It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
(Great Falls Tribune)
Montana population reaches 1 million for the first time. Big Sky Country will soon change to Brown Sky Country
(
greatfallstribune.com
)
41
More:
Interesting
,
Brian Schweitzer
,
traffic jams
,
Great Falls
,
census
,
Census Bureau
• • •
1884
clicks; posted to
Main »
on
06 Jan 2012
at
10:34 AM
|
Favorite
| share:
more»
|
shirt it!
Share this link:
URL:
http://fk.cm/go/6862842
Bookmark:
URL:
http://fk.cm/6862842
Bookmark:
Article
Comments
close
41 Comments
(
+0 »
)
Paginated (50/page)
Single page
Single page, reversed
Normal view
Change images to links
Show raw HTML
Show posts from ignored users
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-06 10:37:33 AM
Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.
asciibaron
2012-01-06 10:39:29 AM
damn, Hannah has let herself go
hailin
2012-01-06 10:40:16 AM
Apparently you've never been to Grand Bagel Company...those are some damn tasty bagels.
I'm okay with this. Our state has so much space we could have 2 or 3 million and still not be stepping on each others toes.
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2012-01-06 10:40:39 AM
Montana is full of RV driving Russkies with big gaping holes in their chests and they enjoy eating rabbits cooked by their round American women.....or something.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-06 10:40:45 AM
Rapmaster2000
:
Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.
I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.
Tyrone Slothrop
2012-01-06 10:42:02 AM
As long as they keep growing dental floss.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-06 10:42:21 AM
hailin
:
Apparently you've never been to Grand Bagel Company...those are some damn tasty bagels.
I'm okay with this. Our state has so much space we could have 2 or 3 million and still not be stepping on each others toes.
Eastern montana... eeewww.
Bagels on Broadway ftw.
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-06 10:43:30 AM
Saskatchewan looks down, passes a Pilsner to Montana and says welcome to the club, kicks North Dakota in the ribs and says to know its role and shut its mouth.
Meat's dream
2012-01-06 10:44:11 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich
:
Rapmaster2000: Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.
I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.
Go to Heraldo's in Lolo.
you have pee hands
2012-01-06 10:45:48 AM
I won't invade your state, Montanans. I'd like to visit your Glacier National Park and drink some more of your Moose Drool, but I'll pick up after myself and leave when I'm finished.
MAYORBOB
2012-01-06 10:46:17 AM
It's an estimate. They forgot to factor in that meth lab that exploded outside Helena, killing a couple of double wides full of white trash.
BurnShrike
2012-01-06 10:46:29 AM
Repeat? or Followup?
(new window)
Yogimus
2012-01-06 10:47:01 AM
The warm winter is letting the pests multiply.
rubi_con_man
2012-01-06 10:48:02 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich
:
I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.
I keep joking with my wife that we could move back to her native country and just open a burrito shack and make a MINT.
Yogimus
2012-01-06 10:48:46 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich
:
Rapmaster2000: Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.
I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.
Lewistown has a good mexican food joint, and great falls just opened up a new one next to scheels that isn't all that bad.
Whatthefark
2012-01-06 10:49:18 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich
:
Eastern montana... eeewww.
Western Montana more than makes up for it. I plan on retiring somewhere between Missoula and Kalispell. Somewhere around Flathead Lake would be perfect.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-06 10:49:36 AM
you have pee hands
:
I'd like to visit your Glacier National Park and drink some more of your Moose Drool,
Absolutely do both of these. Also drink Bayern Dragon's breath, and when you're in Glacier, come to the east side of the park and give me a high five.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-06 10:51:32 AM
Whatthefark
:
Chupacabra Sandwich: Eastern montana... eeewww.
Western Montana more than makes up for it. I plan on retiring somewhere between Missoula and Kalispell. Somewhere around Flathead Lake would be perfect.
I think lakeside is nice.
Yogimus
2012-01-06 10:51:40 AM
Anyone live near great falls
hailin
2012-01-06 10:52:06 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich
:
I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.
Where are you from? Billings has tons of good Mexican restaurants. A few immigrants have the authentic places, then there are the American-Fusion, but good places, and now an influx of burrito shops (like QDoba's moving in).
I'm more sad we don't have any decent seafood/sushi places. Red Lobster sucks. And while there is one sushi restaurant I like, it isn't anywhere near as good as the places I go to eat in Arizona.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-06 10:56:04 AM
hailin
:
Where are you from
From Arizona, live in Missoula with summers in St. Mary (Glacier Park east side).
El Cazador in Missoula is solid but It like a good burrito shack and no taco del sol doesn't count.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-06 11:01:02 AM
hailin
:
Apparently you've never been to Grand Bagel Company...those are some damn tasty bagels.
I'm okay with this. Our state has so much space we could have 2 or 3 million and still not be stepping on each others toes.
While this may be true, as an outsider I will still ridicule your bagels as not being as good as the bagels where I'm from. If I'm from Chicago, I'll biatch about your pizza. If I'm from Cincinnatti, I'll biatch about the lack of watery chili. Thems the breaks.
Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party
2012-01-06 11:03:29 AM
Headline is a lie. There is nothing brown in Montana. It's whiter than a U2 concert there.
/F*ck you, Bono
KimNorth
2012-01-06 11:09:02 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich
:
Rapmaster2000: Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.
I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.
I've been biatching about the lack of illegal Mexican's
food
for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.
That's the reason all the tax payers from the South Western states have been flocking there.
Don't worry when the States start making huge cuts to all the free stuff because all the tax payers have left they will find you.
santadog
2012-01-06 11:09:04 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich
:
Rapmaster2000: Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.
I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.
Time to learn how to cook! I moved to Estes Park, Colorado from Austin, Texas..
I now know how to make all my favorite meals.
It's not all about Green Chili here people.
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-06 11:10:36 AM
Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party
:
Headline is a lie. There is nothing brown in Montana. It's whiter than a U2 concert there
As a mexican with a black roomate living in montana I can say this is very true.
dj1s
2012-01-06 11:11:05 AM
...Better than where I am from, Louisiana, Skid Mark Country.
WeenerGord
2012-01-06 11:12:55 AM
How is it Brown Sky Country? Are all the new people Messkins? If so, then why can't you find a good Messkin restaurant? And why is the state whiter than a U2 concert?
/WTF
//It does not compute
roughridersfan
2012-01-06 11:17:43 AM
I always wanted to see Montana.
X-Geek
2012-01-06 11:35:12 AM
WeenerGord
:
How is it Brown Sky Country?
♫ It's raining santorum! Hallelujah! ♫
Skyd1v
2012-01-06 11:44:54 AM
hailin
:
I'm okay with this. Our state has so much space we could have 2 or 3 million and still not be stepping on each others toes.
*Nods knowingly*
/alaskan
douchebag/hater
2012-01-06 12:15:50 PM
Lived there back in the mid-80s.
Still miss it a little.
Montana is abbreviated 'MT' because the state is empty.
(Yeah, that's the joke, son)
And when I was there calling on an account in Browning (located on a rez) I was told by the owners to be out of town no later than 3 p.m.; he said no white man should be in Browning after the sun goes down.
True story, bro.
SoCalSurfer
2012-01-06 12:30:18 PM
I love Montana, kalispel rocks
GotFishInMontana
2012-01-06 12:32:58 PM
Guess my work with unwed, teenage, pregnant mothers is done here.....
WeenerGord
2012-01-06 12:37:38 PM
X-Geek
:
WeenerGord: How is it Brown Sky Country?
♫ It's raining santorum! Hallelujah! ♫
Izzat another one by
Sonic Uke?
GotFishInMontana
2012-01-06 12:38:07 PM
I'm in Helena, close enough to great falls (where I was rasied as a young un)
SoCalSurfer
2012-01-06 12:43:07 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich
:
Whatthefark: Chupacabra Sandwich: Eastern montana... eeewww.
Western Montana more than makes up for it. I plan on retiring somewhere between Missoula and Kalispell. Somewhere around Flathead Lake would be perfect.
I think lakeside is nice.
Conrad point FTW.
If you were up there last 4th of July you might have seen us. We were the ones lighting off fireworks until 5am and drinking heavily. Speaking of which, bigfork rocks around the 4th. I love the noodle guy outside the bar
Chupacabra Sandwich
2012-01-06 01:03:42 PM
douchebag/hater
:
And when I was there calling on an account in Browning (located on a rez) I was told by the owners to be out of town no later than 3 p.m.; he said no white man should be in Browning after the sun goes down.
When working in glacier in the summer, Browning is our closest town.
We only go in numbers.
CSB: Outside the teeples IGA in Browning there are always natives hanging out. We were coming out of the store and one of them challenged me to a fight (Hey big guy, let's go!) for no particular reason. He then told my friend to "get off my reservation" for failing to share his gallon jug of Carlo Rossi.
MontanaDave
2012-01-06 03:16:52 PM
GotFishInMontana
:
I'm in Helena, close enough to great falls (where I was rasied as a young un)
Great Falls for the first 16 years of my life. In Helena now after living in Havre and Missoula.
/too many years in Havre (10)
//not enough years in Missoula (21)
sinopah
2012-01-06 06:12:44 PM
douchebag/hater
:
Lived there back in the mid-80s.
Still miss it a little.
Montana is abbreviated 'MT' because the state is empty.
(Yeah, that's the joke, son)
And when I was there calling on an account in Browning (located on a rez) I was told by the owners to be out of town no later than 3 p.m.; he said no white man should be in Browning after the sun goes down.
True story, bro.
This white man went to a high school basketball game in Browntown last night, got drunk at the casino, partied it up. I love Browning. Look for a short documentary called Rez dogs. Funny white folk deathly afraid of the rez makes me giggle.
WeenerGord
2012-01-06 10:03:29 PM
sinopah
:
Look for a short documentary called Rez dogs
Yeah ok
watched it
, it's about stray dogs on the Navajo reservation. What's that got to do with Montana, or you getting shiatfaced there, or funny white folk?
Displayed
41
of
41
comments
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is closed to new comments.
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
F-cking Llamas
Salty the Snowman
Spider Byte - Earphone Cord Organizer
Eyes Of The Tiger - Knit Beanie
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
5 Movie Roles Will Smith (Probably) N...
Katy Perry Seems Surprisingly Cool Ab...
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
This Baby Elephant is Almost Too Cute...
More news at Scribol »
Nerdsourcing: Zombie Playgrounds, Fan...
Gaming Urban Legends - Monsters of Sa...
38 Studios Fallout Continues: R.A. Sa...
Darksiders 2 Hands-On Impressions --...
More news at G4TV »
Popular Characters Worse for Animals...
23 Instructional Signs That Must Exis...
4 Wildly Irresponsible Tests for 'Dia...
5 Seemingly Harmless Things That Are...
More news at Cracked »
Five Tools You'll Need to Survive, We...
Snakeskin pedicures and gold facials
Gorgeous Goth Girls
Never Pay For Laundry Again! (PICS)
More news at Village Voice »