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2012-01-05 02:19:24 PM
Everybody will Walk Ten Miles

A university education will be free to every man and woman



I appreciate your optimism, people of yesteryear.
 
2012-01-05 02:23:38 PM
Looking over them, I think they got barely 50% right.

Interesting that none of these ever predicted that magazines and newspapers would become nearly obsolete ;)
 
2012-01-05 02:25:08 PM
Not a bad imagination, but a pretty poor hit rate. Still, 100 years is a tough span to guess.
 
2012-01-05 02:25:12 PM
Also, I see I was promised apple-sized strawberries and raspberries. Alas.
 
2012-01-05 02:26:13 PM
imagine what we'll know tomorrow....
 
2012-01-05 02:28:33 PM
Theaetetus: Not a bad imagination, but a pretty poor hit rate. Still, 100 years is a tough span to guess.

That is what I was thinking.... this thread is green.... let's all make predictions here about 2110 and maybe someone will dig up this thread then and laugh at us.

/as they get this thread transmitted directly into their brains
 
2012-01-05 02:29:25 PM
Pretty good for 100 years ago. Also, I love the prediction for a series of tubes.
 
2012-01-05 02:32:08 PM
dletter: Theaetetus: Not a bad imagination, but a pretty poor hit rate. Still, 100 years is a tough span to guess.

That is what I was thinking.... this thread is green.... let's all make predictions here about 2110 and maybe someone will dig up this thread then and laugh at us.

/as they get this thread transmitted directly into their brains


The world will be largely uninhabitable since even geoengineering can't bring the temperatures more than 2 degrees above the pre-Industrial era. If we get fusion, things might not be that bad. If we don't, we'll be living in a fairly squalid world.
 
2012-01-05 02:35:14 PM
500 million people in the US - FAIL
The American will be taller - What a shocking prediction, people in 1900 were taller than people in 1800
There will be no C, Q, or X - FAIL
Hot and cold air from spigots - FAIL
No mosquitoes nor flies - FAIL
Ready cooked meal paragraph - FAIL
No food will be exposed - FAIL
Coal prediction - OK
There will be no street cars and cities will be free of all noises - FAIL
Photographs will be telegraphed - OK

I'm not doing them all, but he got more wrong than right. I'd say 80-20.
 
2012-01-05 02:43:36 PM
Walker: 500 million people in the US - FAIL
The American will be taller - What a shocking prediction, people in 1900 were taller than people in 1800
There will be no C, Q, or X - FAIL
Hot and cold air from spigots - FAIL
No mosquitoes nor flies - FAIL
Ready cooked meal paragraph - FAIL
No food will be exposed - FAIL
Coal prediction - OK
There will be no street cars and cities will be free of all noises - FAIL
Photographs will be telegraphed - OK

I'm not doing them all, but he got more wrong than right. I'd say 80-20.


I think you are being a bit too literal in your judging here.... remember, there was no "Home heating/cooling" systems in 1900 beyond throwing logs into the fireplace and running a ceiling fan if you were rich.... so, yes, we don't get it from "spigots", but, they were basically just predicting that by now we'd have some "automatic" way to regulate temperature in the home, which we certainly do now. Although, they predicted no chimneys, not predicting that people would just want them for show.

"Ready cooked meals".... um, isn't that just them predicting fast food? So, they basically got that one right.... remember, in 1900 you didn't even have the concept of the grocery store like we have today.

There really boned on the "noiseless city" though.
 
2012-01-05 02:47:33 PM
Prediction #22: Store Purchases by Tube

They new about the intertubes!?
 
2012-01-05 02:49:05 PM
Walker: 500 million people in the US - FAIL
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Fail at reading comprehension. It said 350m-500m and was pretty close. In 2000 it was 284m, today it is 312m which means he was pretty spot on. If it weren't for those pesky wars we might have made it.
 
2012-01-05 02:49:46 PM
dletter: "Ready cooked meals".... um, isn't that just them predicting fast food? So, they basically got that one right.... remember, in 1900 you didn't even have the concept of the grocery store like we have today.

That or microwaves. I gave that one a yes.
 
2012-01-05 02:56:35 PM
Walker: Ready cooked meal paragraph - FAIL

Burger King, Boston Market and Dominos (meal by food carriage section) would like an apology from you.
 
2012-01-05 03:01:00 PM
Air-Ships, Fortresses on Wheels- accomplished only a few decades later.
To England in Two Days- Try 8 hours.
Automobiles cheaper than horses - it looks to me like horses and cars share about the same price spread between "Used" and "New". Link
 
2012-01-05 03:03:22 PM
"Cars will be cheaper than horses." Nope, but horses will only be worth their export value for slaughter.
 
2012-01-05 03:05:34 PM
Women will openly serve in the Military

Wow, it got this one right.
 
2012-01-05 03:05:55 PM
Store Purchases by Tube- this kind of prediction usually involved sending the order form and money THROUGH the tube as well. Intertubes jokes aside, paypal + UPS is pretty much the same.
 
2012-01-05 03:07:40 PM
Those seem no better than any other predictions from that time... that is to say about 20% correct.

I still love reading this stuff.
 
2012-01-05 03:08:21 PM
She said strawberries as big as apples twice.

/She really likes strawberries as big as apples
 
2012-01-05 03:09:19 PM
Sybarite: Everybody will Walk Ten Miles

In a year.

Total.

Mostly all miles will be around the all-you-can-eat buffet steam trays.
 
2012-01-05 03:17:25 PM
This one took me from "Meh, stabs in the dark" to "Okay, someone put some thought into this":

Prediction #7: There will be air-ships, but they will not successfully compete with surface cars and water vessels for passenger or freight traffic. They will be maintained as deadly war-vessels by all military nations. Some will transport men and goods. Others will be used by scientists making observations at great heights above the earth.

Considering the Wright brothers didn't get off the ground until 1903, this was pretty prescient. He figured there'd be some air travel but it wouldn't be the most prominent method. Cars are still the most popular for domestic travel & transporting freight via railroad, truck, or boat is still used more often than air.

Prediction #10: Man will See Around the World. Persons and things of all kinds will be brought within focus of cameras connected electrically with screens at opposite ends of circuits, thousands of miles at a span. American audiences in their theatres will view upon huge curtains before them the coronations of kings in Europe or the progress of battles in the Orient. The instrument bringing these distant scenes to the very doors of people will be connected with a giant telephone apparatus transmitting each incidental sound in its appropriate place. Thus the guns of a distant battle will be heard to boom when seen to blaze, and thus the lips of a remote actor or singer will be heard to utter words or music when seen to move.

Not a bad prediction of TV. Considering that only rudimentary radio over long distances was premiered at the Chicago World's Fair in 1895, that's a pretty good extrapolation.
 
2012-01-05 03:18:04 PM
DarnoKonrad: "Cars will be cheaper than horses." Nope, but horses will only be worth their export value for slaughter.

Note that it was cheaper than horses were "today" (aka back then.) I'm not sure about the price of a horse, but you can get a beater car pretty cheap these days.
 
2012-01-05 03:18:56 PM
Walker: 500 million people in the US - FAIL

I'd give him a partial on this one... He didn't say 500 million in the US, he said 350 million-500 million in "American and its possessions". There's currently 307 million in the US, Puerto Rico has another 4 million, and Guam and the rest total about a million. He thought there'd be more states/possessions, but even without them, we're pretty close.
 
2012-01-05 03:19:49 PM
brigid_fitch: Thus the guns of a distant battle will be heard to boom when seen to blaze

He also seems to have got Hollywood's understanding of the speed of sound correct.
 
2012-01-05 03:24:19 PM
If you rank all the vegetation related ones into one category, its like 80% accurate...with a bit of imagination. Not bad.

At least they didn't predict flying horseless carriages or some other fantastical crap.
 
2012-01-05 03:28:07 PM
The trip from suburban home to office will require a few minutes only. A penny will pay the fare.

I wish.
 
2012-01-05 03:32:18 PM
Theaetetus: Walker: 500 million people in the US - FAIL

I'd give him a partial on this one... He didn't say 500 million in the US, he said 350 million-500 million in "American and its possessions". There's currently 307 million in the US, Puerto Rico has another 4 million, and Guam and the rest total about a million. He thought there'd be more states/possessions, but even without them, we're pretty close.



Well, we did control the Philippines in 1900. That's another 94 mil right there.
 
2012-01-05 03:33:02 PM
"No mosquitos or flies".


Screw flying cars, let's make this Priority One, people.
 
2012-01-05 03:33:42 PM
Can we get on with killing off the mosquitoes already?
 
2012-01-05 03:34:25 PM
VaportrailFilms: "No mosquitos or flies".


Screw flying cars, let's make this Priority One, people.


Missed it by 40 seconds.
 
2012-01-05 03:34:32 PM
Walker: 500 million people in the US - FAIL

Quote the article : "There will probably be from 350,000,000 to 500,000,000 people in America and its possessions..."

Current projections put America's population at 312,000,000. If one factors in the number not living because of abortions, then they almost hit the low end accurately. It looks more like reading comprehension fail than prediction fail.
 
2012-01-05 03:34:58 PM
English will be a language of condensed words expressing condensed ideas, and will be more extensively spoken than any other.

ORLY?
 
2012-01-05 03:37:42 PM
dletter: Also, I see I was promised apple-sized strawberries and raspberries. Alas.

While maybe not the size of a standard apple, some strawberries DO get pretty big. Observe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72p4Nt8Umq0

// Yes, I'm aware of the state of my hair and the poster/print in the background. Try to concentrate on the size of the strawberry.
 
2012-01-05 03:38:50 PM
Prediction #17: The people of tomorrow will derive both transportation and entertainment from planks of metal, similar to carts, that levitate in the air and provide locomotion.

Unfortunately, we're still waiting, past scientist.
 
2012-01-05 03:39:34 PM
Walker: 500 million people in the US - FAIL
The American will be taller - What a shocking prediction, people in 1900 were taller than people in 1800
There will be no C, Q, or X - FAIL
Hot and cold air from spigots - FAIL
No mosquitoes nor flies - FAIL
Ready cooked meal paragraph - FAIL
No food will be exposed - FAIL
Coal prediction - OK
There will be no street cars and cities will be free of all noises - FAIL
Photographs will be telegraphed - OK

I'm not doing them all, but he got more wrong than right. I'd say 80-20.


If you think the "Hot and cold air from spigots" and the "Ready cooked meals" bits are FAIL, you're reading them far too literally.

Think central heating/air and TV dinners.
 
2012-01-05 03:42:03 PM
Raoul Eaton: English will be a language of condensed words expressing condensed ideas, and will be more extensively spoken than any other.

ORLY?


LOL! WTF? FAIL!
 
2012-01-05 03:42:57 PM
Walker: Hot and cold air from spigots - FAIL

Really? I get hot and cold air from vents in my floors, fully controlled by me from a thermostat. It's not literally a spigot, but functionally it is pretty much identical to the description. I'd have to give that one the thumbs up.
 
2012-01-05 03:43:48 PM
If they could only make a Honey Crisp apple the size of a basket ball.
 
2012-01-05 03:44:31 PM
Walker: No food will be exposed - FAIL

Have you been to, oh I don't know, any store that sells food?
 
2012-01-05 03:46:11 PM
Can I call BS on this? It just seems like it was written to sound like it was written a long time ago.
 
2012-01-05 03:47:22 PM
The term "hello girl" amuses me greatly.
 
rpm
2012-01-05 03:47:35 PM
buck1138: Walker: No food will be exposed - FAIL

Have you been to, oh I don't know, any store that sells food?


Have you? Still exposed in the produce department.
 
2012-01-05 03:48:15 PM
Imperialism: Can I call BS on this? It just seems like it was written to sound like it was written a long time ago.

The one term that really made me suspicious was "wireless." Is there any way that term existed in 1900?
 
2012-01-05 03:48:26 PM
I have a prediction for 2100 - relative silence with a distinct lack of society and a pervading sense of extinction.
 
2012-01-05 03:48:46 PM
Prediction #2: The American will be taller by from one to two inches. His increase of stature will result from better health, due to vast reforms in medicine, sanitation, food and athletics. He will live fifty years instead of thirty-five as at present - for he will reside in the suburbs.

At first I was pretty certain the term suburb did not exist in 1900, but then I looked it up. According to wiki, its origins are in 14th century english. Huh.
 
rpm
2012-01-05 03:49:43 PM
Sybarite: Everybody will Walk Ten Miles

A university education will be free to every man and woman


I appreciate your optimism, people of yesteryear.


Agreed with your first one.

They were right on the second
 
2012-01-05 03:49:44 PM
buck1138: Walker: No food will be exposed - FAIL

Have you been to, oh I don't know, any store that sells food?


Again, I think that is someone not thinking about how food was sold in 1900.... most everything was basically in big barrels with a scoop, and you just told the store owner how much you wanted and he put it in some burlap sacks for you.

So, the concept of 99% of things being sold prepackaged in cans and boxes was still far off. So, yes, people still sell food that is "exposed" (produce, etc), but, the modern concept of a grocery store was basically "science fiction" at that point.
 
2012-01-05 03:50:01 PM
In the year 2100 you'll be able to use Fark on Netflix. The unibrow will be fashionable with both women and men, but all other body hair will be eliminated. We'll have engine-less cars. You'll be able to communicate with dolphins in Esperanto. A single bottle of beer will contain several distinct microbrews that replenish via a USB connection. Chaps will be eliminated from ass-less chaps.
 
2012-01-05 03:50:06 PM
9 & 10 are the internet we are using right now. .
The last one is almost word for word the same as an add for a personal hydro-foil you can buy today.
I actually did a double take on the last prediction because it matched the ads so closely.
 
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