Don't you mean last year's vaporware list? Or is that part of the joke that I'm not getting?

Whoa. I feel like I fell into a time warp.

Either I'm missing some kind of inside joke, or the submitter and admin who greenlit this are both morons.

FYI subby you can tell which side is left by extending your thumb and index finger on both hands. The one with an 'L' pointing in the correct direction is the left one.

Hopefully that will help you get it left in the future... RIGHT, I mean get it RIGHT in the future.

bsharitt: Either I'm missing some kind of inside joke, or the submitter and admin who greenlit this are both morons.

That's pretty disrespectful, there's a lot of people who aren't ambi-turners out there. It's a disease, not a punchline.

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How about how Duke Nukem Forever should've stayed vaporware...

Wired's annual vaporware list to the left, confused Farkers not knowing what to talk about now that Duke Nukem Forever isn't vaporware to the left


So amped up going for the snark subtard forgets their left from their right. Let the pig pile of FAIL comments begin.

I bet if you asked subby, "how's it hanging?" He would answer "a little to the left". Even if his balls were getting all kinds of duckbutter on his right leg..

Everything about this headline is so bad it's awesome.

our other left subby?

the headline made me think: "where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! "

IlGreven: How about how Duke Nukem Forever should've stayed vaporware...

To me it still is, I'm not sure what that turd was that was published but it was not the DNF I was promised.

So I hear that there is a fail headline somewhere, but I keep looking to my left and finding nothing.

So anyway, for an actual 2011 vaporware list, I nominate A Fool and His Money, the sequel to the puzzle game The Fool's Errand. It's been delayed over and over again. It was supposed to come out Dec 2011, and now has been delayed until September. This is what happens when you let perfect become the enemy of good (and don't understand the concept of online patching).

FinFangFark: our other left subby?

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That was a great read...last year.

sprawl15: bsharitt: Either I'm missing some kind of inside joke, or the submitter and admin who greenlit this are both morons.

That's pretty disrespectful, there's a lot of people who aren't ambi-turners out there. It's a disease, not a punchline.



"I'm not an ambi-turner"

Subby said left twice.... they must really like left.

/got nuthin'

Methane is a vapor.

It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the ...left?

I post comments before previewing, and sometimes I click 'add comment' before I'm done ty

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Don't worry everyone. There is no such thing as a Farkstercard. He's using a play on words from a well known series of credit card commercials.

Wireds annual vaporware list to the left, confused Farkers not knowing what to talk about now that Duke Nukem Forever isn't vaporware to the left

Pet peeve.

/ rotsky'd that for you

redmid17: WaitWhatWhy: Submitting a funny headline: $10
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Don't worry everyone. There is no such thing as a Farkstercard. He's using a play on words from a well known series of credit card commercials.

No, you can get one. Just send BIE to the EIP.
/For credit check purposes only, I swear
//Offer good for anyone with a score of FAP or higher

WaitWhatWhy: redmid17: WaitWhatWhy: Submitting a funny headline: $10
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There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Farkstercard

Don't worry everyone. There is no such thing as a Farkstercard. He's using a play on words from a well known series of credit card commercials.

No, you can get one. Just send BIE to the EIP.
/For credit check purposes only, I swear
//Offer good for anyone with a score of FAP or higher

Would moobs work? I'd have to find a picture somewhere online....

Son, I'm 38. I ggreenlit article as on the Fark before you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the Fark.

I DEAD SERIOUS

Smoky Dragon Dish: Son, I'm 38. I ggreenlit article as on the Fark before you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the Fark.

I DEAD SERIOUS

You dun goof'd?

Perhaps subby meant one of those lefts to mean "political left?"

I'm too lazy to look. Is there an article somewhere on there for a list of Wired's best Vaporware of 2011? One that was actually written and posted this year?

/had to turn left 3 times to find the comments.

MrGuy: I'm too lazy to look. Is there an article somewhere on there for a list of Wired's best Vaporware of 2011? One that was actually written and posted this year?

/had to turn left 3 times to find the comments.

shouldn't it have been 4 times?

Article old.

Has anyone noticed that the article is a year old?

Well I, for one, can't wait to get my hands on Duke Nukem Forever, LA Noire and a white iphone 4.

My car, it goes 88 MPH.

MrGuy: I'm too lazy to look. Is there an article somewhere on there for a list of Wired's best Vaporware of 2011? One that was actually written and posted this year?

/had to turn left 3 times to find the comments.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...

Has anyone mentioned 2 lefts and 0 rights yet?

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make an airplane!

/I'll be here all week, tip your waiters, try the veal!

redmid17: WaitWhatWhy: Submitting a funny headline: $10
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Don't worry everyone. There is no such thing as a Farkstercard. He's using a play on words from a well known series of credit card commercials.

Hah! That's funny because a key rule of comedy is to not explain every little detail about every single joke, and you just explained the underpinning of the joke ironically, thereby making it funny again!