Seems someone did something similar years ago.
GIS yielded a lot of info...

Home schooling did so well for her that she is carrying on the tradition.

The government has a big problem with homeschooling. They want to control how your dogs are brainwashed. With their "critical thinking" and "evolution" and "obedience" training.

i would think all you would need to do is get the smell on a cloth or something and use that to train them with

Oh, *that* kind of cadaver dog. I was thinking Resident Evil for a sec there.

quite the hangdog expression :-(

Well at least it was for a good cause...

Link to the local story in Wisconsin (pops like brats!)

from the link:

Oneida County Circuit Court Reserve Judge Conrad Richards ordered that England, 44, of Rhinelander be released from the Oneida County Jail on a $5,000 signature bond. Richards also ordered that she not possess any human body parts.

hahaha!

one of the best court orders that I've ever seen... thanks, y'honor!

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FTFA: She is currently on administrative suspension and has been barred from possessing any human remains.

I was going to post something witty here. I have since decided against that thought.

I've been down the morgue... I got a leg! I'm supposed to write an essay on it, but I think I'm just gonna stick it on the bonnet of my car.

It's not like anyone was using the body parts... were they?

UsikFark: It's not like anyone was using the body parts... were they?

Yeah, but you're not supposed to help yourself to a doggie bag of leftovers, though.

Le Geno Vert: UsikFark: It's not like anyone was using the body parts... were they?

Yeah, but you're not supposed to help yourself to a doggie bag of leftovers, though.

It says in the article some spineless bastard reported her.

Also:

Le Geno Vert: Link to the local story in Wisconsin

Bad dog. No necromancy.

My buddy got fired from Monsanto for stealing seeds from work. He was trying to train a corndog.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Cadaverine. Great practical joke aid.

A similar story in 2008 in Florida (shocker). A paramedic kept a guy's foot to train a cadaver dog. In this case, though, the owner of the foot was still alive and wanted it reattached.

Link (new window)

Well, I guess that beats to serve them as Fajitas........

Big farking deal. She used a chunk of a rotting corpse to do something purposeful with it.

When you're dead you're dead. Oh, the poor family of the beloved cadaver missing a hunk of spine. The horror.

Actually subby, the totalfark bit almost makes the whole thing reasonable.

The story isn't as bad as what I garnered from the headline. I was under the impression that her dog was also a cadaver, and I had to wonder how crazy you'd have to be to train a dead dog. Then I realized there's probably crazy people out there with dead dogs they took to a taxidermist and they still try to train them. "Come on Spot, play alive for mommy!"

jaylectricity: So much for my plans to get a German Shepard so I can homeschool him to be a drug dog.

Its all well and good if you use your own drugs. Now if you work in a pharmacy, you might have problems.

I looked into potential formal training for my GSD. There are so many hoops to jump through. It's pretty much impossible to do your own training for drug, explosives, or cadaver. You pretty much have to join a police force somewhere, and then get the dog and its training through them.

The issue is you need to be a LEO to be able to purchase the standard drug and explosives training kits (that have the scents you need). Even though the explosive training kits use replica scents, and the quantities aren't enough to do anything malicious with.

The only investigative/detection training you can give without hoop jumping is search and rescue.

My favorite medical examiner story was the one where the ME (or coroner, whatever) tied himself up in barbed wire on a gate outside his work (or apartment) and said a bushy haired stranger did it. He placed the barbed wire in such a way that it looked like he had been crucified, and that he himself couldn't possibly have done it.

I'll look for pics, because it was kind of amazing.

Well, if that was indeed the reason she was taking them, at least it was a 'decent' reason. She wasn't slamming her holes with feet or anything, she was training a dog that could help police agencies in recovery efforts.

K-9 units have places for officer and dog train together. But seriously who officially train cadaver dogs. I haven't heard of cadaver dog training schools. Sure don't want a K-9 training near dead flesh, sounds like a bad idea.

I bet that dog has remarkably white teeth.

I considered training my own cadaver dog...but it wouldn't be for the good of the public. I would only use it for profit. Big, big profits.

She is currently on administrative suspension and has been barred from possessing any human remains.

Glad I am not barred yet...WTF

How long until this dog wins a spelling bee?

cpubus: i would think all you would need to do is get the smell on a cloth or something and use that to train them with

You'd think he could just buy a ham and bury it.

She is currently on administrative suspension and has been barred from possessing any human remains.

but otherwise she's allowed to carrion with her normal life?