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(Great Falls Tribune) Interesting Montana population reaches 1 million for the first time. Big Sky Country will soon change to Brown Sky Country   (greatfallstribune.com) divider line 41
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2012-01-06 10:37:33 AM
Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.
 
2012-01-06 10:39:29 AM
damn, Hannah has let herself go
 
2012-01-06 10:40:16 AM
Apparently you've never been to Grand Bagel Company...those are some damn tasty bagels.

I'm okay with this. Our state has so much space we could have 2 or 3 million and still not be stepping on each others toes.
 
2012-01-06 10:40:39 AM
Montana is full of RV driving Russkies with big gaping holes in their chests and they enjoy eating rabbits cooked by their round American women.....or something.
 
2012-01-06 10:40:45 AM
Rapmaster2000: Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.

I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.
 
2012-01-06 10:42:02 AM
As long as they keep growing dental floss.
 
2012-01-06 10:42:21 AM
hailin: Apparently you've never been to Grand Bagel Company...those are some damn tasty bagels.

I'm okay with this. Our state has so much space we could have 2 or 3 million and still not be stepping on each others toes.


Eastern montana... eeewww.

Bagels on Broadway ftw.
 
2012-01-06 10:43:30 AM
Saskatchewan looks down, passes a Pilsner to Montana and says welcome to the club, kicks North Dakota in the ribs and says to know its role and shut its mouth.
 
2012-01-06 10:44:11 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich: Rapmaster2000: Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.

I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.


Go to Heraldo's in Lolo.
 
2012-01-06 10:45:48 AM
I won't invade your state, Montanans. I'd like to visit your Glacier National Park and drink some more of your Moose Drool, but I'll pick up after myself and leave when I'm finished.
 
2012-01-06 10:46:17 AM
It's an estimate. They forgot to factor in that meth lab that exploded outside Helena, killing a couple of double wides full of white trash.
 
2012-01-06 10:46:29 AM
 
2012-01-06 10:47:01 AM
The warm winter is letting the pests multiply.
 
2012-01-06 10:48:02 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich: I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.

I keep joking with my wife that we could move back to her native country and just open a burrito shack and make a MINT.
 
2012-01-06 10:48:46 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich: Rapmaster2000: Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.

I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.


Lewistown has a good mexican food joint, and great falls just opened up a new one next to scheels that isn't all that bad.
 
2012-01-06 10:49:18 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich: Eastern montana... eeewww.

Western Montana more than makes up for it. I plan on retiring somewhere between Missoula and Kalispell. Somewhere around Flathead Lake would be perfect.
 
2012-01-06 10:49:36 AM
you have pee hands: I'd like to visit your Glacier National Park and drink some more of your Moose Drool,

Absolutely do both of these. Also drink Bayern Dragon's breath, and when you're in Glacier, come to the east side of the park and give me a high five.
 
2012-01-06 10:51:32 AM
Whatthefark: Chupacabra Sandwich: Eastern montana... eeewww.

Western Montana more than makes up for it. I plan on retiring somewhere between Missoula and Kalispell. Somewhere around Flathead Lake would be perfect.


I think lakeside is nice.
 
2012-01-06 10:51:40 AM
Anyone live near great falls
 
2012-01-06 10:52:06 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich: I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.

Where are you from? Billings has tons of good Mexican restaurants. A few immigrants have the authentic places, then there are the American-Fusion, but good places, and now an influx of burrito shops (like QDoba's moving in).

I'm more sad we don't have any decent seafood/sushi places. Red Lobster sucks. And while there is one sushi restaurant I like, it isn't anywhere near as good as the places I go to eat in Arizona.
 
2012-01-06 10:56:04 AM
hailin: Where are you from

From Arizona, live in Missoula with summers in St. Mary (Glacier Park east side).

El Cazador in Missoula is solid but It like a good burrito shack and no taco del sol doesn't count.
 
2012-01-06 11:01:02 AM
hailin: Apparently you've never been to Grand Bagel Company...those are some damn tasty bagels.

I'm okay with this. Our state has so much space we could have 2 or 3 million and still not be stepping on each others toes.


While this may be true, as an outsider I will still ridicule your bagels as not being as good as the bagels where I'm from. If I'm from Chicago, I'll biatch about your pizza. If I'm from Cincinnatti, I'll biatch about the lack of watery chili. Thems the breaks.
 
2012-01-06 11:03:29 AM
Headline is a lie. There is nothing brown in Montana. It's whiter than a U2 concert there.

/F*ck you, Bono
 
2012-01-06 11:09:02 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich: Rapmaster2000: Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.

I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.


I've been biatching about the lack of illegal Mexican's food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.

That's the reason all the tax payers from the South Western states have been flocking there.
Don't worry when the States start making huge cuts to all the free stuff because all the tax payers have left they will find you.
 
2012-01-06 11:09:04 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich: Rapmaster2000: Sorry Montanans, but I really like Montana and someday I plan to bring my jerkoff, cityfied ways to your pleasant state. I promise not to complain about the lack of good bagels.

I've been biatching about the lack of Mexican food for 8 months. Other than that, I've embraced the state.


Time to learn how to cook! I moved to Estes Park, Colorado from Austin, Texas..
I now know how to make all my favorite meals.

It's not all about Green Chili here people.
 
2012-01-06 11:10:36 AM
Ain't No Party Like A Tea Party: Headline is a lie. There is nothing brown in Montana. It's whiter than a U2 concert there

As a mexican with a black roomate living in montana I can say this is very true.
 
2012-01-06 11:11:05 AM
...Better than where I am from, Louisiana, Skid Mark Country.
 
2012-01-06 11:12:55 AM
How is it Brown Sky Country? Are all the new people Messkins? If so, then why can't you find a good Messkin restaurant? And why is the state whiter than a U2 concert?

/WTF
//It does not compute
 
2012-01-06 11:17:43 AM
I always wanted to see Montana.
 
2012-01-06 11:35:12 AM
WeenerGord: How is it Brown Sky Country?

♫ It's raining santorum! Hallelujah! ♫
 
2012-01-06 11:44:54 AM
hailin:
I'm okay with this. Our state has so much space we could have 2 or 3 million and still not be stepping on each others toes.


*Nods knowingly*

/alaskan
 
2012-01-06 12:15:50 PM
Lived there back in the mid-80s.

Still miss it a little.

Montana is abbreviated 'MT' because the state is empty.

(Yeah, that's the joke, son)

And when I was there calling on an account in Browning (located on a rez) I was told by the owners to be out of town no later than 3 p.m.; he said no white man should be in Browning after the sun goes down.

True story, bro.
 
2012-01-06 12:30:18 PM
I love Montana, kalispel rocks
 
2012-01-06 12:32:58 PM
Guess my work with unwed, teenage, pregnant mothers is done here.....
 
2012-01-06 12:37:38 PM
X-Geek: WeenerGord: How is it Brown Sky Country?

♫ It's raining santorum! Hallelujah! ♫


Izzat another one by Sonic Uke?
 
2012-01-06 12:38:07 PM
I'm in Helena, close enough to great falls (where I was rasied as a young un)
 
2012-01-06 12:43:07 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich: Whatthefark: Chupacabra Sandwich: Eastern montana... eeewww.

Western Montana more than makes up for it. I plan on retiring somewhere between Missoula and Kalispell. Somewhere around Flathead Lake would be perfect.

I think lakeside is nice.


Conrad point FTW.

If you were up there last 4th of July you might have seen us. We were the ones lighting off fireworks until 5am and drinking heavily. Speaking of which, bigfork rocks around the 4th. I love the noodle guy outside the bar
 
2012-01-06 01:03:42 PM
douchebag/hater: And when I was there calling on an account in Browning (located on a rez) I was told by the owners to be out of town no later than 3 p.m.; he said no white man should be in Browning after the sun goes down.

When working in glacier in the summer, Browning is our closest town.

We only go in numbers.

CSB: Outside the teeples IGA in Browning there are always natives hanging out. We were coming out of the store and one of them challenged me to a fight (Hey big guy, let's go!) for no particular reason. He then told my friend to "get off my reservation" for failing to share his gallon jug of Carlo Rossi.
 
2012-01-06 03:16:52 PM
GotFishInMontana: I'm in Helena, close enough to great falls (where I was rasied as a young un)

Great Falls for the first 16 years of my life. In Helena now after living in Havre and Missoula.

/too many years in Havre (10)
//not enough years in Missoula (21)
 
2012-01-06 06:12:44 PM
douchebag/hater: Lived there back in the mid-80s.

Still miss it a little.

Montana is abbreviated 'MT' because the state is empty.

(Yeah, that's the joke, son)

And when I was there calling on an account in Browning (located on a rez) I was told by the owners to be out of town no later than 3 p.m.; he said no white man should be in Browning after the sun goes down.

True story, bro.


This white man went to a high school basketball game in Browntown last night, got drunk at the casino, partied it up. I love Browning. Look for a short documentary called Rez dogs. Funny white folk deathly afraid of the rez makes me giggle.
 
2012-01-06 10:03:29 PM
sinopah: Look for a short documentary called Rez dogs

Yeah ok watched it, it's about stray dogs on the Navajo reservation. What's that got to do with Montana, or you getting shiatfaced there, or funny white folk?
 
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