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(BBC) Scary "Hey, you got your anthrax in my heroin" "Well, you got your heroin in my anthrax" Thud. Thud   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 20
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2012-01-06 08:19:41 AM
Professor Anthrax?

*insert pic of Yellowbeard*
 
2012-01-06 08:28:44 AM
That's one way to get rid of the junkies.
 
2012-01-06 08:29:06 AM
Pfft, Scottish people using heroin? I find that hard to believe.
 
2012-01-06 08:29:24 AM
Two great trips that trip great together.
 
2012-01-06 08:30:07 AM
abhorrent1: That's one way to get rid of the junkies.

It has occurred to me a time or two to become a drug dealer so I could poison those stupid farkers, yes even the pot heads.
 
2012-01-06 08:30:23 AM
Stupid junkies. Smoking H gives just as fast and intense a rush as shooting up, requires only a little more product to achive the same effect, avoids a whole rash of health problems, and makes it way harder to OD.
Want to live to wallow in your junkitude? Put down that damn outfit.
 
2012-01-06 08:34:06 AM
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"Wait, the heroin came through Scotland?"
 
2012-01-06 08:35:54 AM
Slaves2Darkness: abhorrent1: That's one way to get rid of the junkies.

It has occurred to me a time or two to become a drug dealer so I could poison those stupid farkers, yes even the pot heads.


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Great Waves

In the early days of the Meiji era there lived a well-known wrestler called O-nami, Great Waves.

O-nami was immensely strong and knew the art of wrestling. In his private bouts he defeated even his teacher, but in public he was so bashful that his own pupils threw him.

O-nami felt he should go to a Zen master for help. Hakuju, a wandering teacher, was stopping in a little temple nearby, so O-nami went to see him and told him of his trouble.

"Great Waves is your name," the teacher advised, "so stay in this temple tonight. Imagine that you are those billows. You are no longer a wrestler who is afraid. You are those huge waves sweeping everything before them, swallowing all in their path. Do this and you will be the greatest wrestler in the land."

The teacher retired. O-nami sat in meditation trying to imagine himself as waves. He thought of many different things. Then gradually he turned more and more to the feeling of the waves. As the night advanced the waves became larger and larger. They swept away the flowers in their vases. Even the Buddha in the shrine was inundated. Before dawn the temple was nothing but the ebb and flow of an immense sea.

In the morning the teacher found O-nami meditating, a faint smile on his face. He patted the wrestler's shoulder. "Now nothing can disturb you," he said. "You are those waves. You will sweep everything before you."

The same day O-nami entered the wrestling contests and won. After that, no one in Japan was able to defeat him.
 
2012-01-06 08:37:57 AM
Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
 
2012-01-06 08:38:30 AM
Slaves2Darkness: abhorrent1: That's one way to get rid of the junkies.

It has occurred to me a time or two to become a drug dealer so I could poison those stupid farkers, yes even the pot heads.


That scheme would probably work for a few days.
Then the tables would turn and your cunning plan would blow back in a big way.

/Hint: They'd probably never find your body.
 
2012-01-06 08:44:41 AM
jso2897: Stupid junkies. Smoking H gives just as fast and intense a rush as shooting up, requires only a little more product to achive the same effect, avoids a whole rash of health problems, and makes it way harder to OD.
Want to live to wallow in your junkitude? Put down that damn outfit.


Those chippers who only smoke it think they're smart and/or safe for never shooting up but I guess at some point some other junky comes along and shows them how to shoot up and by then they just don't care.

Just a theory I have.

Some cokeheads shoot up too but it seems snorting is pretty efficient as well.

I actually saw a show about heroin the other day and a Chicago-based harm-reduction counselor suggested that a junky try "booty bumping". I imagine that would be fairly efficient. She emphasized at least twice to be sure to remove the needle part of the needle before inserting the syringe.
 
2012-01-06 08:47:04 AM
These guys ever visited Scotland?

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2012-01-06 08:51:25 AM
But do they call him 'McGregor the Junkie?'

Noooooo.
 
2012-01-06 09:00:31 AM
This is why you never visit Castle Anthrax.
 
2012-01-06 09:02:12 AM
That's a lot of Heroin to bury a castle under.
 
2012-01-06 09:06:49 AM
Yo dawg, I heard you like heroin so we put some anthrax in your heroin so you can...oh...whoops.
 
2012-01-06 09:14:11 AM
Would anyone really be surprised if this was done deliberately in an attempt to influence the public perception of drug use?

Note: the UK is about to undertake "A comprehensive review of drugs policy" to determine if the current policy of criminalization is "fiscally responsible policy with strategies grounded in science, health, security and human rights".

Over the last 15 years the UK government has carried out a number of studies that all agreed on reforms that include downgrading many drugs based on scientific evidence and have recommended attempting more productive and less punitive ways to treat drug abusers. The UK government has typically ignored the findings and in some cases sacked those who spoke out.

They have invited the public to submit research and papers, the closing date is Jan 10 for review in early 2012.

The timing of this article seems very convenient for those who want to continue th current policy of prohibition.
 
2012-01-06 09:32:53 AM
One ping would have been sufficient Vasili.
 
2012-01-06 09:33:17 AM
traylor: These guys ever visited Scotland?

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Yes, and apparently they covered the Velvet Underground...


/When I'm rushing on my run
//And I feel just like Jesus' son
 
2012-01-06 10:12:58 AM
Happy Hours: Some cokeheads shoot up too but it seems snorting is pretty efficient as well.

Not even close. Believe me.
 
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