Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and you

wooo hooo hoo

Heavy Petting Zoo.

Come for the monkeys, come for the zebras.

Sanctioned by none other than former senator, RICK SANTORUM!!!!

/big round of applause.

I am not surprised by this I have taken a couple of chicks to zoo before. Its a pretty good date also quite romantic. Thinks like meercats small monkeys cats etc are cute for women and they enjoy it.

Catherine the Great is intrigued and would like to attend. on stage if possible....

Sybarite: Nothing gets a lady in the mood like watching animals fark.

You're probably joking but I know several women who've gotten weak at the knees watching horses mate.

BesiktasBoy83: I am not surprised by this I have taken a couple of chicks to zoo before. Its a pretty good date also quite romantic. Thinks like meercats small monkeys cats etc are cute for women and they enjoy it.

I'm going to take my wife on a behind the scenes tour. It's a tad pricey, but I think it will be worth it. If anyone in the STL is interested, check it out.

There are so many cool tours, but I'm leaning towards the penguins right now.

Why? If they wanted to see f*cking animals they could just go to Philly.

St. Louis has a free zoo. It's MILF central - the young, financially unstable moms need cheap entertainment for the kids.

Zoos should have adults only days. I enjoy going to the zoo but I hate trying to weave my way through battalions of huge multi-child strollers transporting increasingly fat children. Just once I just wanna watch a lemur sun its balls without a soundtrack of screaming kids in the background.

Its like the Donkey show in Tijuana but, the zoo critters dont expect tips.

mikaloyd: Its like the Donkey show in Tijuana but, the zoo critters dont expect tips.

Came for the Donkey Show comment. Now it's time for a cigarette.


CrispFlows: Interesting.

The main question is this: How do the zookeepers ensure the animals remain, er, virile for performance in front of an audience?

The interns are on fluffer duty.

Krieghund: You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals,
so let's to it like they do on the Discovery Channel. (new window)

Came for the Bloodhound Gang, leaving satisfied.

Yinz check it aht....nebby out the window.After,yinz can go dahntahn and get some Primanti's n'at.

Rule party of 34...Rule 34, your table is ready.

Best sex of my life was after renting Invertebrate Sluts IV with the wife. Half the things we did almost broke our spines.

The Valentine's day zoo tour was invented by Jane Tollini, who was a keeper at the San Francisco zoo for many, many years. I had the pleasure of attending one of her talks (it was raining, so we didn't get to roam around the place) and she was absolutely hilarious and very knowledgeable. It was, IIRC, just called "The Sex Tour" Bonus was that, after the luncheon and talk, the sky cleared up. We all wandered the zoo and, lo and behold, the lions were mating vigorously, much to the chagrin of young mothers... "Let's look at the HIPPOS, honey"

I'd gone to a couple at other zoos and they were so PC and cautious that it made me cringe. Alas, I don't see the event on their calendar now. (I think JT retired.)

Cheron: Best sex of my life was after renting Invertebrate Sluts IV with the wife. Half the things we did almost broke our spines.

Nah. After three they started using third rate invertebrates like molluscs and insects. I'll never forget that scene in 2 where the Squid and the Sponge tag team the Starfish.

hobnail: Sybarite: Nothing gets a lady in the mood like watching animals fark.

You're probably joking but I know several women who've gotten weak at the knees watching horses mate.

I... doubt the knee weakness has to do with being 'in the mood'. Have you SEEN those things? Have you seen those things MISS?

/*shudder*
//and not in a good way
//though I guess if you're into having your insides shredded...

Sorry but if watching animals fark is what gets you off?
You are one sick bastard.

MoronLessOff: Heavy Petting Zoo.

I just got grossed out thinking of a cowboy fingering a sheep. thanks.

How are they going to get them to... oh never mind.

kisseswookies: MoronLessOff: Heavy Petting Zoo.

I just got grossed out thinking of a cowboy fingering a sheep. thanks.

Go watch Freaked. There's a guy making out with a goat.

safeforwork: hobnail: Sybarite: Nothing gets a lady in the mood like watching animals fark.

You're probably joking but I know several women who've gotten weak at the knees watching horses mate.

I... doubt the knee weakness has to do with being 'in the mood'. Have you SEEN those things? Have you seen those things MISS?

Of course I've seen it. This IS the Internet, after all.

fark yeah! I can picture me and the wife at the dinner with "Sexual Healing" playing in the background while penguins, tigers, and elephants are doing the bang, bang, bangity bang-bang.

stuffy: Sorry but if watching animals fark is what gets you off?
You are one sick bastard.

Hello, Mr. Santorum!

I assume I was right there with KarmicDisaster but then I clicked the link:

Join us for dinner, cocktails, and an adults only presentation by Henry Kacprzyk, who will reveal the intimate secrets of exotic animal mating. From the most violent mating battles to the subtlest courting rituals learn how the animals of land, sea, and air get down and dirty in the wild

So they don't really mate, a presenter shows mating porn footage. As always, it's easier to control a demo with PowerPoint than with a live system.

stuffy: Sorry but if watching animals fark is what gets you off?
You are one sick bastard.

Everyone on this site is getting off on a bunch of animals farking.

AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and you

wooo hooo hoo

Came here for Bloodhound Gang reference. Leaving surprisingly satisfied with Prince reference.

/Doesn't really even like Prince. :-/

True story- I was at the Atlanta acquarium and walked by a class of elementary schoolers on a field trip. They were listening to a presentation in front of a whale tank, when one of the whales pops a huge boner and starts farking the hell out of another whale. The presenter gets very embarresed and says..."uh, if you want to know what they're doing be sure to ask your parents about it later".

This is the city that welcomes the Furries convention yearly. Whatever puts money in the city's pocket!

"Horses mating should be enough for anyone" - Bill Gates

MO_humanist: True story- I was at the Atlanta acquarium and walked by a class of elementary schoolers on a field trip. They were listening to a presentation in front of a whale tank, when one of the whales pops a huge boner and starts farking the hell out of another whale. The presenter gets very embarresed and says..."uh, if you want to know what they're doing be sure to ask your parents about it later".

We both must've been there around the same time, because I know the display you're talking about and yeah, they were going at it like rabbits (really, really big underwater rabbits, maybe) when I was there. The aquarium staff seemed to be amused by the whole thing, actually.

eagles95: This is the city that welcomes the Furries convention yearly. Whatever puts money in the city's pocketpouch!

ftfy