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Canada's answer to Glenn Beck gives a reasoned, articulate response to a company's boycott of tarsands oil. Just kidding, he tells the senior VP to go f*ck his mother
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Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-05 11:15:28 AM
What Glen Beck would've done:
oldfarthenry
2012-01-05 11:33:45 AM
Glen Beck? That pinko twink homo?
And I didn't say sh*t aboot that banana-sucking company!
unyon
2012-01-05 12:06:59 PM
I've known Ezra since college. If there is a higher-order douchebag, I've not met him.
Rev.K
2012-01-05 12:19:06 PM
Ezra Levant is a conservative whore of the highest order who will shill any idea for the PCs.
He's a miserable failure of a human being.
I dream of him and Rob Anders being loaded into a rocket and shot into the Sun.
SBinRR
2012-01-05 12:23:21 PM
So, did he say "Go fark your mother", or "Go fark my mother"?
Maybe I should RTA for clarification, or something.
GavinTheAlmighty
2012-01-05 12:27:23 PM
Ezra Levant is a horrible person.
ko_kyi
2012-01-05 12:33:43 PM
Bing, pow, bang
Prevailing Wind
2012-01-05 12:37:56 PM
"I only regret that it did not get more coverage, which is why I am excited about your inquiry. I just hope Chiquita doesn't send some FARC terrorists after me in return, or try some banana republic-style coup to take over my TV show."
Dear lord...he's on to us.
ballistic123
2012-01-05 12:45:17 PM
I don't think anyone would ever accuse Ezra Levant of being reasonable or articulate.
Big_Fat_Liar
2012-01-05 12:47:47 PM
I'm with the Canadian on this. What kind of idiot-run American company bans oil from relatively safe and local Canadian shale but not from the middle east or from ocean platforms? farking idiots. It's so stupid it has to be politically motivated.
ballistic123
2012-01-05 12:48:38 PM
FTFA:
"I only regret that it did not get more coverage, which is why I am excited about your inquiry. I just hope Chiquita doesn't send some FARC terrorists after me in return, or try some banana republic-style coup to take over my TV show."
I love how unabashedly overjoyed he is at the possibility of someone even hearing about his show, let alone actually watching it. Poor guy.
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-05 12:49:14 PM
Levant has a history of outspoken conservatism. The Occupy Toronto movement was a "
dirty, semen-stained, overflowing bathroom protest
," for example
He may be a lunatic but he is wonderfully insane!
Random Anonymous Blackmail
2012-01-05 12:50:51 PM
In other news, trolling gets people pissed and more people watching.
Director_Mr
2012-01-05 12:55:55 PM
How exactly would a company boycott tar-sands oil? Its not like the fuel you use identifies who provided it.
Actually the guy who said this sounds kind of funny:
"I only regret that it did not get more coverage, which is why I am excited about your inquiry. I just hope Chiquita doesn't send some FARC terrorists after me in return, or try some banana republic-style coup to take over my TV show."
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-05 12:56:03 PM
How is he wrong exactly?
johnnysokko
2012-01-05 01:02:11 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
How is he wrong exactly?
Allow me to attempt to illustrate:
Hey... Teen Wolf Blitzer; chinga tu madre.
If you're cool with it I am.
Thorndyke Barnhard
2012-01-05 01:06:46 PM
Director_Mr
:
"I only regret that it did not get more coverage, which is why I am excited about your inquiry. I just hope Chiquita doesn't send some FARC terrorists after me in return, or try some banana republic-style coup to take over my TV show."
Actual photo of potty-mouthed con in question:
mod3072
2012-01-05 01:09:58 PM
Oh good, our particular breed of far-right media shill firebrands is catching on. You're welcome, Canada!!
angstycoder
2012-01-05 01:14:24 PM
"How do you feel?"
"Good enough.... to fark your mother!"
/ afghanistanimation
Razzed
2012-01-05 01:14:35 PM
Is this the boycott that was over on December 20/2011?
Basically, the boycott that never was.
bingethinker
2012-01-05 01:24:33 PM
I think we Canadians need to be less polite sometimes. We take enough abuse from third-world shiat-stains.
D135
2012-01-05 01:34:57 PM
I just hope
Chiquita
FARK doesn't send some
FARC
Chiquita terrorists after me
FTFY
paj3
2012-01-05 01:37:18 PM
For a scary read on the tar sands and its environmental, sociological, and economic impact read:
Tar Sands: Dirty Oil and the Future of a Continent by Nikiforuk
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-05 01:42:05 PM
paj3
:
Tar Sands: Dirty Oil and the Future of a Continent
I actually picked up that book and about 3 pages in I wanted to cockpunch the author. Having actually worked in various facets of the oilsands for the last 10 years I can assure you it is about the worst possible book on the subject.
MouserMusing
2012-01-05 01:42:26 PM
Director_Mr
:
How exactly would a company boycott tar-sands oil? Its not like the fuel you use identifies who provided it.
Oh, Chiquita can tell...it doesn't have the same pizazz as other oil products when you are burning your workers and firebombing their homes.
Just like when you have a high performance engine...you know which gas stations sell the funny stuff.
Razzed
2012-01-05 01:44:31 PM
paj3
:
For a scary read on the tar sands and its environmental, sociological, and economic impact read:
Tar Sands: Dirty Oil and the Future of a Continent by Nikiforuk
Yeah, that sure sounds like a wonderfully well researched and unbiased source.
Flakeloaf
2012-01-05 01:45:32 PM
Sounds like they set him then let him fall. God bless them.
//Desperately Wanting this to make sense
SpaceButler
2012-01-05 01:47:44 PM
We have a Glenn Beck equivalent?
*clicks*
Huh, never heard of him before.
Good.
paj3
2012-01-05 01:50:21 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses
:
paj3: Tar Sands: Dirty Oil and the Future of a Continent
I actually picked up that book and about 3 pages in I wanted to cockpunch the author. Having actually worked in various facets of the oilsands for the last 10 years I can assure you it is about the worst possible book on the subject.
I agree that he writes from too strong a political point of view. But the facts he cites are amazing. I'm a chemical engineer and no longer work in that industry (by choice). Last month I had dinner with the CEO of a major company that has large operations up there and he thought the current strip mining operations were unsustainable and a huge risk (and he stands to make 100's of millions on the tar sands). He thought the in situ processes were the way of the future - still at a huge cost compared to conventional oil.
Medical Toilet
2012-01-05 01:50:26 PM
Quick! What's 1990 in Canadian?
hammettman
2012-01-05 01:57:22 PM
I actually feel better knowing that there's a bigger Beck-caliber moron outside the United States.
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-05 01:58:16 PM
paj3
:
Representative of the unwashed masses: paj3: Tar Sands: Dirty Oil and the Future of a Continent
I actually picked up that book and about 3 pages in I wanted to cockpunch the author. Having actually worked in various facets of the oilsands for the last 10 years I can assure you it is about the worst possible book on the subject.
I agree that he writes from too strong a political point of view. But the facts he cites are amazing. I'm a chemical engineer and no longer work in that industry (by choice). Last month I had dinner with the CEO of a major company that has large operations up there and he thought the current strip mining operations were unsustainable and a huge risk (and he stands to make 100's of millions on the tar sands). He thought the in situ processes were the way of the future - still at a huge cost compared to conventional oil.
Mining is getting better, Suncor uses technology now that eliminates tailings ponds entirely which speeds up the reclamation process quite a bit. The challenge for both mining and SAGD is the availability of water for the processes. Thankfully the government is pretty strict on water licences so projects tend to get shelved or delayed instead of wrecking the watershed.
The new kid in the block is TAGD. No water for steam, instead it's like a really big stove burner that heats up the bitumen until its viscosity is low enough to be pumped out.
/Most of the mineable land is spoken for, new production from now on is mostly going to be from in-situ projects.
Rev.K
2012-01-05 02:06:37 PM
paj3
:
For a scary read on the tar sands and its environmental, sociological, and economic impact read:
Tar Sands: Dirty Oil and the Future of a Continent by Nikiforuk
Andrew Nikiforuk spoke to my poli sci class in 2002.
He's a very interesting man.
zenboy3000
2012-01-05 02:10:02 PM
Stopped reading at :
Chiquita doesn't send some FARC terrorists after me in return, or try some
banana republic-style coup
to take over my TV show.
Ermm... sorry to break the news to you Erza, but the term "banana republic" comes from a time when northern powers, mainly the US, used direct and covert operations to usurp democratically elected governments down south and replace them with dictators so that we could have cheap bananas and the fruit companies of the day could make lots of money and have access to quasi slave labor.
Its your team who does the coup-ing.
These guys are always writing books, but never seem to read any.
The_Fuzz
2012-01-05 02:12:38 PM
He also recently went on a rant about how our "Muslim Mayor" is a bigot for allowing the OWS protesters to use a public park, but when a Christian preacher setup shop IN city hall and started preaching the security guards kicked him and his followers out. I guess Levant thinks the Mayor isa responsible for everything that happens in city hall, and that he called security, rather than, oh security just doing their job.
Levant is an idiot, working for an idiotic "news" organization brainwashing idiots. Unfortunately the idiots all have the right to vote.
/hello to my fellow Calgarian oilsands Farkers!
//working on an oilsands mapping project right now
John the Magnificent
2012-01-05 02:15:16 PM
Medical Toilet
:
Quick! What's 1990 in Canadian?
2025.34 at the moment.
Rev.K
2012-01-05 02:17:00 PM
The_Fuzz
:
He also recently went on a rant about how our "Muslim Mayor" is a bigot for allowing the OWS protesters to use a public park,
Which is retarded, because Nenshi never allowed that to happen at all. In fact Nenshi said, directly to OWSers, that camping in a public park was illegal.
And I'm utterly shocked that Levant couldn't see that the reason The City didn't act instantly is because they needed to significant research into whether or not evicting the OWSers could result in a Charter case against their freedom of speech.
Shocked, I tells ya.
/lovely weather we're having
jaybeezey
2012-01-05 02:18:52 PM
I don't know why we have to mess around with any of Tarzan's stuff...leave the man alone.
raubtier
2012-01-05 02:19:43 PM
Ezra Levant gives our tolerant, economically strong, and multicultural country a bad name. He's a blemish on an otherwise excellent place that I wouldn't leave for all the bananas in wherever bananas come from.
Glenford
2012-01-05 02:30:15 PM
I was actually surprised that this cockstain didn't somehow manage to work the CBC into his rant.
Ezra Levant is to CBC as Glen Beck is to Nazis.
/subby
Obtuse_Otter
2012-01-05 02:30:36 PM
They let jews into Canada?
angelwolf65
2012-01-05 02:32:34 PM
I'd love to shove a banana up Ezra Levant's man hole.
Glenford
2012-01-05 02:38:37 PM
Obtuse_Otter
:
They let jews into Canada?
Not until after WWII
(new window)
jbull217
2012-01-05 02:55:51 PM
LavenderWolf
2012-01-05 03:02:51 PM
I read "twittersphere" and stopped reading. Who actually gives a flying fark about that shiat?
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-05 03:05:31 PM
LavenderWolf
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I read "twittersphere" and stopped reading. Who actually gives a flying fark about that shiat?
#shutupnerd
here to help
2012-01-05 04:05:16 PM
"I only regret that it did not get more coverage, which is why I am excited about your inquiry. I just hope Chiquita doesn't send some FARC terrorists after me in return, or try some banana republic-style coup to take over my TV show."
Wow, what blazing AWing goof.
BumpInTheNight
2012-01-05 04:10:41 PM
Isn't Beck already just some unfunny comedian from toronto who fled the country around 1990 for some reason?
Wardrobe_Malfunction
2012-01-05 04:14:49 PM
I believe Canada deals with this kind of nonsense more effectively than the Americans so I'd be very surprised if the broadcaster doesn't ultimately get in trouble over this.
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-05 04:23:08 PM
Wardrobe_Malfunction
:
I believe Canada deals with this kind of nonsense more effectively than the Americans so I'd be very surprised if the broadcaster doesn't ultimately get in trouble over this.
nah it's on cable. and no one really watches Sun News.
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