Ugly ass-pics? No thanks.

I would not eat leopard eggs and ham. I would not eat them, Sam-I-Am

DarkJohnson: Looks like chocolate covered bacon (with sprinkles) to me, are they leaner than regular pork?

Looks delicious!

DarkJohnson: Looks like chocolate covered bacon (with sprinkles) to me, are they leaner than regular pork?

mmmm...pork's answer to veal.

FTFA:

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Tapirs and severed unclaimed legs. I see the connection.

I hear that eating tapir can be slimming.

The street I grew up on was Tapir Circle so I always knew what these funky looking things were. They have them on display at the Santa Barbara zoo.

/csb

What an ugly ass adult taper might look like.

gulogulo: FTFA:

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Tapirs and severed unclaimed legs. I see the connection.

This is relevant to my interests.

Loves cuddly baby tapirs:

DirkTheDaring: Loves cuddly baby tapirs:
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Came here to do this.

I didn't know they were endangered. That pisses me off.

Ergonomics is the "Tampa Zoo"??

"The newborn received her first check up by the Zoo's veterinarian this week where she was discovered to be a female..."

Not to be too nit picky, but by announcing HER first check up, do we really need to clarify that she was discovered to be a female as well? I thought the gendered pronoun kinda gave it away.

/pedantic
//baby tapirs are adorable

tmo10: serpent_sky: I want a job where I go and do my routine work and am greeted by a baby tapir.

that would be the shiat, wouldn't it?

A lady at the Oklahoma City Zoo had that job. Until momma tapir ripped her arm off (new window).

gunther_bumpass: I didn't know they were endangered. That pisses me off.

Yes, their numbers are...aw crap I can't do it.

Badafuco: The street I grew up on was Tapir Circle so I always knew what these funky looking things were. They have them on display at the Santa Barbara zoo.

/csb

Tapir Circle - I know where that is. I have seen the ones at the SB zoo as well.

Who was the comedian who observed the tasty animals are never endangered?

Bambi-pig.

/Alpacas are just more concealable llamas.

It's a watermelon with legs!

Tapirs: experts at farting in pools

/it's true

AngryPanda: DirkTheDaring: Loves cuddly baby tapirs:
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Came here to do this.

Me too!

gunther_bumpass: I didn't know they were endangered. That pisses me off.

Yes, their numbers are tapering off....

Mmmmm.

Kubrick Liked Tapir too..

Came here for the Hannelore, was not disappointed.

Teacup Tapir, there is no way I can ever be with you... Right now