FARK.com: (6861445) January is National Birth Defect Prevention month. Luckily for Farkers, you can get your daily requirement of folic acid from the orange juice in your average screwdriver

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(Some Guy)		January is National Birth Defect Prevention month. Luckily for Farkers, you can get your daily requirement of folic acid from the orange juice in your average screwdriver (nbdpn.org)		26
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Cagey B

2012-01-05 01:44:12 PM

Let the indiscriminate falcon punches commence.

Because People in power are Stupid

2012-01-05 03:42:11 PM

Prevents clothes from laying on the floor.

RockChalkH1N1

2012-01-05 03:43:29 PM

I can drink to that

rubi_con_man

2012-01-05 03:44:58 PM

You know , abstinence also prevents babies with birth defects.

TravisBickle62

2012-01-05 03:45:52 PM

If you kick a pregnant woman really hard in the gut .....

BurnShrike

2012-01-05 03:46:21 PM

January is National Birth Defect Prevention month.

So if your mom got knocked up in February, you're farked.

Koalaesq

2012-01-05 03:50:36 PM

Reminds me of This gem (new window) I read today. Take away line from the article: "This pregnancy is making my nerves bad. I need a blunt."

Infobahn

2012-01-05 03:51:39 PM

And this is why I support the March of Dimes.

http://www.teamandy.org (new window)

FREDIOHEAD

2012-01-05 03:51:45 PM

People who read Fark are like totally the most hard core drinkers. And Total Farkers, we wont even go there.

BurnShrike

2012-01-05 03:52:23 PM

Infobahn: And this is why I support the March of Dimes.

http://www.teamandy.org (new window)

Curing Gingervitis?

utah dude

2012-01-05 03:53:45 PM

FAS FAS totally subby. subby. funny, 'cause yah funny, is totally yah 'cause is FAS 'cause totally yah subby. is funny,

Stephen_Falken

2012-01-05 03:55:08 PM

Lone Stranger

2012-01-05 03:56:15 PM

Englebert Slaptyback

2012-01-05 04:09:42 PM

"... But don't chicken out halfway through or you'll end up with Chris."

RexTalionis

2012-01-05 04:18:19 PM

Koalaesq: Reminds me of This gem (new window) I read today. Take away line from the article: "This pregnancy is making my nerves bad. I need a blunt."

Reminds me of the girl I have on facebook (I knew her from JROTC in High School) who posted, while she was 6 months pregnant with her newest kid, that nobody is going to be able to get her to stop smoking.

here to help

2012-01-05 04:23:36 PM

/sorry
//feeling jerky today

The Blind Fury

2012-01-05 04:36:15 PM

rubi_con_man: You know , abstinence also prevents babies with birth defects.

That's too hard for most people.

dready zim

2012-01-05 04:41:01 PM

The Blind Fury: rubi_con_man: You know , abstinence also prevents babies with birth defects.

That's too hard for most people.

yeah, why did god give us contraception?

NobleHam

2012-01-05 04:51:50 PM

Don't forget, you're smoking for two now. A pack a day's not enough.

americangame

2012-01-05 05:14:26 PM

So can I use any screwdriver or should I go with Craftsman?

FunkOut

2012-01-05 05:55:30 PM

Vodka & orange juice is my all purpose cold, flu, and sore throat medication.

Cyno01

2012-01-05 06:07:54 PM

FunkOut: Vodka & orange juice is my all purpose cold, flu, and sore throat medication.

When im really sick i swap the vodak w/ cherry nyquil and throw in a can of diet 7up for extra fluids. 2 of those will have you on your ass.

seancakes

2012-01-05 09:13:03 PM

"Usually, pregnant drinking is bad; sometimes it's a great idea!" (new window)

FloydA

2012-01-05 09:35:02 PM

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