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gopher321

2012-01-06 08:25:10 AM

That guy's a redneck? Naahhh...

Flakeloaf

2012-01-06 08:36:25 AM

"...arrested and charged with aggravated burglary with a gun spec. involved. A Desert Eagle 50 caliber semi auto."

Sounds like someone's caption caught sayof.

miss diminutive

2012-01-06 08:37:06 AM

Grizzly Adams has really let himself go.

SBinRR

2012-01-06 08:37:21 AM

(View larger version)
Thanks, but I'm good.

jso2897

2012-01-06 08:38:05 AM

Typical gun-fapping pussy. Gets his ass kicked in a fight (that he probably started), so he goes for a gun.

dittybopper

2012-01-06 08:38:25 AM

Guns don't kill people. 50 caliber semiautomatic Desert Eagle wielding trailer park stepchild rednecks kill people

Both must have been defective. Nobody was killed.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-06 08:40:04 AM

An armed society is a polite society.

dittybopper

2012-01-06 08:40:31 AM

jso2897: Typical gun-fapping pussy. Gets his ass kicked in a fight (that he probably started), so he goes for a gun.

Yeah, just like this gun-fapping pussy.

knightofargh

2012-01-06 08:41:30 AM

Meh. Looks like a picture of a standard purchaser of the .50 AE Desert Eagle. If it was plated in a precious metal I wouldn't be shocked.

Interesting and unique design, otherwise a fairly worthless jewelry gun and/or safe queen. It's not the lack of reliability, it's the lack of portability. Who the hell wants to carry something that huge? If I'm going to carry a giant handgun I might as well suck it up and haul a rifle with me.

Plain Brown Rapper

2012-01-06 08:42:52 AM

If you live in the desert and you're an eagle I'd say chances are good you would be scrawny and starving. The brand name paints a picture.

/why no, I'm not in marketing

Freakin Rican

2012-01-06 08:42:56 AM

jso2897

2012-01-06 08:43:46 AM

dittybopper: jso2897: Typical gun-fapping pussy. Gets his ass kicked in a fight (that he probably started), so he goes for a gun.

Yeah, just like this gun-fapping pussy.

Oh, yeah. Just exactly like her.
Your reading comprehension seems a tad weak this morning. I didn't say "typical gun owner" (of which I'm one) or "typical firearms enthusiast " - I said "typical gun-fapping pussy" - a phrase that does not in any way describe most gun owners. If the shoe doesn't fit you, don't wear it or defend it.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-06 08:43:52 AM

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shiat with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the farking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody farks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

brandied

2012-01-06 08:43:57 AM

Holy moly.

bungle_jr

2012-01-06 08:47:42 AM

no "snatch" quotes? i'm ashamed, boy child

Gruetzi

2012-01-06 08:50:28 AM

SBinRR: (View larger version)
Thanks, but I'm good.

Hahahaha, came to say this.

DeadintheShadows

2012-01-06 08:50:29 AM

He's still mad about losing his stores.

dittybopper

2012-01-06 08:54:32 AM

knightofargh: Meh. Looks like a picture of a standard purchaser of the .50 AE Desert Eagle. If it was plated in a precious metal I wouldn't be shocked.

Interesting and unique design, otherwise a fairly worthless jewelry gun and/or safe queen. It's not the lack of reliability, it's the lack of portability. Who the hell wants to carry something that huge? If I'm going to carry a giant handgun I might as well suck it up and haul a rifle with me.

I've fired the .44 Magnum version, alongside a Smith and Wesson Model 29 also chambered in that caliber. There is a significant reduction in recoil with the Desert Eagle. That makes it easier to shoot than the revolver. I could see carrying it for things like hunting big game (deer, black bear) with a pistol, perhaps even topped with an optical sight of some kind. I can't recall how accurate it was (this was 25 years ago, roughly), but certainly it should be good for shots out to at least 30 yards.

As an everyday carry gun? Not so much, but not every gun is made for every situation*. It is a niche weapon.

I like to make the analogy with golf clubs: No self-respecting golfer would go a round of golf with just a 9 Iron in his bag. Think of the Desert Eagle guns as akin to a sand wedge: Optimized for a particular set of circumstances, but not for general purposes.

*Colonel Cooper's 'Scout Rifle' concept notwithstanding.

dittybopper

2012-01-06 08:57:41 AM

jso2897: dittybopper: jso2897: Typical gun-fapping pussy. Gets his ass kicked in a fight (that he probably started), so he goes for a gun.

Yeah, just like this gun-fapping pussy.

Oh, yeah. Just exactly like her.
Your reading comprehension seems a tad weak this morning. I didn't say "typical gun owner" (of which I'm one) or "typical firearms enthusiast " - I said "typical gun-fapping pussy" - a phrase that does not in any way describe most gun owners. If the shoe doesn't fit you, don't wear it or defend it.

Reflex action: That phraseology is used by hoplophobes quite often. I apologize if you are not one.

CeroX

2012-01-06 08:58:51 AM

Anyone who owns a DE .50 just has a hard on for guns... that thing is so huge and impractical that it's basically a joke... The 9mm version is WAY more practical...

HotWingConspiracy

2012-01-06 09:02:29 AM

No gun charges, eh? Must be one of those responsible licensed owners.

knightofargh

2012-01-06 09:02:36 AM

dittybopper: I've fired the .44 Magnum version, alongside a Smith and Wesson Model 29 also chambered in that caliber. There is a significant reduction in recoil with the Desert Eagle. That makes it easier to shoot than the revolver. I could see carrying it for things like hunting big game (deer, black bear) with a pistol, perhaps even topped with an optical sight of some kind. I can't recall how accurate it was (this was 25 years ago, roughly), but certainly it should be good for shots out to at least 30 yards.

My griping is mostly regarding the .50 AE version, its ballistics suck. Back in the 80s it served a purpose since it allowed "hotter" rimmed revolver rounds to auto-load. Today you are better off with a .454 Casull for hunting or one of those .500 S&Ws. The .357 version of the DE isn't terrible. I've shot the .357 and .50 AE versions before and they do have reduced recoil. Doesn't make maintaining and cleaning the gun any easier and doesn't make up for the elephant sized grips.

craxyd

2012-01-06 09:03:33 AM

This happened in portage County? Jeebus that place is like an alternate reality.

knightofargh

2012-01-06 09:04:52 AM

CeroX: The 9mm version is WAY more practical...

What? Are you referring to the IWI Jericho 941, which is a Browning Hi-Power derived design marketed as a "Baby Eagle"? That's apples and kumquats, they aren't even a similar action. The Jericho 941 is a freaking awesome pistol though.

boomshakra

2012-01-06 09:05:54 AM

Uncle Slayton, Bob unavailable for comment

/steel core ammo
//tracers for that ol' BAR

jso2897

2012-01-06 09:10:08 AM

dittybopper: jso2897: dittybopper: jso2897: Typical gun-fapping pussy. Gets his ass kicked in a fight (that he probably started), so he goes for a gun.

Yeah, just like this gun-fapping pussy.

Oh, yeah. Just exactly like her.
Your reading comprehension seems a tad weak this morning. I didn't say "typical gun owner" (of which I'm one) or "typical firearms enthusiast " - I said "typical gun-fapping pussy" - a phrase that does not in any way describe most gun owners. If the shoe doesn't fit you, don't wear it or defend it.

Reflex action: That phraseology is used by hoplophobes quite often. I apologize if you are not one.

A brief synopsis of my views on this subject: A gun is an appliance. It performs a task - it propels a lead pellet, at a high velocity, in a direction of the user's choosing. Lacking that choice, it lies there doing nothing, like any other inanimate object. it has not morality, no values, and no philosophical significance.
Unfortunately, there is a sector of our population who are pathological on the subject. Some of them regard guns to be terrifying and evil - a veritable tool of the devil. Some of them regard guns as almost sacred repositories of courage, manhood, and liberty.
Both groups are certifiably insane. They love(or hate) a GODDAMN APPLIANCE.
If you met somebody who felt one of those ways or the other about shovels, you'd throw a straight jacket on them without hesitation - but somehow this bizarre attribution of inherent moral qualities and powers to an inanimate object is taken as normal when the object is a gun.
I do not share any of those views. To me guns are neither good nor bad, and possess no power. They are not a source of evil, nor are they a substitute for courage.
Just. An. Appliance.

MouserMusing

2012-01-06 09:12:02 AM

Whiskey Dickens

2012-01-06 09:16:55 AM

In befo deagle.

dittybopper

2012-01-06 09:17:52 AM

knightofargh: dittybopper: I've fired the .44 Magnum version, alongside a Smith and Wesson Model 29 also chambered in that caliber. There is a significant reduction in recoil with the Desert Eagle. That makes it easier to shoot than the revolver. I could see carrying it for things like hunting big game (deer, black bear) with a pistol, perhaps even topped with an optical sight of some kind. I can't recall how accurate it was (this was 25 years ago, roughly), but certainly it should be good for shots out to at least 30 yards.

My griping is mostly regarding the .50 AE version, its ballistics suck. Back in the 80s it served a purpose since it allowed "hotter" rimmed revolver rounds to auto-load. Today you are better off with a .454 Casull for hunting or one of those .500 S&Ws. The .357 version of the DE isn't terrible. I've shot the .357 and .50 AE versions before and they do have reduced recoil. Doesn't make maintaining and cleaning the gun any easier and doesn't make up for the elephant sized grips.

A couple of points:

1. It wasn't my gun, so I didn't have to clean it :-)

2. As for hunting, I know a guy who does it with a revolver in .45-70 Government. I haven't fired that one, though I imagine it has a bit of recoil.

3. Yeah, the grips on the DE are too big for my liking, but then again, so are those double-stacked 9mms.

special20

2012-01-06 09:19:34 AM

Stop your messing around,
Better think of your future.
Time you straighten right out,
Creating problems in town.

Tarmangani

2012-01-06 09:21:42 AM

dittybopper

2012-01-06 09:25:04 AM

dittybopper: 1. It wasn't my gun, so I didn't have to clean it :-)

OK, so survey time: What is the worse gun you ever had to clean?

For me, AR-15/M-16. And I say that as someone who now shoots black powder almost exclusively (flintlock transitional long rifle).

All the little nooks and crannies, and the bunch of delicate parts, make for a gun that is a pain to clean. Cleaning up black powder fouling is a comparative breeze compared to that.

/Easiest: Mauser-ish bolt actions.

sid244

2012-01-06 09:27:10 AM

Get a haircut, you twat.
i156.photobucket.com

and the quote (new window)

/great movie...

Hawnkee

2012-01-06 09:27:47 AM

They don't work too well for Agents either:

knightofargh

2012-01-06 09:30:27 AM

dittybopper: OK, so survey time: What is the worse gun you ever had to clean?

Tie between gas impingement AR-15s (Nooks and crannies and practically inaccessible chamber), the Desert Eagle (same number of nooks and crannies, but less access) and the Walther P-22 (getting the fsking recoil spring back in, I'd rather chase a 1911 bushing around the room).

Buddy of mine was an armorer in the Army, he once had an E-1 bring in an M-4 that wouldn't extract. Root cause, the idiot had managed to get an M-9 extractor into the bolt carrier in place of the M-4's extractor.

dittybopper

2012-01-06 09:34:39 AM

Tarmangani: what a giant handgun may look like:

Colt Walkers may be large, but as far as revolvers go, not all that powerful. A Remington New Army is a more powerful, though less 'photogenic' BP revolver.

Plus, all Colts can eventually 'shoot loose' if you consistently use maximum loads, due to the use of a single wedge to hold the barrel to the frame, unlike a revolver with a top-strap (like the aforementioned Remington).

CeroX

2012-01-06 09:34:43 AM

knightofargh: CeroX: The 9mm version is WAY more practical...

What? Are you referring to the IWI Jericho 941, which is a Browning Hi-Power derived design marketed as a "Baby Eagle"? That's apples and kumquats, they aren't even a similar action. The Jericho 941 is a freaking awesome pistol though.

Yes, that is exactly what i am referring to, freak-a-zoid...

I recently bought a Rossi Matched Pair for my back pack, but why the F- would i say "I recently bought a Taurus made Braztech renamed to Rossi" when i can just call it a matched pair?

Gun freaks, freak me the freak out

/freak

dittybopper

2012-01-06 09:35:52 AM

dittybopper: Plus, all Colts can eventually 'shoot loose' if you consistently use maximum loads

By 'all Colts', I mean all Colt-style cap and ball revolvers, of course.

dittybopper

2012-01-06 09:38:15 AM

CeroX: Gun freaks, freak me the freak out

/freak

C'est chic.

CeroX

2012-01-06 09:40:13 AM

dittybopper: 3. Yeah, the grips on the DE are too big for my liking, but then again, so are those double-stacked 9mms

I have large hands, the double stack Beretta 92/M9 is extremely comfy in my hands... My personal fav handgun

tacks

2012-01-06 09:43:52 AM

I think I just found my new avatar

CeroX

2012-01-06 09:45:40 AM

dittybopper: OK, so survey time: What is the worse gun you ever had to clean?

Well, the only guns i OWN are a single shot 12ga and my newly purchased matched pair...

I bought the 12ga from a gun show used, so cleaning it is a snap

I bought the matched pair new, so new in fact that it still had all the plastic on it. It also had all the grease coating they use for shipping and getting that shiat off without scratching up the gun (i'm anal that way) was a biatch, that grease was gunked up EVERYWHERE

jso2897

2012-01-06 09:47:36 AM

CeroX: dittybopper: OK, so survey time: What is the worse gun you ever had to clean?

Well, the only guns i OWN are a single shot 12ga and my newly purchased matched pair...

I bought the 12ga from a gun show used, so cleaning it is a snap

I bought the matched pair new, so new in fact that it still had all the plastic on it. It also had all the grease coating they use for shipping and getting that shiat off without scratching up the gun (i'm anal that way) was a biatch, that grease was gunked up EVERYWHERE

Are they still using Cosmoline? Gawd, that's horrible stuff to deal with.

accelerus

2012-01-06 09:51:30 AM

knightofargh: Meh. Looks like a picture of a standard purchaser of the .50 AE Desert Eagle. If it was plated in a precious metal I wouldn't be shocked.

Interesting and unique design, otherwise a fairly worthless jewelry gun and/or safe queen. It's not the lack of reliability, it's the lack of portability. Who the hell wants to carry something that huge? If I'm going to carry a giant handgun I might as well suck it up and haul a rifle with me.

I do agree in every respect - I owned one for a few years, and while it's fun and interesting to shoot, it's more of a conversation starter at the range or with friends. I think the main reason I bought one is because it was on counter strike back in the days when I played. :) I'm 6'1 // 220lbs and it can fark me up if not held or fired properly.

If this was a TRUE piece of red neck trailer trash I would doubt their ability to afford one. They start at about 1000 dollars these days and only go up from there. I hated selling mine but i made a tidy profit on it, and to top it all off they are quite a PITA to clean. Even when making my own shells it was about $1/round to shoot.

dittybopper

2012-01-06 09:53:43 AM

jso2897: CeroX: dittybopper: OK, so survey time: What is the worse gun you ever had to clean?

Well, the only guns i OWN are a single shot 12ga and my newly purchased matched pair...

I bought the 12ga from a gun show used, so cleaning it is a snap

I bought the matched pair new, so new in fact that it still had all the plastic on it. It also had all the grease coating they use for shipping and getting that shiat off without scratching up the gun (i'm anal that way) was a biatch, that grease was gunked up EVERYWHERE

Are they still using Cosmoline? Gawd, that's horrible stuff to deal with.

Oh, I don't know. Some of my fondest memories include removing Cosmoline off of some long-neglected treasure.

jso2897

2012-01-06 10:06:14 AM

dittybopper: jso2897: CeroX: dittybopper: OK, so survey time: What is the worse gun you ever had to clean?

Well, the only guns i OWN are a single shot 12ga and my newly purchased matched pair...

I bought the 12ga from a gun show used, so cleaning it is a snap

I bought the matched pair new, so new in fact that it still had all the plastic on it. It also had all the grease coating they use for shipping and getting that shiat off without scratching up the gun (i'm anal that way) was a biatch, that grease was gunked up EVERYWHERE

Are they still using Cosmoline? Gawd, that's horrible stuff to deal with.

Oh, I don't know. Some of my fondest memories include removing Cosmoline off of some long-neglected treasure.

Well, it's nice when you get to the treasure. The Cosmoline-removal part, however, has not provided me with any fond memories.

knightofargh

2012-01-06 10:12:16 AM

CeroX: Yes, that is exactly what i am referring to,

What the hell? Fark ate my reply.

Sorry to be pedantic at you buddy, but the "Baby Eagle" marketing annoys the hell out of me and is a hot button of mine. The "Baby Eagle" and the Desert Eagle aren't really related to each other beyond the manufacturer. Semantics I know, but I find the whole "Baby Eagle" marketing thing to be nearly as idiotic as Glock's "Safe Action" trigger bar nomenclature.

Anyhow, it looks like we probably share ranges since we are in the same SMA. Good shooting with your Tauri.

dittybopper

2012-01-06 10:14:48 AM

jso2897: Well, it's nice when you get to the treasure. The Cosmoline-removal part, however, has not provided me with any fond memories.

Think of it like hiking up a mountain: The slog to get there is a biatch, but the view is worth it in the end.

Tarmangani

2012-01-06 10:18:06 AM

dittybopper: Tarmangani: what a giant handgun may look like:

Colt Walkers may be large, but as far as revolvers go, not all that powerful. A Remington New Army is a more powerful, though less 'photogenic' BP revolver.

Plus, all Colts can eventually 'shoot loose' if you consistently use maximum loads, due to the use of a single wedge to hold the barrel to the frame, unlike a revolver with a top-strap (like the aforementioned Remington).

I understand the Remington is a superior design (and I want one!), but the Walker (I have one) holds a 60 grain charge and is/was considered the world's most powerful handgun for over 90 years, until the .357 magnum came out in 1935.

/at least according to several sources I have read.

dbrunker

2012-01-06 10:30:39 AM

Sheesh, if you're going to show pictures of someone with Desert Eagles at least make it someone worth looking at.
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