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(Washington Post) Sick Did you enjoy your lunch? Good. Let's talk about your grandma's sex life   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 25
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darkhorse23 [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 01:53:56 PM
Bwahahahaaaaa for me, sex is a hundred times more intense than it was when I was 30, and with the same guy 30 years later. Give a guy a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a guy how to go down the right way and lord have mercy, he'll eat for a lifetime!

EW OLD LADY SEX EW EW EW
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 01:54:01 PM
Every time I ask Grandpa what it tastes like when he's eating Grandma out, he always shakes his head and says "Depends."
 
darkhorse23 [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 02:07:23 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Every time I ask Grandpa what it tastes like when he's eating Grandma out, he always shakes his head and says "Depends."

Hahahahahaaaaaa tasted more like onions
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
Cagey B
2012-01-05 02:20:14 PM
The advantage to sex with the elderly is that specialized interests can be indulged more easily. Into breath play? Easy to reach dials on an oxygen tank. Water sports? These ladies couldn't hold it back if they tried. Ever dreamed of farking one of the California Raisins? Welcome to Shangri-La, my friend.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 02:36:47 PM
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Honest Bender
2012-01-05 02:50:14 PM
My grandmothers are dead, you sick fark! That's just... disrespectful!

/necrophilia
 
Slaves2Darkness
2012-01-05 02:53:51 PM
My grandma was a whore, so you know her sex life was varied. She did give me this piece of advise "Get your self a fat girl, women all feel the same in the dark and fat girls are easy."
 
LeroyBourne
2012-01-05 03:02:44 PM
I use to describe "hot girls" on a certain scale. Would I fark her in front of my grandma, or not.
/LOOK GRANDMA!!!! SHE'S HOT!!
//now I'm disturbed that g-ma would coach me
 
Lone Stranger
2012-01-05 03:03:19 PM
Just blow the dust off, wipe away the cobwebs and have you some real fun with Granny!
 
BraveNewCheneyWorld
2012-01-05 03:07:54 PM
Now or back in the day, subby? Because I have to say, If I found myself time-traveling in a DeLorean back to her prom, I'd prolly not have the reaction Marty McFly did. Is that wrong? Should I not have said that out loud?
 
Der Poopflinger
2012-01-05 03:13:33 PM
I tried to talk to her about it, but she said it was a show and tell kind of thing
 
crankybass
2012-01-05 03:19:27 PM
It's because we have much lower expectations.
 
No Such Agency
2012-01-05 03:26:03 PM
Man up Farkers. When you're 80, if you are lucky enough not to be living alone in a flophouse with your collection of Mass Effect action figures, and if you're not totally impotent... guess who you'll be having sex with? Yeah, that's right, "old ladies".
 
russlar
2012-01-05 03:43:11 PM
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Tell Me How My Blog Tastes [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 03:46:55 PM
No Such Agency: Man up Farkers. When you're 80, if you are lucky enough not to be living alone in a flophouse with your collection of Mass Effect action figures, and if you're not totally impotent... guess who you'll be having sex with? Yeah, that's right, "old ladies".

Even if I'm impotent I'll be having sex with many beautiful ladies.
 
Slaves2Darkness
2012-01-05 03:55:02 PM
No Such Agency: Man up Farkers. When you're 80, if you are lucky enough not to be living alone in a flophouse with your collection of Mass Effect action figures, and if you're not totally impotent... guess who you'll be having sex with? Yeah, that's right, "old ladies".

Not me man, I'm working on cloning. Me I'm going to be assholes to elbows deep in sheep.
 
xaks
2012-01-05 04:16:01 PM
Slaves2Darkness: No Such Agency: Man up Farkers. When you're 80, if you are lucky enough not to be living alone in a flophouse with your collection of Mass Effect action figures, and if you're not totally impotent... guess who you'll be having sex with? Yeah, that's right, "old ladies".

Not me man, I'm working on cloning. Me I'm going to be assholes to elbows deep in sheep.

So, it'll be like any other Saturday night in Texas?
 
Vacation Bible School
2012-01-05 04:37:10 PM
Grandma's creamy potato chowder?
 
Mr_Fabulous
2012-01-05 04:46:30 PM
Today is my 49th birthday.

Tonight, I plan to have intimate relations with my 48-year-old wife. And I am genuinely looking forward to it. But I have to wonder... how many more years will that be true?
 
Spartan Dave
2012-01-05 05:45:04 PM
Mr_Fabulous: Today is my 49th birthday.

Tonight, I plan to have intimate relations with my 48-year-old wife. And I am genuinely looking forward to it. But I have to wonder... how many more years will that be true?

I'm 70 & my wife is 68. We still do the deed once a week, so you've got quite a while to go yet.
 
Zoidfarb
2012-01-05 05:59:36 PM
BraveNewCheneyWorld: Now or back in the day, subby? Because I have to say, If I found myself time-traveling in a DeLorean back to her prom, I'd prolly not have the reaction Marty McFly did. Is that wrong? Should I not have said that out loud?

pool.theinfosphere.org

How about these cookies, sugar?

/hot like your grandmother
 
penguin31
2012-01-05 06:00:13 PM
Anyone lucky enough to make it to that age still coherent to know and want a good fark deserves it. If granny and gramps want to get their business on, more power to 'em.

/When 70+ (or 80+) you reach, look so good you will not.
 
Ray_Peranus
2012-01-05 06:19:35 PM
So I was performing cunnilingus on my grandmother the other day and actually ended up sucking out a dozen oysters... I was like perplexed because I had put in thirteen.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 06:42:43 PM
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Oh grandma! It feels so good!
 
dstanley [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 08:44:39 PM
"Dear Abby. I am an 81-year old grandmother of four and have turned to self-gratification..."

/still can't get that out of my head
 
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