In a related story, I can't stop looking at Britney Spears' tits.

how many times she been married? 3?

fusillade762: In a related story, I can't stop looking at Britney Spears' tits.

No shiat that is a nice pair.

You can't even see the stupid ring in her picture.

Of course, the picture is worthwhile in other areas.

I always figured Britney'd grow up to be kind of skanky. I'm not disappointed.

/skanks need love too

BeerBear: how many times she been married? 3?

Technically 2.

The third one was annulled.

I'm always one to poke fun at her, but she's looking good and seems happy in that picture - so may this marriage work out for them...

She looks good. Congrats Britney for being somewhat functional in society after a crappy period.

/yes those tittays are very nice

she's proof that all you really need is a sweet set of cans to make it in this world.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (2 x's)

I wonder how much that ring cost her?

Jesus. Did she get a boob job or did the camera add 5 pounds to each tit?

FunkOut: I thought the courts declared her mentally incompetent or on the same level as a Labrador Retriever or something. Anyway, I hope she's been microchipped in case she gets lost.

Let us hope she was spayed as well. She's pooped out enough hillbilly bumpkin babes.

Stunt_the_Runt: FunkOut: I thought the courts declared her mentally incompetent or on the same level as a Labrador Retriever or something. Anyway, I hope she's been microchipped in case she gets lost.

Let us hope she was spayed as well. She's pooped out enough hillbilly bumpkin babes.

she has baby fever Bro. watch the opening of "I wanna go". She wants to reproduce again. safe bet she wants a Daughter this time

All I know is that if you'd told me in 1999 that in 13 years Justin Timberlake would be a well-liked A-lister while Britney would be little more than fodder for tabloid sidebar articles, I would have thought you were nuts.

/ No, actually, I would have believed you about Britney being fodder for tabloid sidebar articles...

After looking at the obvious then looking at her hand, I could barely make the ring out.
Is it invisible?
Then I found this...

UberNeuman: I'm always one to poke fun at her, but she's looking good and seems happy in that picture - so may this marriage work out for them...

Pretty much. More power to her, I say.

Did she have her boobs embiggened?

AnotherOldFart: After looking at the obvious then looking at her hand, I could barely make the ring out.
Is it invisible?
Then I found this...


...I still don't see a ring in that picture...

SnakeMan: I don't understand people who make jokes about tiny engagement rings. I thought ostentatiousness was an undesirable vice that only the classless celebrated.

The joke was that I was looking at her cleavage.

Car_Ramrod: You can't even see the stupid ring in her picture.

Of course, the picture is worthwhile in other areas.

She's got a lot of stilettos in that closet behind her.

She looks good.

Mugato: Spears's first husband Jason Alexander

Dammit, if only he went with the cheap invitation envelopes, we wouldn't have to be reading about her now.

*golf clap*

I really think she's liked on fark, even though we all really like to break her balls (yes, I know no balls, just boobs)

She looks really good right now, and happy...I hope this works out for her. I'm pretty sure much her of mental breakdown was due to a collection of family and friends that wanted her money, screw with her life, and wouldn't leave her the fark alone...that might make me snap.

With that said...

Mugato: Spears's first husband Jason Alexander

Dammit, if only he went with the cheap invitation envelopes, we wouldn't have to be reading about her now.

Bravo good sir!

I loved this Southpark episode