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(Courier Mail)   You are truly a stud if after your death hundreds of nurses come forward to tell the world they had sexual relations with you   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 41
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2012-01-06 08:39:26 AM  
You are truly a stud if they don't wait until you are dead to come forward.
 
2012-01-06 08:40:01 AM  
Before or after you died?
 
2012-01-06 08:41:37 AM  
I hope this never happens to me. He did well but I reckon i have this guy beaten :) lots of angry 'ex' boyfriends from women would be suspects lol
 
2012-01-06 08:41:43 AM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-06 08:42:13 AM  
Bashed in the head - love the honest reporting (for a change).

What a stud!

This has meme potential.

I had sex with Tony Williams.
 
2012-01-06 08:42:32 AM  
Hot nurse thread!

www.plu.edu
/hot
 
2012-01-06 08:42:46 AM  
And it was the last one that probably killed him.
 
2012-01-06 08:43:33 AM  
Bonus points if some of the nurses are women.

/My name is Clark and I'm here to fark!
 
2012-01-06 08:43:33 AM  
I'd give him a slow clap but my guess is he already had it when he died.
 
2012-01-06 08:45:47 AM  
"Killed with a blunt weapon."

Man, that must have been a huge blunt.
 
2012-01-06 08:46:11 AM  
hellooooooooo nurse!
 
2012-01-06 08:46:38 AM  

me_onthenet: Hot nurse thread!

[www.plu.edu image 512x495]
/hot

If you insist...
flauntonfashion.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-06 08:54:32 AM  
Well I guess we now know what happened to fb-
 
2012-01-06 08:57:22 AM  
But I? I, am Sancho.
 
2012-01-06 08:58:45 AM  
Hot nurse thread?

Can someone please explain why every porno nurse is wearing 7 inch, platform, stiletto heels to a job that keeps you on your feet and moving about for 8+ hours? No wonder they are so quick to get on their backs and put their legs up...
 
2012-01-06 08:59:05 AM  
This reminds me of a scene from Thelma and Louise where Harvey Keitel is asking the waitress if she knew who killed the man. Her reply was " Oh, I dunno, prolly some ole gal or some ole gal's husband."
 
2012-01-06 09:00:03 AM  
Well at least they would know how to treat the numerous venereal diseases he passed along to them. That's convenient.
 
2012-01-06 09:01:09 AM  

TenJed_77: me_onthenet: Hot nurse thread!

If you insist...
[Hot nurse pic.....drool]


Nice!
 
2012-01-06 09:08:00 AM  
Almost sounds like the season opener to Two and a Half Men.

/yes, I watched it
//I'm so ashamed...
 
2012-01-06 09:09:07 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Hot nurse thread?

Can someone please explain why every porno nurse is wearing 7 inch, platform, stiletto heels to a job that keeps you on your feet and moving about for 8+ hours? No wonder they are so quick to get on their backs and put their legs up...


So are you advocating that we change the uniform for the real world?
 
2012-01-06 09:11:15 AM  

me_onthenet: Hot nurse thread!

[www.plu.edu image 512x495]
/hot


i291.photobucket.com

Hi
 
2012-01-06 09:18:05 AM  

mcmnky: You are truly a stud if they don't wait until you are dead to come forward.


Sounds like it was forward, backward, sideways, on the kitchen table, under the couch, in a steamer trunk, in the shower, on the roof, in the back seat of the car...
 
2012-01-06 09:24:16 AM  
beyondmediaonline.com

/hot and blunt
 
2012-01-06 09:28:07 AM  
[while telling Dean Bodger and her son about his father, who was a brain damaged WW2 veteran with spontaneous erections she was the nurse of]
Jenny Fields: Where was I?
T. S. Garp: He kept having erections.
Jenny Fields: Thank you. He was dying. I wanted a child. It was a good way to have one without the bother of a husband around... who had legal rights to my body. So, one night at work... when the wounded and maimed were all asleep, I went to him. He was asleep. But his erection was there, as always. I removed my undergarments and climbed on top of him. He woke up then. He said the only word other than his name that I ever heard him utter. He said, "good." It didn't take very long, and that once was all that was needed.
Dean Bodger: You raped him! You raped a dying man!

content6.flixster.com

/First thing I thought of. God, I'm old.
 
2012-01-06 09:29:32 AM  
I used to work in a hospital. Let me tell you the difference between nurse fantasy and nurse reality:

Nurse Fantasy:
www.nursecostumes.com

Nurse Reality:
www.jeffmem.com
 
2012-01-06 09:49:01 AM  

Jixa: [while telling Dean Bodger and her son about his father, who was a brain damaged WW2 veteran with spontaneous erections she was the nurse of]
Jenny Fields: Where was I?
T. S. Garp: He kept having erections.
Jenny Fields: Thank you. He was dying. I wanted a child. It was a good way to have one without the bother of a husband around... who had legal rights to my body. So, one night at work... when the wounded and maimed were all asleep, I went to him. He was asleep. But his erection was there, as always. I removed my undergarments and climbed on top of him. He woke up then. He said the only word other than his name that I ever heard him utter. He said, "good." It didn't take very long, and that once was all that was needed.
Dean Bodger: You raped him! You raped a dying man!

[content6.flixster.com image 462x338]

/First thing I thought of. God, I'm old.


Perfect.
Sexual suspect.

/also old
 
2012-01-06 10:00:03 AM  
Garp?
 
2012-01-06 11:13:10 AM  
Randy Watson has a sad.
 
2012-01-06 11:17:24 AM  
My neighbor's a nurse. I'll have to ask him if he slept with this guy.

/Or the jazz drummer
 
2012-01-06 11:17:47 AM  
FTFA: "Williams was found dead in his Mermaid Waters home on Christmas Eve. He had been bashed over the head with a blunt weapon."

Yeah, bashed in the head on Christmas Eve is how every "stud" wants to go out.
 
2012-01-06 11:25:03 AM  
Yeah, sleep with enough married women and this is bound to happen.



consequenceofsound.net
 
2012-01-06 12:15:09 PM  

skinink: Bonus points if some of the nurses are women.

/My name is Clark and I'm here to fark!


My name is Chuck and I like to f___.
 
2012-01-06 01:33:40 PM  
www.myvisiontv.com.au

It's not unusual.
 
2012-01-06 03:23:02 PM  

beachboy: I used to work in a hospital. Let me tell you the difference between nurse fantasy and nurse reality:

Nurse Fantasy:
[www.nursecostumes.com image 330x363]

Nurse Reality:
[www.jeffmem.com image 640x480]


Not that I would have any success, and there's no way in hell I'm would even attempt to hit on somebody I work with, but some of the younger ones are pretty hot. They just don't get all dolled up to go clean poop and do paperwork for twelve hours. And I have never seen one in heels.
 
2012-01-06 03:23:33 PM  

TenJed_77: me_onthenet: Hot nurse thread!

[www.plu.edu image 512x495]
/hot
If you insist...
[flauntonfashion.files.wordpress.com image 500x833]


Helloooooooooo Nurse!!
 
2012-01-06 04:54:19 PM  
The discovery of his body prompted police to issue an appeal for any women who had a relationship with him, however short, to come forward.

You got something against short women?
 
2012-01-06 04:56:31 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com

Keep your hundreds. I need only the one.
 
2012-01-06 07:02:28 PM  

Clockwork Kumquat: Keep your hundreds. I need only the one.


Jenny Aguttar for the win! Can we share?
 
2012-01-06 11:16:16 PM  

Mister Pleco: Clockwork Kumquat: Keep your hundreds. I need only the one.

Jenny Aguttar for the win! Can we share?


Share you say? Share? SHARE?! You, you, you get on OUTA HERE now and you KEEP your dirty HANDS off MY JENNY and you damn well better SPELL HER NAME right when you - why I oughta - I oughta - you... I... uh... Sorry. Lost my grip for a moment there.
 
2012-01-07 03:15:32 AM  

Clockwork Kumquat: Mister Pleco: Clockwork Kumquat: Keep your hundreds. I need only the one.

Jenny Aguttar for the win! Can we share?

Share you say? Share? SHARE?! You, you, you get on OUTA HERE now and you KEEP your dirty HANDS off MY JENNY and you damn well better SPELL HER NAME right when you - why I oughta - I oughta - you... I... uh... Sorry. Lost my grip for a moment there.


You're right. I hang my head in shame. I'm not worthy.
 
2012-01-07 10:55:29 PM  

Mister Pleco: You're right. I hang my head in shame. I'm not worthy.


None of us are, my friend. None of us are.
 
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