EvilEgg: There was a time when she was hot. Why didn't she decide this then?

I'm pretty sure you answered your own question.

Alley, who's twice divorced, recently told PEOPLE she's looking for love. What else would she like for her upcoming 61st birthday?

"I want an Aston Martin and a tattoo," she said.

She better add attracted to vapid women to her new criteria....

It's funny, if you read the article it's like she thinks it's the men she chooses that's the problem.

The question is: Does the geek cred of bedding the original Saavik outweigh the baggage of dating a Scientologist psycho hose beast?

BroVinny: The question is: Does the geek cred of bedding the original Saavik outweigh the baggage of dating a Scientologist psycho hose beast?

Only if you can get her to call it Pon Farr

Hey, Kristie...


I'll treat you right.

I'm pretty sure she meant "eat" rather than "date"

To say this chick has issues would be an understatement.

All that yo-yo dieting gave Kirstie some wicked stretch marks. And WTF is wrong with her eyes?

You know how they say fat chicks have an oral obsession? I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

"I'm a desperate sad fat-ass tranny cultist! Look at me!"

Fat or skiiny, you don't put it in crazy.

An anagram of her name is "satire likely." Indeed.

/got nothin'

Another Government Employee: Fat or skiiny, you don't put it in crazy.

That excludes straight women and gay men. What am I left with, sheep?

And WTF is wrong with her eyes?

Channeling Thetans.

I just watched a portion of Star Trek II last week, jay-zeus she was good looking back in the day.

Damn the aging process & overeating for what it did to her!

Hey Kirstie, I'm single and ugly!

I'm sure an ugly guy will just fall for some overweight sixty-year-old cokehead with a penchant for cults.

Her first husband:


She won't do that well again, even if he is a whiny bastard.

I'd be afraid she'd have an Oscar Meyer flashback, and start really chewing...

I would hit that... For real, i would

She beefs and heels it down the shower drain. But, still want. I'm ugly, don't judge me.

Bigedmond: I would hit that... For real, i would

Me too...just to have the story, life is short, tap some (in)famous ass.

Even when she's been heavy, she looks a lot better than some of the weedy post-hippie 60ish women I know.

EvilEgg: There was a time when she was hot. Why didn't she decide this then?

Even when she was hot back in the Star Trek II / Cheers days, her weight yo-yo'd all over the place.

If you know what to look for, you can see the costume folks working around it through all the Cheers seasons.

/she got problems

Knara:
Even when she was hot back in the Star Trek II / Cheers days, her weight yo-yo'd all over the place.

If you know what to look for, you can see the costume folks working around it through all the Cheers seasons.


I'm a guy and know nothing of women's clothing, but even I noticed that the clothes she wore on Cheers made it impossible to tell where her waistline was, size-wise.

She was a good-looking woman in Wrath of Khan; but DAYUM, she was fine in those two movies she made with Mark Harmon.

Even plumped up, she often managed looked highly farkable on Fat Actress. Oh, how i kept hoping for her to have some tender kissing with Rachel Harris or next-door-neighbour Blossom.

I'm rather unattractive and would hit that hard, not to mention the worshipping and pampering that body of hers would get. Mum, mum, mummmmm.

FROGSTOMPER: It's funny, if you read the article it's like she thinks it's the men she chooses that's the problem.

She chose this guy:


/He's a problem.

I'd let her buy me stuff in exchange for services rendered.

I'd fark her but there is no chance in hell I'd date her

I think we all have a chance at this one.

Gentlemen, start your engines!

No thanks, if I want a grilled cheese I'll cook it myself. Didn't she say she demanded 2-hour sex sessions daily in an interview???? Imagine the stench coming off her after 15 minutes! I'm scuba approved but even I couldn't handle that.

I have seen her twice in person over the past couple years...I'd fark her.