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(Merced Sun-Star)   Today's special: Vag Lasguna. This menu brought to you by the dining hall at the University of California, Merced   (mercedsunstar.com) divider line 39
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2012-01-06 02:49:14 AM  
I love Vag Lasguna, but I haven't had it in years.

I remember my grandfather slaving in the kitchen over the vag lasguna that he prepared and that we would all pile onto, with the scent of vag lasguna wafting through the house, we would all eagerly come to the table, grab as much of that meaty, cheesy mess, and slurp it down, hoping we would not get hot napalm-like vag lasguna on the roof of our mouths. That, wine, and bread -- quite the meal.

And afterwards, the women would clean the house, clean the table, and afterwards, always had a special ritual of wiping every surface in the kitchen and basement down.

Later, my father, had his vag lasguna recipe that he picked up in the Philippines during the war.

The trick he said was the slow cooking. Sadly, he took his vag lasguna recipe to the grave when he suffered an unanticipated electrocution.

Anyone have any good vag lasguna recipes to share?
 
2012-01-06 02:50:50 AM  
I have to add that our Uncle Helsing had the best country fryed stake recipe ever. I'm not sure what cut of meat he used (but actually I always heard rumors it was bat.)
 
2012-01-06 08:33:36 AM  
Tomatoes garlic rice?

What the...
 
2012-01-06 08:45:48 AM  
Vagina Lasagna, mmmmm
 
2012-01-06 08:49:49 AM  
TTIWWP
 
2012-01-06 08:50:37 AM  
Tomorrow's course: Pork 'n' beans.
 
2012-01-06 08:51:09 AM  
Vee-jay-jay lasagne!
 
2012-01-06 08:51:24 AM  
Whats for dessert...Cream Pie
 
2012-01-06 08:54:41 AM  

Olympus Mons: Whats for dessert...Cream Pie


The appetizer is clam cakes
 
2012-01-06 08:55:07 AM  
It goes well with the Fryed Stake
 
2012-01-06 08:55:10 AM  
Yay! Two of my favorite things: Vag and cheese.....Wait! What?
 
2012-01-06 08:59:55 AM  
I tried doing an all vagitarian diet a few years ago, it was awesome but I had to give it up - got too expensive eating out all the time.
 
2012-01-06 09:02:59 AM  
My guess is that the English Department doesn't dine in that hall.
 
2012-01-06 09:04:25 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Vagina Lasagna, mmmmm


That's not tomato sauce...
 
2012-01-06 09:11:06 AM  
So all that it takes to get a green on the front page is to submit somebody else's copypasta of a Failblog post from over a year ago? Thanks, mods, I'll keep that in mind.
 
2012-01-06 09:12:08 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Vagina Lasagna, mmmmm


0.tqn.com
 
2012-01-06 09:16:18 AM  
I've got that DVD.
 
2012-01-06 09:23:05 AM  
I'm not sure which I like more: vag lasagna or tacos.

/cunnilingus
 
2012-01-06 09:25:17 AM  
The question you want to ask yourself is: Do I want teh Vag Lasguna with Sand or without?
 
2012-01-06 09:26:14 AM  

amindtat: PC LOAD LETTER: Vagina Lasagna, mmmmm

That's not tomatoe sauce...


FTFY
 
2012-01-06 09:30:52 AM  

puckrock2000: So all that it takes to get a green on the front page is to submit somebody else's copypasta of a Failblog post from over a year ago? Thanks, mods, I'll keep that in mind.


You ought to keep thoughts like that to yourself. It really makes
you sound like a loser for caring about such things.

/just a suggestion
/not subby
 
2012-01-06 09:36:05 AM  
As a committed vagitarian, it's nice to see someone trying to accomodate my lifestyle.
 
2012-01-06 09:43:14 AM  
I am happy because I get to be the person who points out that this article is from December 2010.
 
2012-01-06 09:47:44 AM  
2012-01-06 09:43:14 AM tardisrider: I am happy because I get to be the person who points out that this article is from December 2010.

2012-01-06 09:11:06 AM puckrock2000: So all that it takes to get a green on the front page is to submit somebody else's copypasta of a Failblog post from over a year ago? Thanks, mods, I'll keep that in mind.
 
2012-01-06 09:58:40 AM  

Lipspinach: puckrock2000: So all that it takes to get a green on the front page is to submit somebody else's copypasta of a Failblog post from over a year ago? Thanks, mods, I'll keep that in mind.

You ought to keep thoughts like that to yourself. It really makes
you sound like a loser for caring about such things.

/just a suggestion
/not subby


Sounds like a serious case of sand in the ol' vas lasguna.
 
2012-01-06 10:05:59 AM  
I could photoshop a graphic for this article. I could, but I think it's best left to the imagination.
 
2012-01-06 10:15:29 AM  
What country fried stake might look like:

i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-01-06 10:23:52 AM  
s-ak.buzzfed.com

I'm tempted to think that there's someone from 4chan on the foodservices staff, but it's probably just someone who can't spell.
 
2012-01-06 10:27:20 AM  
Vag Lasguna sounds like a character from Star Wars.
 
2012-01-06 10:49:50 AM  
Oh Merced, how happy II am that I will never have to go to that hell hole ever again.
 
2012-01-06 10:58:29 AM  
I remember the staff of the dining hall I ate in college. I always though "damn...you could cast this entire staff and make one hell of a horror movie"

Also, they didn't show many signs of intelligence and most were mouth breathers.
 
2012-01-06 11:04:33 AM  
i.imgur.com

To soak up the red sauce.
 
2012-01-06 11:07:28 AM  
Writing English while Mexican. See it all the time.


/manager at landscape company
// salt of the earth guys, really.
 
2012-01-06 11:24:23 AM  
Varg Vikernes would kill for some Vag Lasguna. Lasguna Sunrise is my favorite Black Sabbath song (and tequila drink.)
 
2012-01-06 12:01:03 PM  

kahnzo: Varg Vikernes would kill for some Vag Lasguna. Lasguna Sunrise is my favorite Black Sabbath song (and tequila drink.)


i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-06 12:17:45 PM  
I like mine with Vaginal Meshed potatoes.
 
2012-01-06 01:30:56 PM  

Langdon Alger: I remember the staff of the dining hall I ate in college. I always though "damn...you could cast this entire staff and make one hell of a horror movie"

Also, they didn't show many signs of intelligence and most were mouth breathers.


Consider the alternative:

"Uh, I'll have the chicken-fried steak. Say, have you ever considered going to college?"

"B.A. in history, '08, from this very institution of higher learning. You want fries with that?"
 
2012-01-06 01:43:09 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: Vag Lasguna sounds like a character from Star Wars.


Didn't she play bass for Smashing Pumpkins?

Or was it A Perfect Circle.

Too many weird named chick bass players.

Hole?
 
2012-01-07 03:11:11 AM  
lol "fryed"
 
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