At his court appearance Bower told Lehigh County Judge Robert Steinberg he's a changed man since he stopped drinking. He says he's pursuing his General Educational Development diploma after dropping out of high school.

Bower still faces case on charges including resisting arrest, escape and public drunkenness in neighboring Berks County.


This guy has a bright future in Pennslyvania state politics.

He's one religious conversion away from being president.*

*If his family is rich and/or connected, which I'm assuming it is if he won an election at 19.

Didn't the Mayor tells this kid to resign? That's gonna be one frosty council chamber..

People in this town elected a high school dropout to their council? It must really be a Republican community.

At least he didn't drive her off a bridge and let her drown.

Cagey B: At his court appearance Bower told Lehigh County Judge Robert Steinberg he's a changed man since he stopped drinking. He says he's pursuing his General Educational Development diploma after dropping out of high school.

Bower still faces case on charges including resisting arrest, escape and public drunkenness in neighboring Berks County.


This guy has a bright future in Pennslyvania state politics.

That is what stuck out for me. The asshole doesn't even have a high school diploma. Who in the hell are these people that voted for him?

He took care of so much on just one trip to the courthouse! That's what it takes to get the government working again!

Future Congressman. I'll bet he jumps to national politics by the time he's 30.

RedPhoenix122

FTFM, because I'm an ass.


Do you even know what FTFM means?

And now he'll throw a brick through the window of social injustices, and slip out of the handcuffs of a poor economy. You've got my vote, out-of-control kid!

Sybarite: [static.tvguide.com image 210x305]

Ice town costs ice clown his town crown.

Wardrobe_Malfunction: People in this town elected a high school dropout to their council? It must really be a Republican community.

He's a Democrat.

Honestly, this probably one of the saner politicians we have all things said and done.

erewhon: Wardrobe_Malfunction: People in this town elected a high school dropout to their council? It must really be a Republican community.

He's a Democrat.

Well, yeah. They did say girlfriend after all.

Finally, a politiican that delivers!

Damn, that kid is advanced. He's already working on his politicianing doctorate thesis.

Alburtis has a farking council?

Alburtis?

I don't think Alburtis has any stoplights.

I'd vote for him over Corbett.

Got my vote!

If we vote based on who we'd rather have a beer with, he'll be president by age 35

I know it is said about many states - but PA is due for it's own tag

ProfessorOhki: erewhon: Wardrobe_Malfunction: People in this town elected a high school dropout to their council? It must really be a Republican community.

He's a Democrat.

Well, yeah. They did say girlfriend after all.

But it also says HE had a girlfriend, not SHE had a girlfriend so that would mean there was a chance it was a Republican. Other than that, his behavior is pure Democrat.

As a recently elected, and somewhat young, city councilman, I'm getting a kick out of these replies some really good ideas from this guy.

Came for Mooseport reference, leaving disappointed.

Jetty Cat Army: As a recently elected, and somewhat young, city councilman, I'm getting a kick out of these replies some really good ideas from this guy.

How hard was it to get elected?

First order of business

BE IT RESOLVED that FAST FIVE is the most awesome movie ever and January 31 will hereafter be known as VIN DIESEL DAY and schools will be closed in observance.

Florida scoffs at your antics young man.

/When does Pa. get a a tag??

erewhon: Wardrobe_Malfunction: People in this town elected a high school dropout to their council? It must really be a Republican community.

He's a Democrat.

Ummm well something something something want to kill old people and starve little kids something something Bush mumble illegal war mumble ....

white boy got skillz, yo

In this day and age, how do people slip out of handcuffs? It seems like the basic handcuff technology is pretty solid, and applying them securely to a suspect seems like a straightforward process. Do some suspects just have an unusual hand structure that makes it almost as narrow as their wrist? Are cops leaving them too loose out of fear of harm to suspects/civil liability? Is there some sort of secret defect in handcuff technology? Can somebody more in tune with the criminal element explain this to me?

Cagey B: At his court appearance Bower told Lehigh County Judge Robert Steinberg he's a changed man since he stopped drinking. He says he's pursuing his General Educational Development diploma after dropping out of high school.

Bower still faces case on charges including resisting arrest, escape and public drunkenness in neighboring Berks County.


This guy has a bright future in Pennslyvania state politics.

This.

"As the first black female head of the Ku Klux Klan, I would just like to say AMERICA STINKS!"

Norv Turner: Jetty Cat Army: As a recently elected, and somewhat young, city councilman, I'm getting a kick out of these replies some really good ideas from this guy.

How hard was it to get elected?

I lost 2 years ago when I ran, but then got appointed to a vacant seat mid-way through last year and ran unopposed last November. So, not really very hard. Our city only has 3,000 people, so most elections are uncontested.

\Now if you'll excuse me, I need to buy some bricks and vodak...

Algebrat:

Election Results

This kid won his seat with 136 votes. Just for the perspective, back when I was his age, I got 137 votes out of my joke campaign for Carnegie Mellon student body president, and that was barely good enough for 4th place.

He finished 4th, too. Out of 4 candidates. For 4 positions. Give the Alburtian voters some slack.

BigNumber12: Englebert Slaptyback: RedPhoenix122

FTFM, because I'm an ass.

Do you even know what FTFM means?

Flying Total Fark MonsterMonkeys?

FTFM.