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(La Crosse Tribune)		Want to convince a judge that you can't move your arms? Don't do pushups in your jail cell, idiot (lacrossetribune.com)		20
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CrispFlows

2012-01-06 11:02:08 AM

To the prisoner:

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spentmiles

2012-01-06 11:32:04 AM

Maybe he wasn't using his arms to do the push-ups. Prison is a lonely place.

Foreground My Ass

2012-01-06 11:33:01 AM

lack of warmth

2012-01-06 11:39:32 AM

Judge hatin' a La Crosse playa

jam1221

2012-01-06 11:45:48 AM

He can't move his arms, yet "requires a special lightweight spoon to feed himself." How was he going to use the spoon?

I_AM_SRC

2012-01-06 11:46:36 AM

I'd lie like crazy too if I was about to go to prison with a hole in my throat. He's guaranteed to be the belle of the ball. I've heard that it hurts at first but it gets better with time.

I would hope I'd be smart enough not to do pushups when THERE IS A CAMERA FACING ME A FEW FEET AWAY!!!!

jimpoz

2012-01-06 11:47:16 AM

Approves:

/hot like a major award

TheGreatGazoo

2012-01-06 11:52:33 AM

WTF is a 'special lightweight spoon'? A regular off the shelf spoon isn't exactly heavy.

jam1221

2012-01-06 12:03:25 PM

TheGreatGazoo: WTF is a 'special lightweight spoon'? A regular off the shelf spoon isn't exactly heavy.

Plastic...

FrancoFile

2012-01-06 12:06:29 PM

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Tiiba

2012-01-06 12:14:19 PM

Uncle Iroh this man is not.

Loaf's Tray

2012-01-06 12:38:54 PM

jimpoz: Approves:
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/hot like a major award

NADDAFINGA!

stevarooni

2012-01-06 12:48:58 PM

TheGreatGazoo: WTF is a 'special lightweight spoon'? A regular off the shelf spoon isn't exactly heavy.

It'll hurt ~~more~~ less.

Tsar_Bomba1

2012-01-06 01:32:50 PM

stuffy

2012-01-06 01:39:34 PM

Would have loved to have seen the look on his lawyers face.

Erond

2012-01-06 09:50:00 PM

wvcrook

2012-01-07 05:14:51 PM

You can see his picture here:
http://www.co.la-crosse.wi.us/sheriff/inmateview/Start.aspx

CrispFlows

2012-01-07 11:09:45 PM

wvcrook: You can see his picture here:
http://www.co.la-crosse.wi.us/sheriff/inmateview/Start.aspx

I found this one:
LORENZ , CHRISTINA M
Crime:
8-04-2011 940.11(2) Hiding a Corpse $250,000.00 Cash

WTF?

Hiding a corpse?

I didn't even know that's a crime. It makes sense but I didn't know that.

The story behind this must either be really mundane or really farked up.

wvcrook

2012-01-08 12:59:52 AM

A couple people were busted with the hiding a corpse thing. One of their friends overdosed and they didn't want to get in trouble,so they threw his body in the bushes where it stayed for some time.

FrancoFile

2012-01-08 01:44:32 PM

wvcrook: A couple people were busted with the hiding a corpse thing. One of their friends overdosed and they didn't want to get in trouble,so they threw his body in the bushes where it stayed for some time.

Or they are cashing Grandma's Social Security checks.

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