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		Kim Kardashian to be immortalized as a Barbie doll. "Urination Action" Ray J sold separately (starpulse.com)		71
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rudemix

2012-01-05 12:58:16 PM

Talk about toys imitating life. Misproportioned, empty headed and plastic. The girl is the paradigm for barbies.

Apos

2012-01-05 12:59:34 PM

Bleached Anus Barbie collection?

Surly U. Jest

2012-01-05 01:01:41 PM

Will contain less plastic than Kim Kardashian

Freakin Rican

2012-01-05 01:05:36 PM

ray j didnt do the peeing subby. that was r. kelly. we did the praying for omarion

oldfarthenry

2012-01-05 01:08:14 PM

Look at the size of that turd-cutter, Barb!

You need a safety harness to back-tag that, Ken!

FinFangFark

2012-01-05 01:11:35 PM

Freakin Rican: ray j didnt do the peeing subby. that was r. kelly. we did the praying for omarion

Subby is referring to the rumor that her dull sex video was actually cut. She agreed to let it distribute as long as they took out a major part...where Ray J releases a stream of built up Mountain Dew on Kim.

Barricaded Gunman

2012-01-05 01:13:55 PM

FinFangFark: Subby is referring to the rumor that her dull sex video was actually cut. She agreed to let it distribute as long as they took out a major part...where Ray J releases a stream of built up Mountain Dew on Kim.

This is in NO WAY a bookmark.

Rent Party

2012-01-05 01:17:32 PM

I guess I don't understand the origins of this meme. I've seen the tape. There is no peeing involved.

AbiNormal

2012-01-05 01:18:25 PM

That doll's gonna be all ass.

NeedlesslyCanadian

2012-01-05 01:23:33 PM

Rent Party: I guess I don't understand the origins of this meme. I've seen the tape. There is no peeing involved.

^ This.

skinink

2012-01-05 01:27:30 PM

I forget, is this the Kardashian who's a Sasquatch?

barefoot in the head

2012-01-05 01:31:03 PM

Malibutt Barbie?

buck1138

2012-01-05 01:45:23 PM

skinink: I forget, is this the Kardashian who's a Sasquatch?

Lucas owns the name and likeness rights to Khloe.

paygun

2012-01-05 01:45:41 PM

datass.jpg

HulkHands

2012-01-05 01:50:41 PM

skinink: I forget, is this the Kardashian who's a Sasquatch?

No, Kim's the one with the big butt, this is the Barbie doll of Khloe:

images.starpulse.com

Cyno01

2012-01-05 02:03:59 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: Rent Party: I guess I don't understand the origins of this meme. I've seen the tape. There is no peeing involved.

^ This.

I think people are confusing it (possibly deliberately?) with the R Kelly tape.

Freakin Rican

2012-01-05 02:09:51 PM

FinFangFark: Freakin Rican: ray j didnt do the peeing subby. that was r. kelly. we did the praying for omarion

Subby is referring to the rumor that her dull sex video was actually cut. She agreed to let it distribute as long as they took out a major part...where Ray J releases a stream of built up Mountain Dew on Kim.

HAHAHA!! no way? i never heard of that. hey more you know.

carry on subby!!

oh..i used to pee on my ex's leg in the shower when she was rinsing out her hair. cant stand her!

eddievercetti

2012-01-05 02:11:40 PM

HulkHands: skinink: I forget, is this the Kardashian who's a Sasquatch?

No, Kim's the one with the big butt, this is the Barbie doll of Khloe:

[images.starpulse.com image 400x562]

And here's the Kourtney doll,

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MagSeven

2012-01-05 02:21:59 PM

Freakin Rican: FinFangFark: Freakin Rican: ray j didnt do the peeing subby. that was r. kelly. we did the praying for omarion

Subby is referring to the rumor that her dull sex video was actually cut. She agreed to let it distribute as long as they took out a major part...where Ray J releases a stream of built up Mountain Dew on Kim.

HAHAHA!! no way? i never heard of that. hey more you know.

carry on subby!!

oh..i used to pee on my ex's leg in the shower when she was rinsing out her hair. cant stand her!

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

Phineas J Whoopee

2012-01-05 02:22:07 PM

Rent Party: I guess I don't understand the origins of this meme. I've seen the tape. There is no peeing involved.

Came here to say that...mostly.

Freakin Rican

2012-01-05 02:32:21 PM

MagSeven: Freakin Rican: FinFangFark: Freakin Rican: ray j didnt do the peeing subby. that was r. kelly. we did the praying for omarion

Subby is referring to the rumor that her dull sex video was actually cut. She agreed to let it distribute as long as they took out a major part...where Ray J releases a stream of built up Mountain Dew on Kim.

HAHAHA!! no way? i never heard of that. hey more you know.

carry on subby!!

oh..i used to pee on my ex's leg in the shower when she was rinsing out her hair. cant stand her!

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

i used to do it all the time. seriously. she never knew. hot water, hot pee. revenge is/was mine

tallguywithglasseson

2012-01-05 02:33:16 PM

Rent Party: I guess I don't understand the origins of this meme. I've seen the tape. There is no peeing involved.

Ray J and R Kelly are both black guys who made sex tapes so people get them confused? I dunno.

karnal

2012-01-05 02:35:46 PM

Freakin Rican

MagSeven: Freakin Rican: FinFangFark: Freakin Rican: ray j didnt do the peeing subby. that was r. kelly. we did the praying for omarion

Subby is referring to the rumor that her dull sex video was actually cut. She agreed to let it distribute as long as they took out a major part...where Ray J releases a stream of built up Mountain Dew on Kim.

HAHAHA!! no way? i never heard of that. hey more you know.

carry on subby!!

oh..i used to pee on my ex's leg in the shower when she was rinsing out her hair. cant stand her!

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

i used to do it all the time. seriously. she never knew. hot water, hot pee. revenge is/was mine

I've peed on your ex before too - you're right....good clean fun.

/she said my hose way bigger

ultradeeg

2012-01-05 02:44:51 PM

now with prepubescent vibrating head action. stimulate yourself into a numb bag of COCKSUCKING SWOLLEN coont HATRED BEFORE YOUR farkING 13th BIRTHDAY KIDS!

Hasbro wouldn't do that shiat.

Rent Party

2012-01-05 02:51:39 PM

tallguywithglasseson: Rent Party: I guess I don't understand the origins of this meme. I've seen the tape. There is no peeing involved.

Ray J and R Kelly are both black guys who made sex tapes so people get them confused? I dunno.

Is there more than one sex tape?

Poison

2012-01-05 02:52:41 PM

That's just super. Fark you, Mattel.

Where are the other sex tape Barbies?

Freakin Rican

2012-01-05 02:59:46 PM

karnal: Freakin Rican

MagSeven: Freakin Rican: FinFangFark: Freakin Rican: ray j didnt do the peeing subby. that was r. kelly. we did the praying for omarion

Subby is referring to the rumor that her dull sex video was actually cut. She agreed to let it distribute as long as they took out a major part...where Ray J releases a stream of built up Mountain Dew on Kim.

HAHAHA!! no way? i never heard of that. hey more you know.

carry on subby!!

oh..i used to pee on my ex's leg in the shower when she was rinsing out her hair. cant stand her!

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

i used to do it all the time. seriously. she never knew. hot water, hot pee. revenge is/was mine

I've peed on your ex before too - you're right....good clean fun.

/she said my hose way bigger

lol, dude you can have her. after a few hours youll be screaming to get rid of her. batshiat crazy is not even the word

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy

2012-01-05 03:07:09 PM

They're going to run out of plastic.

fabgossip.com

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy

2012-01-05 03:08:25 PM

Freakin Rican: MagSeven: Freakin Rican: FinFangFark: Freakin Rican: ray j didnt do the peeing subby. that was r. kelly. we did the praying for omarion

Subby is referring to the rumor that her dull sex video was actually cut. She agreed to let it distribute as long as they took out a major part...where Ray J releases a stream of built up Mountain Dew on Kim.

HAHAHA!! no way? i never heard of that. hey more you know.

carry on subby!!

oh..i used to pee on my ex's leg in the shower when she was rinsing out her hair. cant stand her!

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

i used to do it all the time. seriously. she never knew. hot water, hot pee. revenge is/was mine

Yeah. You don't wanna know where your toothbrush was when she was in there alone.

sickb0y

2012-01-05 03:09:19 PM

the wife was watching the other night and my PC is in the bedroom so I am subjected to this crap alot, I absolutely cannot stand the tone of their voices, kourtney is the most egregious offender, I would divorce her in a minute just to get away from the sound of her voice.

steve_lou

2012-01-05 03:10:07 PM

Poison: Where are the other sex tape Barbies?

i40.tinypic.com

There's a Baywatch Barbie, I can't say that's it's specifically Pam Anderson (certainly inspired though)

NutznGum

2012-01-05 03:11:58 PM

So, let me get this straight...R. Kelly pee'd on Ray J?

puddleonfire

2012-01-05 03:34:00 PM

The only barbie that matters, Black Canary Barbie.
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2012-01-05 03:39:11 PM

This is Mattel's "New Coke".

baltimoreblonde

2012-01-05 03:40:46 PM

Probably be a limited edition, what with all the plastic they'll need to use.

abhorrent1

2012-01-05 03:41:09 PM

What a fat pig

Poison

2012-01-05 03:47:53 PM

puddleonfire: The only barbie that matters, Black Canary Barbie.
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Street walker Barbie has more redeeming qualities than one based on the Ass that ate LA. Will they turn Mrs. Doubtfire Jenner into a Ken doll?

drjekel_mrhyde

2012-01-05 04:00:10 PM

steve_lou: Poison: Where are the other sex tape Barbies?

[i40.tinypic.com image 368x444]

There's a Baywatch Barbie, I can't say that's it's specifically Pam Anderson (certainly inspired though)

Well Paris's 15 minutes are up

Evil Mackerel

2012-01-05 04:01:14 PM

God, I hope she is Mayan.

karnal

2012-01-05 04:02:42 PM

Evil Mackerel

God, I hope she is Mayan.

Actually, I was hoping she was Urine.

Apos

2012-01-05 04:07:28 PM

Droop it like it's hot.

macross87

2012-01-05 04:29:11 PM

steve_lou: Poison: Where are the other sex tape Barbies?

There's a Baywatch Barbie, I can't say that's it's specifically Pam Anderson (certainly inspired though)

I bet it comes with a built-in flotation device.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2012-01-05 04:58:26 PM

puddleonfire: The only barbie that matters, Black Canary Barbie.
.

I prefer Black Carny Barbie

img31.imageshack.us

IXI Jim IXI

2012-01-05 04:59:12 PM

macross87: steve_lou: Poison: Where are the other sex tape Barbies?

There's a Baywatch Barbie, I can't say that's it's specifically Pam Anderson (certainly inspired though)

I bet it comes with a built-in flotation device.

...and hepatitis

Badafuco

2012-01-05 05:11:31 PM

More like imm-whore-talized! Amiright?

otherginger

2012-01-05 05:12:08 PM

At least Ray J has a penis. Ken? Not so much.

lisarenee3505

2012-01-05 05:23:54 PM

All these folks who are saying that Ray J didn't pee clearly have only seen the edited version of the K/J sex vid.

Skarekrough

2012-01-05 05:47:19 PM

Cyno01: NeedlesslyCanadian: Rent Party: I guess I don't understand the origins of this meme. I've seen the tape. There is no peeing involved.

^ This.

I think people are confusing it (possibly deliberately?) with the R Kelly tape.

I'm a white suburbanite who enjoys Starbucks, Foghat and "Simon and Simon" reruns. It's all one giant pastic-surgery-tinted blur to me.

Lord_Dubu

2012-01-05 05:59:10 PM

I love Nasim Pedrad.

fusillade762

2012-01-05 06:04:01 PM

Kardashian Barbie! Now with "Heel-it-down-the-drain" leg action!

www.figurerealm.com