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Government list of disallowed baby names shows that New Zealand parents still cannot get Anal*
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macross87
2012-01-06 09:36:14 AM
What about Dingo?
Lipspinach
2012-01-06 09:37:55 AM
Isn't Anal a common Indian name?
Sybarite
2012-01-06 09:38:26 AM
But some of those that did get by the registry, according to the website, were Violence, Chardonnay and Number 16 Bus Shelter.
Fenchurch approves.
TWX
2012-01-06 09:39:32 AM
"It's pronounced
shiatheed!!!
"
/old joke...
marius2
2012-01-06 09:40:03 AM
FTFA: The most common rejected name was Justice, with 49 sets of parents trying for that moniker, followed by Princess (24) and King (21).
I know someone that (successfully) named their kid King.
TWX
2012-01-06 09:41:23 AM
Lipspinach
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Isn't Anal a common Indian name?
No, and Indian tribes, contrary to popular belief, do not name their children after the first thing they see. If they did, there'd be a lot of "Merkin Muffley" kids running around...
Oakenhelm
2012-01-06 09:42:15 AM
Number 16 Bus Shelter? Something tells me the little tyke was conceived there...
Mattevil
2012-01-06 09:42:19 AM
The colonel is inconsolable.
Happy Hours
2012-01-06 09:43:40 AM
Ha, now I want to have twins so I can name them Benson and Hedges.
I had to look up the Talula
Link
(new window) and from that article:
From that article
Among the names Murfitt cited: twins named Benson and Hedges -- after a brand of cigarettes; Violence; and Number 16 Bus Shelter.
BurnShrike
2012-01-06 09:44:03 AM
What about naming your kid Doctor?
Koalaesq
2012-01-06 09:44:57 AM
What's wrong with Justice? It's a perfectly cromulent name.
The Bunyip
2012-01-06 09:45:39 AM
What about Anna Lee?
/But where are those good old fashion values....
topcon
2012-01-06 09:45:49 AM
Lipspinach
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Isn't Anal a common Indian name?
I don't know how common it is, but there's an Indian doctor around here with that name.
http://www.modernindianbabynames.com/meaning_of_hindi_boy_name_anal.h t m
pxlboy
2012-01-06 09:47:33 AM
Ooh! Another names thread :D
sethstorm
2012-01-06 09:48:03 AM
Only if they arent banging sheep.
Flakeloaf
2012-01-06 09:48:27 AM
For some reason, my co-worker-in-law Ala recommends her friends call her something else while in Israel on business. Especially when beckoning her from some distance.
sunderland56
2012-01-06 09:48:29 AM
New Zealand parents still cannot get Anal
If they got anal, they wouldn't need to think up a baby name, would they?
Xaneidolon
2012-01-06 09:49:22 AM
It's not any of the state's business what you name your kid.
darkvstar
2012-01-06 09:49:42 AM
Argentina goes one step further. There is a list. If your baby's name isn't on it, you can't get a birth certificate. There is a reason everyone is named Pablo there
TheSneakerWhore
2012-01-06 09:49:58 AM
FTFA:But some of those that did get by the registry, according to the website, were Violence, Chardonnay and Number 16 Bus Shelter.
LULZ
schatz
2012-01-06 09:51:39 AM
Am I missing a new meme here involving the word 'cromulent', or is it the same person? [...] is a perfectly cromulent [fill-in-the-blank]. Sounds like something Letrolle would say.
frenchcheesemuseum
2012-01-06 09:53:56 AM
Koalaesq
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What's wrong with Justice? It's a perfectly cromulent name.
Justice is dead.....or so Jay thinks.
Lipspinach
2012-01-06 09:54:17 AM
TWX
:
Lipspinach: Isn't Anal a common Indian name?
No, and Indian tribes, contrary to popular belief, do not name their children after the first thing they see. If they did, there'd be a lot of "Merkin Muffley" kids running around...
topcon
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Lipspinach: Isn't Anal a common Indian name?
I don't know how common it is, but there's an Indian doctor around here with that name.
http://www.modernindianbabynames.com/meaning_of_hindi_boy_name_anal.h t m
I believe I was thinking of
Anil
. But Anal's OK. Actually I love Anal.
BurnShrike
2012-01-06 09:56:00 AM
schatz
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Am I missing a new meme here involving the word 'cromulent', or is it the same person? [...] is a perfectly cromulent [fill-in-the-blank]. Sounds like something Letrolle would say.
"cromulent" is a word made up by an early episode of the Simpsons
(new window). Since then it's been used all over the place.
hillary
2012-01-06 09:56:17 AM
I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doing Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat on My Seat-o, Hirohito Blues
Happy Hours
2012-01-06 09:57:23 AM
The Bunyip
:
What about Anna Lee?
Well, Luke my friend, what about her?
Flakeloaf
2012-01-06 09:58:07 AM
Koalaesq
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What's wrong with Justice? It's a perfectly cromulent name.
Gonna guess that superior/supreme court judges are properly addressed "Mister Justice A.B" so it would fall within the boundaries of unearned titles.
Bermuda59
2012-01-06 10:03:26 AM
So I guess Santorum would be out of the question
schatz
2012-01-06 10:05:46 AM
Thanks,
Burn Shrike
! This new knowledge makes me feel embiggened about my new vocabulary
Xaneidolon
2012-01-06 10:08:43 AM
Happy Hours
:
The Bunyip: What about Anna Lee?
Well, Luke my friend, what about her?
I'm gonna stay and keep Anna Lee company (while I'm waitin' on the judgment day...).
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-06 10:09:19 AM
No Anal? Santorum is gonna be devastated.
hillary
2012-01-06 10:17:30 AM
I'm going to sing you a folk song about Orra Lee
Every time you take vaccine, take it Orra Lee
As you know the other way is more painfully
-- Alan Sherman
haywatchthis
2012-01-06 10:19:27 AM
dick trickle
AeroSquid
2012-01-06 10:23:48 AM
Jiffylube.
NeoBad
2012-01-06 10:27:31 AM
I named my facebook farmville "terrier" ANUS. The problem is that you can change the name of the new born sheep or pony born in your horse paddock or sheep pen, but not your puppy. So now I am embarrased to ask for dog bones and food.......
Neobad needs you to feed his ANUS. Neobad's ANUS needs to be fed...please send ANUS some bones........Please ask your friends to send ANUS some bones. Your dog ANUS is hungry, please ask your friends to feed you ANUS. Ooops.
Seemed so cute at the time....
.....just saying.
GreatBunzinni
2012-01-06 10:41:13 AM
There goes my plan to name my newborn King Lucipher Anal Princess Messiah
hillary
2012-01-06 10:53:58 AM
NeoBad
:
Neobad needs you to feed his ANUS. Neobad's ANUS needs to be fed...please send ANUS some bones........Please ask your friends to send ANUS some bones. Your dog ANUS is hungry, please ask your friends to feed you ANUS.
At first I was...
but then I... then I... ... ... .........
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-06 11:17:49 AM
Lipspinach
:
Isn't Anal a common Indian name?
I had a TA in college named Anil Dikshiat...
flaminio
2012-01-06 11:46:33 AM
But some of those that did get by the registry, according to the website, were Violence, Chardonnay and Number 16 Bus Shelter.
It's spelled, "Number 16 Bus Shelter," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
aevert
2012-01-06 12:42:20 PM
Maybe if they tried it without the asterisk?
Aulus
2012-01-06 01:24:51 PM
My cousin's middle son married a nice gal in NZ and they live there. She's due to give birth to their first child any day now. I'm not sure what the kid's name is going to be, only that the bundle of joy is a boy. I'm sure the name is going to be fine.
/Daddy-to-be's name is Oscar
//Mommy-to-be's name is Maz (actually Maria, but she goes by the former)
lvdata2
2012-01-06 02:27:39 PM
farkers are slipping.....
http://xkcd.com/327/
(new window)
Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!
2012-01-06 03:34:38 PM
Koalaesq
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What's wrong with Justice? It's a perfectly cromulent name.
Would like to know what's wrong with Justice as well...
Jynxed
2012-01-06 10:02:15 PM
How about Butte Secks?
Orange Guy
2012-01-07 03:15:27 PM
With restrictions on stupid names, there are obviously no WNBA players from New Zealand.
Jesus McSordid
2012-01-08 09:01:44 PM
marius2
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I know someone that (successfully) named their kid King.
Yeah, I know a guy with the middle name of King. I also know a guy who named his kids Evan and Elle.
/Why yes, he is a prick. How did you know?
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