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(SeattlePI) Scary Man dying to use the carpool lane buckles up a plastic skeleton in the passenger seat (w/ pic)   (seattlepi.com) divider line 49
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Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 06:57:40 PM
Vanna White is looking pretty good.
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 07:54:10 PM
blog.seattlepi.com

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APE992
2012-01-05 09:00:27 PM
You know a reasonably well built dummy with a 10 gallon hat over its face would probably work just fine.
 
Colin O'Scopy
2012-01-05 09:01:13 PM
Just get the hell up a half-hour earlier and drive like everyone else.

Morons.
 
Allen262
2012-01-05 09:01:43 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
Dare to keep slugs off kids
2012-01-05 09:02:32 PM
He must have scared his passenger to death with the way he was driving.
 
Fista-Phobia
2012-01-05 09:03:15 PM
Gary?
 
rebelyell2006
2012-01-05 09:03:28 PM
Scary tag? Subby, you are a pussy.
 
smitty04
2012-01-05 09:04:37 PM
It makes you wonder if half the people in the carpool lane are doing the same with a little more intelligence.
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 09:05:07 PM
Pfft, I would have used a real skeleton.
 
oldbay4life
2012-01-05 09:05:21 PM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
Kibbler
2012-01-05 09:05:33 PM
"aw hell, we're boned"
 
6655321
2012-01-05 09:06:24 PM
Thank you for the picture of Geoff Peterson.
 
unicron702
2012-01-05 09:08:43 PM
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skinink
2012-01-05 09:09:29 PM
img846.imageshack.us
 
lemortede
2012-01-05 09:10:10 PM
I did this during October, I am a Huge halloween freak though.
 
Keyser_Soze_Death
2012-01-05 09:11:04 PM
Allen262: [upload.wikimedia.org image 505x599]

Came for Geoff, leaving satisfied.
 
croesius
2012-01-05 09:15:27 PM
I believe I know what was in that metal tin...

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They're killer.
 
babyty
2012-01-05 09:26:21 PM
he should have tried putting pants on the skeleton too
 
Norv Turner
2012-01-05 09:30:29 PM
hobblekitty:

Omg, the burka is the best carpool dummy ever!!!!
 
iron_city_ap
2012-01-05 09:35:41 PM
My wife did the burka/blow up doll thing. When she finally got busted the cop was amused enough to let her go. Then I was left with a damn blow up doll. Last time I saw it, it was floating in the pool after a party.
 
rebelyell2006
2012-01-05 09:36:37 PM
iron_city_ap: My wife did the burka/blow up doll thing. When she finally got busted the cop was amused enough to let her go. Then I was left with a damn blow up doll. Last time I saw it, it was floating in the pool after a party.

You could have sold it to Kwame.
 
Macular Degenerate
2012-01-05 09:47:49 PM
She's real to me, dammit!

wiki-images.enotes.com

/hot like Kim Cattral was back in the 80's
 
UsikFark
2012-01-05 09:48:28 PM
smitty04: It makes you wonder if half the people in the carpool lane are doing the same with a little more intelligence.

Most people who drive like idiots in the carpool lane don't have a passenger. Extra points for BMWs.
 
libranoelrose [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 09:56:45 PM
Allen262: [upload.wikimedia.org image 505x599]

Saved me the trouble. Balls.
 
Mentalenemasquad
2012-01-05 10:05:32 PM
oldbay4life: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x332]

You know you're wrong...
 
Omnivorous
2012-01-05 10:34:48 PM
Seattle is unbelievable for commuter-lane scofflaws. Smoked windows protect you. But you can also just drive in the HOV lane for a mile or two -- or just use it as a passing lane. And if that lane is blocked you can always drive on the shoulder at 60 mph. I think that it should be a shoot-on-sight offense.

/Put cops on the overpasses with cameras.
//Then execute the scofflaws.
 
slimfast [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 10:36:39 PM
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American Decency Association [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 10:50:50 PM
www.autochic.com.au

Safety Man. http://www.autochic.com.au/news/whatshot/BlowUp-Safety-Man/
 
MAYORBOB
2012-01-05 11:06:08 PM
Cue the sharp knees guy in five, four, three, two, ...
 
Submitted First With a Better Headline
2012-01-05 11:09:49 PM
The cookie tin was a confusing touch.
 
Ebenator
2012-01-05 11:16:35 PM
American Decency Association: Safety Man. http://www.autochic.com.au/news/whatshot/BlowUp-Safety-Man/

Is that Frank Stallone?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 11:17:01 PM
Now, he would have succeeded except he was DRIVING LIKE AN IDIOT! If you must break the law, don't break MORE laws, the ones that give the cops an excuse to catch you!

It's like people who have a trunk full of pot, and then whine because they got pulled over for driving 110 mph in a school zone.
 
myinternetname
2012-01-05 11:30:16 PM
Allen262: [upload.wikimedia.org image 505x599]

Meh, I was going to post a pic of Grant Imahara and say "wanted for questioning".
 
krafty420 [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 12:06:18 AM
He had no choice but to speed, his passenger was late
 
chewielouie
2012-01-06 12:19:38 AM
HOV lanes, dumbest idea ever.
 
Krieghund [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 12:32:57 AM
APE992: You know a reasonably well built dummy with a 10 gallon hat over its face would probably work just fine.

images16.fotki.com
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 12:56:14 AM
evilKnopp: Carpooling is dangerous and evil and i know because i know 4 people that i work with that have to drive their own car to work because something can happen and after that i am lost and don't want to listen any more.

Uh, whut?
 
Goodfella
2012-01-06 01:02:56 AM
www.theconnextion.com

Not impressed
 
moothemagiccow
2012-01-06 01:13:33 AM
I-5 traffic is phenomenally terrible, but fark man, relax. Move closer to work.
 
Rick04967
2012-01-06 08:30:11 AM
From the comments: "a bonefied jerk".
 
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-06 11:43:53 AM
moothemagiccow: I-5 traffic is phenomenally terrible, but fark man, relax. Move closer to work.

Or just hit the slugline at any of the freeway transit centers...seriously, there's folks who don't want to wait for the bus who line up to team up with motorists who don't want to get stuck in general access on the freeway.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 04:01:48 PM
I would like to see HOV lane abuse be punishable by jail time.

I would also like to advise all I-5 drivers that if your vehicle is not capable of exceeding 55 mph, you should not ever be in the left lane. If there are two or more cars behind you and there is an open lane to your right, please merge right. This is true even if you think the people behind you are going too fast- let them go; they'll get a ticket and you can feel smug then.

Further, if it is raining or foggy, please turn on your headlights, even in the daytime, even if you can see in front of you clearly, not so that you can see, but so that others can see you. I cannot stress this point enough. You're not a ninja- you do not need to be invisible on the freeway.
 
rico567
2012-01-06 05:13:28 PM
The junior high principal in the town where I taught high school once loaded the biology lab skeleton into his car and drove around with it in the passenger seat. I never found out why, was kinda afraid to ask.

/CSB
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2012-01-06 05:37:14 PM
rico567: The junior high principal in the town where I taught high school once loaded the biology lab skeleton into his car and drove around with it in the passenger seat. I never found out why, was kinda afraid to ask.

/CSB

He was a junior high principal. He was probably just pretending to have a friend.
 
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-07 04:29:41 PM
FloydA: Further, if it is raining or foggy, please turn on your headlights, even in the daytime, even if you can see in front of you clearly, not so that you can see, but so that others can see you.

Not just a good idea, it's actually the law. I've got a 99 Malibu, it's actually impossible to turn the headlights off when the engine is running or the parking brake is released. Once the engine's running and the brake is off, the lights are on and they're staying on until the opposite is true.
 
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-07 04:30:31 PM
FloydA: rico567: The junior high principal in the town where I taught high school once loaded the biology lab skeleton into his car and drove around with it in the passenger seat. I never found out why, was kinda afraid to ask.

/CSB

He was a junior high principal. He was probably just pretending to have a friend.

Wow, that's cute and sad and Skinner all at once.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2012-01-08 07:14:58 PM
Baloo Uriza: FloydA: Further, if it is raining or foggy, please turn on your headlights, even in the daytime, even if you can see in front of you clearly, not so that you can see, but so that others can see you.

Not just a good idea, it's actually the law. I've got a 99 Malibu,

Wow, I have exactly the same car! Neat coincidence!
 
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-08 07:51:59 PM
FloydA: Baloo Uriza: FloydA: Further, if it is raining or foggy, please turn on your headlights, even in the daytime, even if you can see in front of you clearly, not so that you can see, but so that others can see you.

Not just a good idea, it's actually the law. I've got a 99 Malibu,

Wow, I have exactly the same car! Neat coincidence!

Not entirely; white Malibus with limousine tint windows are so common in the midwest I started carrying a GPS and marking where I parked on it because otherwise I'd spend all afternoon trying to figure out which car is mine...
 
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