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A man robbing a Dallas hair salon demands all the cash for himself, all the change for his kids, and the best hair extensions because, "My b**** needs some hair extensions"
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AbbeySomeone
2012-01-06 05:07:56 AM
Nothin' makes a b*tch feel more loved than a man that will commit robbery for her beauty needs. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm waiting for him to get busted when his b*tch comes into to exchange them or demands a refund.
Awesome find
hairdidmitter.
nopokerface
2012-01-06 07:53:11 AM
B*tches love hair extensions
madcan34
2012-01-06 08:56:09 AM
"Mah man luuuuz me, he ownly get me da BES hur stenshunz and he always got change fo mah kidz too mmmm-hmmmmmmm"
*snap snap*
FarknGroovn
2012-01-06 08:56:28 AM
Hair extensions can be worth tons of money. If your going to rob a salon, that's a decent play.
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-06 08:57:45 AM
I'ma rob dat biatch some hair extensions...
jso2897
2012-01-06 08:58:36 AM
Behind every man who achieves greatness, there's a woman.
LegacyDL
2012-01-06 08:59:12 AM
Just let your Soul Glo!!!!!!
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-06 09:00:13 AM
biatches love hair extensions, but do you know what they like even more?
HollandRivers
2012-01-06 09:00:56 AM
Sounds reasonable
Hermione_Granger
2012-01-06 09:02:38 AM
If my dude robbed a store and remembered I needed some Yaki and tried to score it for me - that would at least get him one conjugal and a titty flash thru the glass on visiting day.
I'd be like, thanks boo. It didn't work out, but thanks baby.
Stupid thing to do but it's always nice to be remembered.
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-06 09:03:02 AM
He sounds dreamy.
Jedix123
2012-01-06 09:04:02 AM
Came in for racism
/leaving satisfied
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears
2012-01-06 09:04:51 AM
FarknGroovn
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Hair extensions can be worth tons of money. If your going to rob a salon, that's a decent play.
It really is. This guy may have inadvertently hit on a winning move... Now where did I put that gun?
doubled99
2012-01-06 09:09:35 AM
Jedix123 Smartest
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2012-01-06 09:04:02 AM
Came in for racism
/leaving satisfied
So glad you came! Racism! Yeah, because there's nothing deserving mockery here. Just a lot of ignorance and hate.
Jedix123
2012-01-06 09:27:43 AM
Then I came too quickly?
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-06 09:31:11 AM
"It's funny because it's racist!"
mytdawg
2012-01-06 09:33:41 AM
mytdawg
2012-01-06 09:40:41 AM
Maybe they were for his bail bondsman. You don't know...
CravenMorehead
2012-01-06 09:41:14 AM
So he pretty much stole ALL THE THINGS!
sn82
2012-01-06 10:25:48 AM
madcan34
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"Mah man luuuuz me, he ownly get me da BES hur stenshunz and he always got change fo mah kidz too mmmm-hmmmmmmm"
*snap snap*
Well look who has been practicing.
WhitePac
2012-01-06 02:24:01 PM
Is this a new Wayans Brothers movie?
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