather friendship" among them. Pakistan has called us a "fair weather friend" previously. Can't get to this link from work for some reason, but I'm pretty sure I remember more "I never really liked you anyways" language from Pakistan and "baby I'll treat you real good" from China in there.

/subby

Hopefully Pakistan will be as good an ally to China as they have been to the U.S.

/Not really. With friends like these...

So in this image, the kid is the US?