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Today's special: Vag Lasguna. This menu brought to you by the dining hall at the University of California, Merced
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RoyBatty
2012-01-06 02:49:14 AM
I love Vag Lasguna, but I haven't had it in years.
I remember my grandfather slaving in the kitchen over the vag lasguna that he prepared and that we would all pile onto, with the scent of vag lasguna wafting through the house, we would all eagerly come to the table, grab as much of that meaty, cheesy mess, and slurp it down, hoping we would not get hot napalm-like vag lasguna on the roof of our mouths. That, wine, and bread -- quite the meal.
And afterwards, the women would clean the house, clean the table, and afterwards, always had a special ritual of wiping every surface in the kitchen and basement down.
Later, my father, had his vag lasguna recipe that he picked up in the Philippines during the war.
The trick he said was the slow cooking. Sadly, he took his vag lasguna recipe to the grave when he suffered an unanticipated electrocution.
Anyone have any good vag lasguna recipes to share?
RoyBatty
2012-01-06 02:50:50 AM
I have to add that our Uncle Helsing had the best country fryed stake recipe ever. I'm not sure what cut of meat he used (but actually I always heard rumors it was bat.)
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-06 08:33:36 AM
Tomatoes garlic rice?
What the...
PC LOAD LETTER
2012-01-06 08:45:48 AM
Vagina Lasagna, mmmmm
Ablejack
2012-01-06 08:49:49 AM
TTIWWP
dj_spanmaster
2012-01-06 08:50:37 AM
Tomorrow's course: Pork 'n' beans.
Akbar the Trappiste Monk
2012-01-06 08:51:09 AM
Vee-jay-jay lasagne!
Olympus Mons
2012-01-06 08:51:24 AM
Whats for dessert...Cream Pie
Seacop
2012-01-06 08:54:41 AM
Olympus Mons
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Whats for dessert...Cream Pie
The appetizer is clam cakes
hartigan
2012-01-06 08:55:07 AM
It goes well with the Fryed Stake
Nattering Nabob
2012-01-06 08:55:10 AM
Yay! Two of my favorite things: Vag and cheese.....Wait! What?
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-06 08:59:55 AM
I tried doing an all vagitarian diet a few years ago, it was awesome but I had to give it up - got too expensive eating out all the time.
SeedFreak
2012-01-06 09:02:59 AM
My guess is that the English Department doesn't dine in that hall.
amindtat
2012-01-06 09:04:25 AM
PC LOAD LETTER
:
Vagina Lasagna, mmmmm
That's not tomato sauce...
puckrock2000
2012-01-06 09:11:06 AM
So all that it takes to get a green on the front page is to submit somebody else's copypasta of a Failblog post from over a year ago? Thanks, mods, I'll keep that in mind.
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-06 09:12:08 AM
PC LOAD LETTER
:
Vagina Lasagna, mmmmm
TV's Vinnie
2012-01-06 09:16:18 AM
I've got that DVD.
branchtroy
2012-01-06 09:23:05 AM
I'm not sure which I like more: vag lasagna or tacos.
/cunnilingus
BitwiseShift
2012-01-06 09:25:17 AM
The question you want to ask yourself is: Do I want teh Vag Lasguna with
Sand
or without?
Archae hippy
2012-01-06 09:26:14 AM
amindtat
:
PC LOAD LETTER: Vagina Lasagna, mmmmm
That's not tomato
e
sauce...
FTFY
Lipspinach
2012-01-06 09:30:52 AM
puckrock2000
:
So all that it takes to get a green on the front page is to submit somebody else's copypasta of a Failblog post from over a year ago? Thanks, mods, I'll keep that in mind.
You ought to keep thoughts like that to yourself. It really makes
you sound like a loser for caring about such things.
/just a suggestion
/not subby
JNowe
2012-01-06 09:36:05 AM
As a committed vagitarian, it's nice to see someone trying to accomodate my lifestyle.
tardisrider
2012-01-06 09:43:14 AM
I am happy because I get to be the person who points out that this article is from December 2010.
Seacop
2012-01-06 09:47:44 AM
2012-01-06
09:43:14
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tardisrider
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I am happy because I get to be the person who points out that this article is from December 2010.
2012-01-06
09:11:06
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puckrock2000
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So all that it takes to get a green on the front page is to submit somebody else's copypasta of a Failblog post from over a year ago? Thanks, mods, I'll keep that in mind.
cleveoh
2012-01-06 09:58:40 AM
Lipspinach
:
puckrock2000: So all that it takes to get a green on the front page is to submit somebody else's copypasta of a Failblog post from over a year ago? Thanks, mods, I'll keep that in mind.
You ought to keep thoughts like that to yourself. It really makes
you sound like a loser for caring about such things.
/just a suggestion
/not subby
Sounds like a serious case of sand in the ol' vas lasguna.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2012-01-06 10:05:59 AM
I could photoshop a graphic for this article. I could, but I think it's best left to the imagination.
boatbetty
2012-01-06 10:15:29 AM
What country fried stake might look like:
ApatheticMonkey
2012-01-06 10:23:52 AM
I'm tempted to think that there's someone from 4chan on the foodservices staff, but it's probably just someone who can't spell.
The Martian Manhandler
2012-01-06 10:27:20 AM
Vag Lasguna sounds like a character from Star Wars.
urger
2012-01-06 10:49:50 AM
Oh Merced, how happy II am that I will never have to go to that hell hole ever again.
Langdon Alger
2012-01-06 10:58:29 AM
I remember the staff of the dining hall I ate in college. I always though "damn...you could cast this entire staff and make one hell of a horror movie"
Also, they didn't show many signs of intelligence and most were mouth breathers.
wambu
2012-01-06 11:04:33 AM
To soak up the red sauce.
jonmurr
2012-01-06 11:07:28 AM
Writing English while Mexican. See it all the time.
/manager at landscape company
// salt of the earth guys, really.
kahnzo
2012-01-06 11:24:23 AM
Varg Vikernes would kill for some Vag Lasguna. Lasguna Sunrise is my favorite Black Sabbath song (and tequila drink.)
amindtat
2012-01-06 12:01:03 PM
kahnzo
:
Varg Vikernes would kill for some Vag Lasguna. Lasguna Sunrise is my favorite Black Sabbath song (and tequila drink.)
AeroSquid
2012-01-06 12:17:45 PM
I like mine with Vaginal Meshed potatoes.
Mr. Toadcheese
2012-01-06 01:30:56 PM
Langdon Alger
:
I remember the staff of the dining hall I ate in college. I always though "damn...you could cast this entire staff and make one hell of a horror movie"
Also, they didn't show many signs of intelligence and most were mouth breathers.
Consider the alternative:
"Uh, I'll have the chicken-fried steak. Say, have you ever considered going to college?"
"B.A. in history, '08, from this very institution of higher learning. You want fries with that?"
ZMugg
2012-01-06 01:43:09 PM
The Martian Manhandler
:
Vag Lasguna
sounds like a character from Star Wars.
Didn't she play bass for Smashing Pumpkins?
Or was it A Perfect Circle.
Too many weird named chick bass players.
Hole?
Raptop
2012-01-07 03:11:11 AM
lol "fryed"
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