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(Some Guy)		Hot Florida teacher arrested for soliciting sex with minors - just kidding, Kill it with Fire (news-journalonline.com)		34
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thompsonius

2012-01-06 09:01:41 AM

Damnit, since the "hot" always means that she's fugly, I assumed the kill it with fire meant she was hot and that subby was going all world-topsy-turvy on us.

But no, he was being honest.

I_AM_SRC

2012-01-06 09:37:33 AM

Going to need a whole lot o' fire.

BurnShrike

2012-01-06 09:37:48 AM

soliciting a minor by computer

What a minor by a computer might look like.

www.vtmagazine.vt.edu

Jake Havechek

2012-01-06 09:38:29 AM

Why don't you have a seat over........AAAAAAIIIEEEEIGH!!!!!!

Crookleg

2012-01-06 09:38:47 AM

Subby has been burned by a "hot" teacher link before.

Trance750

2012-01-06 09:42:30 AM

I've seen worse.... now I have also seen better, but certianly I have seen worse

Ebbelwoi

2012-01-06 09:43:54 AM

Chain it in the basement for four months on a strict diet.

Honest Bender

2012-01-06 09:44:45 AM

Miners need lovin', too.

MyNameIsMofuga

2012-01-06 09:45:13 AM

In her defense she told the kid she wanted his meat. Literally not sexually. She was hungry and wanted meat.

JackieRabbit

2012-01-06 09:45:29 AM

Of course they don't say the age of the minor. Whatcha wanna bet it was some fat 16/17 year old (boy or girl - since this pig looks like she could go either way.)

StarSys

2012-01-06 09:45:33 AM

Looks like Peter Griffin in drag.

Sock Ruh Tease

2012-01-06 09:46:24 AM

everyone knows it's not rape unless she's ugly

UberStickleback

2012-01-06 09:48:53 AM

Freak! Behemoth! Thats a huge baitch! etc..

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2012-01-06 09:54:14 AM

Mmmm, BBQ teacher

Incog_Neeto

2012-01-06 10:01:30 AM

You sure she wasn't trying to get the children alone so she could eat them subby?

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt

2012-01-06 10:01:43 AM

gbv23

2012-01-06 10:08:31 AM

Exit Flagler!

/too obscure?

steklo

2012-01-06 10:15:51 AM

ah, what's the big deal? I'm sure she's a "swallower" and what guy doesn't like it when the girl swallows?

forteblast

2012-01-06 10:27:48 AM

just kidding, Kill it with ~~Fire~~ ham sandwich

branchtroy

2012-01-06 10:32:01 AM

Queensowntalia

2012-01-06 10:34:16 AM

Yeah, cause I'm betting subby is a super-stud who bangs hot models all the time and isn't really perma-camped in his parents' basement downing Cheetos by the bucket.

Ah, Fark's daily misogyny thread. Good times, good times.

/I sound fat
//and ugly

wambu

2012-01-06 10:43:00 AM

Nobody farks like a fat girl.

i.imgur.com

/'hot' as in 'make me puke'

NateAsbestos

2012-01-06 10:43:10 AM

CeroX

2012-01-06 10:44:47 AM

BurnShrike

2012-01-06 10:48:11 AM

Queensowntalia: Yeah, cause I'm betting subby is a super-stud who bangs hot models all the time and isn't really perma-camped in his parents' basement downing Cheetos by the bucket.

Ah, Fark's daily misogyny thread. Good times, good times.

/I sound fat
//and ugly

Eh, we come to Fark to make fun. I'm no model myself, but that is definitely an ugly woman. It has nothing to do with misogyny. She'd be an ugly man too.

You might sound ugly, but your profile picture shows otherwise.

RepoManTSM

2012-01-06 10:49:29 AM

Trance750: I've seen worse.... now I have also seen better, but certianly I have seen worse

She'd be cute if she wasn't fat. I seem to attract chubby girls with mental issues so it would be an easy YES foir me.

Queensowntalia

2012-01-06 10:52:22 AM

BurnShrike: Queensowntalia: Yeah, cause I'm betting subby is a super-stud who bangs hot models all the time and isn't really perma-camped in his parents' basement downing Cheetos by the bucket.

Ah, Fark's daily misogyny thread. Good times, good times.

/I sound fat
//and ugly

Eh, we come to Fark to make fun. I'm no model myself, but that is definitely an ugly woman. It has nothing to do with misogyny. She'd be an ugly man too.

Sure, but if she were male no one'd be commenting on her looks. :P

I'm too easily trolled in the morning. I need to stay off fark until I'm less tired/grumpy/whathaveyou. :P

BurnShrike

2012-01-06 10:54:43 AM

Queensowntalia: Sure, but if she were male no one'd be commenting on her looks. :P

I'm too easily trolled in the morning. I need to stay off fark until I'm less tired/grumpy/whathaveyou. :P

I dunno. I've seen lots of threads with people making fun of ugly males. I'm still not sure I see the gender connection here.

Go have a coffee and relax a bit. Then come back and laugh about how silly all those people on Fark are.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-06 11:31:10 AM

Queensowntalia: BurnShrike: Queensowntalia: Yeah, cause I'm betting subby is a super-stud who bangs hot models all the time and isn't really perma-camped in his parents' basement downing Cheetos by the bucket.

Ah, Fark's daily misogyny thread. Good times, good times.

/I sound fat
//and ugly

Eh, we come to Fark to make fun. I'm no model myself, but that is definitely an ugly woman. It has nothing to do with misogyny. She'd be an ugly man too.

Sure, but if she were male no one'd be commenting on her looks. :P

I'm too easily trolled in the morning. I need to stay off fark until I'm less tired/grumpy/whathaveyou. :P

That's because women go for scads of money over looks every time, not so with men.

ShamanGator

2012-01-06 12:44:54 PM

ah, what's the big deal? I'm sure she's a "swallower" and what guy doesn't like it when the girl swallows?

Of course she does, she's never turned down a snack, or meal.

Freakin Rican

2012-01-06 01:04:05 PM

Queensowntalia: Yeah, cause I'm betting subby is a super-stud who bangs hot models all the time and isn't really perma-camped in his parents' basement downing Cheetos by the bucket.

Ah, Fark's daily misogyny thread. Good times, good times.

/I sound fat
//and ugly

im not the subby but i do date a model and have banged alot of hot chics.

Phoenix87ta

2012-01-06 01:22:15 PM

thompsonius: Damnit, since the "hot" always means that she's fugly, I assumed the kill it with fire meant she was hot and that subby was going all world-topsy-turvy on us.

But no, he was being honest.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that had this thought process going on.

Yeesh.

Irie6

2012-01-06 03:44:09 PM

Get er done!

jpo2269

2012-01-06 08:57:25 PM

Guilty as hell.

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