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brigid_fitch

2012-01-05 01:44:22 PM

LOL--okay, that was funny

/The ads are the best part of Super Bowl

Sin_City_Superhero

2012-01-05 01:47:51 PM

brigid_fitch: /The ads are the best part of Super Bowl

I thought it was the "wardrobe malfunctions"?

GAT_00

2012-01-05 01:50:27 PM

I was waiting for the good part.

It delivered.

lokisbong

2012-01-05 01:56:26 PM

Yeah I laughed. LOL even.

DjangoStonereaver

2012-01-05 02:09:08 PM

Not amused with the submitter's opinions.

Shostie

2012-01-05 02:11:04 PM

For reference, the ingredients are:

Staff of Anubis
Philosopher Stone
Rubber hammer
Rubber nails
Moon rock salt
Archimedes screw
Harpsichord
Parachute
Blank
Bag of Holding
Cloud mist
Elven joy
Lucky penny
Love song
Erlenmeyer flask
Marcoscope
Sense of wonder
Blankety Blanks
Temporal Glitch
Haiku
Nods
Sweeps
Beeps
Deeps
Sneeps
Reeps
Winks
Memories
Fireballs
Congratulations
Laughter
Lightening
Laughter
Star dust
Rings of a tree
Mother's approval
Mountain air
Cheesiness
Inspiring footage
Smiles
Secret ingredient
Smell of morning
Love

Salt

GAT_00

2012-01-05 02:21:42 PM

Shostie: For reference, the ingredients are:

Staff of Anubis
Philosopher Stone
Rubber hammer
Rubber nails
Moon rock salt
Archimedes screw
Harpsichord
Parachute
Blank
Bag of Holding
Cloud mist
Elven joy
Lucky penny
Love song
Erlenmeyer flask
Marcoscope
Sense of wonder
Blankety Blanks
Temporal Glitch
Haiku
Nods
Sweeps
Beeps
Deeps
Sneeps
Reeps
Winks
Memories
Fireballs
Congratulations
Laughter
Lightening
Laughter
Star dust
Rings of a tree
Mother's approval
Mountain air
Cheesiness
Inspiring footage
Smiles
Secret ingredient
Smell of morning
Love

Salt

You're a little crazy, you know that right?

Shostie

2012-01-05 02:29:38 PM

GAT_00: Shostie: For reference, the ingredients are:

Staff of Anubis
Philosopher Stone
Rubber hammer
Rubber nails
Moon rock salt
Archimedes screw
Harpsichord
Parachute
Blank
Bag of Holding
Cloud mist
Elven joy
Lucky penny
Love song
Erlenmeyer flask
Marcoscope
Sense of wonder
Blankety Blanks
Temporal Glitch
Haiku
Nods
Sweeps
Beeps
Deeps
Sneeps
Reeps
Winks
Memories
Fireballs
Congratulations
Laughter
Lightening
Laughter
Star dust
Rings of a tree
Mother's approval
Mountain air
Cheesiness
Inspiring footage
Smiles
Secret ingredient
Smell of morning
Love

Salt

You're a little crazy, you know that right?

Just bored enough to type all that out from the video.

ThatGuyGreg

2012-01-05 03:36:43 PM

That was not bad, but it wasn't good either. Just meh. Certainly not good enough for rage of any kind.

JayR30

2012-01-05 03:38:34 PM

The sad part? While I would laugh at that during the Super Bowl, most of America wouldn't understand why he shouldn't be happy with just the gold.

PooPooUndies

2012-01-05 03:40:27 PM

ThatGuyGreg: That was not bad, but it wasn't good either. Just meh. Certainly not good enough for rage of any kind.

That was my opinion. Good setup, good concept, but it failed a little at the end. I was still impressed overall.

Perlin Noise

2012-01-05 03:41:57 PM

yeah ...that was actually a good one and I FLIPPING HATE commercials

envirovore

2012-01-05 03:42:09 PM

That was pretty funny.
Link gets bonus points for jabbing at Reddit-ers (Reddites?)

downstairs

2012-01-05 03:43:11 PM

The one that claims to be the winner (seems official to me) is quite cliche and lame:

Link (new window)

ShawnDoc

2012-01-05 03:44:49 PM

Wait, so was this rejected by TV network, or just one of the many fan submitted ads that didn't win the contest?

h2oincfs

2012-01-05 03:56:50 PM

"lightening", my all-time most-hated misspelling.

apologies if the required ingredient actually involves decreasing the weight of the doritos, or changes the shade of color of the doritos.

MadRocketScientist

2012-01-05 04:01:17 PM

Shostie

2012-01-05 04:04:04 PM

h2oincfs: "lightening", my all-time most-hated misspelling.

apologies if the required ingredient actually involves decreasing the weight of the doritos, or changes the shade of color of the doritos.

I double checked. "Lightening" was the ingredient listed.

starlost

2012-01-05 04:05:25 PM

yawn
if i was a brass balled pitchman and saw this i'd say changed it a bit. show real ingredients at a slightly slower speed and when it was punchline time show a competitors
product. 'oh jeez one of those formed mashed potatoe chip things again'. the bucket is filled with pretzels, potatoe chips, pringels, popcorn, etc...

karnal

2012-01-05 04:11:31 PM

was not funny

HaywoodJablonski

2012-01-05 04:16:53 PM

If you thought that was funny, there's a video of Yoda farting a few links down. Don't forget your nerf helmet

dahmers love zombie

2012-01-05 04:25:12 PM

Shostie: h2oincfs: "lightening", my all-time most-hated misspelling.

apologies if the required ingredient actually involves decreasing the weight of the doritos, or changes the shade of color of the doritos.

I double checked. "Lightening" was the ingredient listed.

The original commercial had the ingredient as "Darkening", but...you know...racism and all.

DamnYankees

2012-01-05 04:28:56 PM

Why was this rejected? Seems wholly unobjectionable.

downstairs

2012-01-05 04:29:03 PM

ShawnDoc: Wait, so was this rejected by TV network, or just one of the many fan submitted ads that didn't win the contest?

The latter.

URAPNIS

2012-01-05 04:29:10 PM

HaywoodJablonski: If you thought that was funny, there's a video of Yoda farting a few links down. Don't forget your nerf helmet

No comparison.

DeltaPunch

2012-01-05 04:30:07 PM

From 0:13 onward, he sounds exactly like Patton Oswalt.

downstairs

2012-01-05 04:30:19 PM

DamnYankees: Why was this rejected? Seems wholly unobjectionable.

"Rejected" isn't the best term. Its fan-submitted and it didn't win the contest. The winner(s) of the contest get their ads played on the SuperBowl.

DeltaPunch

2012-01-05 04:30:53 PM

URAPNIS: HaywoodJablonski: If you thought that was funny, there's a video of Yoda farting a few links down. Don't forget your nerf helmet

No comparison.

Agreed. That Yoda farting video had me in stitches.

serpent_sky

2012-01-05 04:36:13 PM

I laughed. It was genuinely a funny and quirky commercial. They should have gone with it.

dprathbun

2012-01-05 04:48:34 PM

MadRocketScientist: Shostie: For reference, the ingredients are:

Staff of Anubis
Philosopher Stone
Rubber hammer
Rubber nails
Moon rock salt
Archimedes screw
Harpsichord
Parachute
Blank
Bag of Holding
Cloud mist
Elven joy
Lucky penny
Love song
Erlenmeyer flask
Marcoscope
Sense of wonder
Blankety Blanks
Temporal Glitch
Haiku
Nods
Sweeps
Beeps
Deeps
Sneeps
Reeps
Winks
Memories
Fireballs
Congratulations
Laughter
Lightening
Laughter
Star dust
Rings of a tree
Mother's approval
Mountain air
Cheesiness
Inspiring footage
Smiles
Secret ingredient
Smell of morning
Love

Salt

I think I see why he kept making gold by mistake...the ingredients list above clearly excludes the unicorn tears, and there is a warning in the video not to make substitutions.

Well, get on it and let us know how it turns out, mkay?

Occam's Chainsaw

2012-01-05 05:06:10 PM

Shostie: Bag of Holding

*neeerds.jpg*

23FPB23

2012-01-05 06:40:13 PM

That was pretty dern funny. Any of you mehchinegunners wanna make a better entry and put it up here for us?

/go ahead

Ianman

2012-01-05 06:56:37 PM

MadRocketScientist: Shostie: For reference, the ingredients are:

Staff of Anubis
Philosopher Stone
Rubber hammer
Rubber nails
Moon rock salt
Archimedes screw
Harpsichord
Parachute
Blank
Bag of Holding
Cloud mist
Elven joy
Lucky penny
Love song
Erlenmeyer flask
Marcoscope
Sense of wonder
Blankety Blanks
Temporal Glitch
Haiku
Nods
Sweeps
Beeps
Deeps
Sneeps
Reeps
Winks
Memories
Fireballs
Congratulations
Laughter
Lightening
Laughter
Star dust
Rings of a tree
Mother's approval
Mountain air
Cheesiness
Inspiring footage
Smiles
Secret ingredient
Smell of morning
Love

Salt

I think I see why he kept making gold by mistake...the ingredients list above clearly excludes the unicorn tears, and there is a warning in the video not to make substitutions.

He didn't say to put the tears in, you just have to make it cry...

trippdogg

2012-01-05 08:06:29 PM

John Buck 41

2012-01-05 08:48:53 PM

If that's the best, I'll look forward to missing the actual aired spots even more than usual.

Ads suck.

Theaetetus

2012-01-05 10:25:55 PM

starlost: yawn
if i was a brass balled pitchman and saw this i'd say changed it a bit. show real ingredients at a slightly slower speed and when it was punchline time show a competitors
product. 'oh jeez one of those formed mashed potatoe chip things again'. the bucket is filled with pretzels, potatoe chips, pringels, popcorn, etc...

... don't give up your day job.

Jamdug!

2012-01-05 10:43:00 PM

That was actually pretty good.

Miss Stein

2012-01-05 11:57:18 PM

This was a finalist a few years ago (but didn't win), and still makes me laugh every time.

VvonderJesus

2012-01-06 12:03:59 AM

Either it wasn't funny, or I didn't get it.

Actually, both.

tillerman35

2012-01-06 12:16:12 AM

Miss Stein: This was a finalist a few years ago (but didn't win), and still makes me laugh every time.

Oh my. I did not expect that. I am posting this at just after midnight, and I think I woke the whole house up laughing.

Githerax

2012-01-06 12:16:28 AM

VvonderJesus: Either it wasn't funny, or I didn't get it.

Actually, both.

It's gold, Jerry. Gold!

Githerax

2012-01-06 12:18:36 AM

Shostie: For reference, the ingredients are:

Staff of Anubis

Which boss drops this item?

Peio

2012-01-06 12:40:30 AM

Miss Stein: This was a finalist a few years ago (but didn't win), and still makes me laugh every time.

That was funnier than the submitted link..though I guess I grinned a little at the other.

beta_plus

2012-01-06 12:48:11 AM

tillerman35: Miss Stein: This was a finalist a few years ago (but didn't win), and still makes me laugh every time.

Oh my. I did not expect that. I am posting this at just after midnight, and I think I woke the whole house up laughing.

I have no idea why, but that ad was hilarious.

joking_guy

2012-01-06 01:27:33 AM

Miss Stein: This was a finalist a few years ago (but didn't win), and still makes me laugh every time.

I lol'd. At Submitted video too.

I think anyone who says "OMG How Do People Think This Is Funny" should have to post a link to the funniest thing they have seen, so the rest of us can know what the cool kids are laughing at.

Wayne 985

2012-01-06 01:38:49 AM

Didn't smile once. Clever and kind of funny, but not in a "laugh out loud" way.

TV's Vinnie

2012-01-06 03:06:36 AM

Rejected?

/I'm the QUEEN of France!

lokisbong

2012-01-06 04:39:49 AM

joking_guy: Miss Stein: This was a finalist a few years ago (but didn't win), and still makes me laugh every time.

I lol'd. At Submitted video too.

I think anyone who says "OMG How Do People Think This Is Funny" should have to post a link to the funniest thing they have seen, so the rest of us can know what the cool kids are laughing at.

Heh. I laughed at both of the doritos videos. And I will still put my two cents down for funniest video I know of.
Safe Sex: Condom Head (new window) Probably not safe for work or children. lol

ArdRi6

2012-01-06 05:04:03 AM

It was funny. But there will be better ones during the events.

abhorrent1

2012-01-06 07:12:48 AM

That was pretty lame

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