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Man robs the elderly, steals donation jar, caught before taking candy from a baby
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Fark Me To Tears
2012-01-06 01:05:21 AM
FTFA:
Bob thought so much of her he started a collection jar outside his ice cream business to start a scholarship in her name. "She is the type of girl that is worthy of something like that."
In a few short weeks, he says it collected hundreds of dollars -- that was until someone decided to rip it off. "I could not believe someone would do something like that."
Excuse me? You had a collection jar with hundreds of dollars in it and are actually
surprised
that someone stole it? I'm sorry, but this is Southwest Florida. People here are breaking into occupied homes during broad daylight just to get a few bucks.
UsikFark
2012-01-06 01:21:39 AM
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VENICE, Fla. - Police have nabbed a suspect they say was stealing from the dead. Venice Police were looking for the person who stole a jar of money meant for a scholarship in the name of a Venice High School student who died recently.
Stealing from the dead trifecta in place.
imprimere
2012-01-06 01:27:43 AM
Police have nabbed a suspect they say was stealing from the dead.
Clearly a victimless crime. Also, you have the right to face your accuser. You're up recently deceased high school dude!
simon_bar_sinister
2012-01-06 01:31:19 AM
imprimere
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Police have nabbed a suspect they say was stealing from the dead.
Is his name Snidely Whiplash? Cad Lackey?
fusillade762
2012-01-06 01:43:59 AM
Pish posh. It will be like taking candy from a baby! Say, that sounds like a larf...
JonnyBGoode
2012-01-06 02:13:24 AM
Which ticket is he running on?
Fecal Conservative
2012-01-06 02:34:07 AM
Candy from a baby eh?
Acharne
2012-01-06 02:40:24 AM
Word to the wise: Always ALWAYS take candy away from babies. It's completely OK to put honey on mom's nipples though.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-06 03:22:16 AM
young man has a future in banking, tying widows to railroad tracks
hillary
2012-01-06 05:08:40 AM
Does my home town rock or what?
Hey Josh -- congratz on having your story Farked, and no, I did not submit this.
Carlip
2012-01-06 05:37:48 AM
http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20111115/breaking/111119734
I'd steal from her too, stupid kids should not have vehicles. At least she wont be harming anyone else.
hillary
2012-01-06 05:47:37 AM
Carlip
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http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20111115/breaking/111119734
I'd steal from her too, stupid kids should not have vehicles. At least she wont be harming anyone else.
She was an idiot kid who made a dumb decision and died a horrible death as a result. Cuz all of my choices were wise ones when I was 17. You must have been a f**kin' saint.
How's that dollarchain con thing goin?
Carlip
2012-01-06 06:07:31 AM
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She was an idiot kid who made a dumb decision and died a horrible death as a result. Cuz all of my choices were wise ones when I was 17. You must have been a f**kin' saint.
Not to mention she was also skipping school. So perhaps a series of unfortunate events? I had a friend die because a stupid girl ran a stop sign and he didn't lay his motorcycle down in time and was decapitated. I guess im jaded. Also dollarchain was a failure, i have since moved it to the street. Where i have a storm trooper like sweatshirt with zip up hood to replicate the mask. I hold a sign that says "unemployed, battle station destroyed, twice, anything will help". Since you will assuredly ask or berate me for being unemployed, it is because i blew the whistle on the construction company i was at for mishandling asbestos, and their refusal to provide proper safety equipment, like respirators, when dealing with it.
hillary
2012-01-06 06:37:49 AM
Well, sorry to hear about your job and good on ya for blowing the whistle. I have a special place in my heart for whistleblowers.
As for the girl in the accident, a veteran fireman of 20 years I know was one of the first responders and supervised the lifting of the vehicle to get her crushed body out from under. Worst thing he has ever seen is what he said and he is not prone to exxageration. The girl's family lives in the same subdivision that I do, although I have never met them and don't know quite where they live, but it sure has affected a lot of my neighbors.
Smart girl, dumbass mistake, outrageously expensive penalty. If this is how God doles out punishment, I should have been dead twenty times over by the time I hit 25.
macross87
2012-01-06 08:44:04 AM
What about hurricane insurance?
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