With all the stuff she's put out there even a total Farkhat like me could take her place! I even have such gems under my name such as:

Jesus was gay.
I'm racist, what about it?
Christians can go burn in their own hell for all I care.
What are you stupid?

Accepting campaign twinkies to the left!

I suggest an appointment as Secretary of Stupid.

timujin: She could try instead for an appointment in a new Republican administration

So at least four years of unemployment? Cool, maybe she'll start to understand the issues the rest of the country is facing.

Bachmann is in your unemployment lines, hiding behind the bush.

stpauler: I already thought she stopped representing MN

As a the Representative of the 6th District - she has been incredibility bad at it. But since most of her district is made up of remote Twin City suburbs filled with boot strappy and evangelical type folks - it ends up working in her favor.

Chariset: You may have found the text version of the Lost Chord.

Possibly the Brown Note.

Disposable Rob: Isn't Fox at Peak Bimbo by now?

Sometimes even Ailes can't handle it seeing how he admitted he hired Palin because she was "hot", not from the sheer lunacy that she spouts with a straight face.

stpauler: I already thought she stopped representing MN

The biggest upside of her campaign for president.

Yeah! The most awesome part of all this stupidity is that when the dust settles, Bachmann is still going to be the Congresswoman from Minnesota, and Rick farkING Perry is still going to be the governor of my home state, and that's not going to change anytime soon.

Gig103: . I can't believe he really is the second best candidate the GOP has come up with (at least according to one caucus).

Aren't caucuses supposed to produce santorum? I thought that was the only way it was produced.

I thought this was a Casey Anthony thread for a minute.

But after months in the national spotlight of the presidential race, she could determine she'd be more influential in a different role.

She got 5% of the votes in crazy town. Crazy town. How is she influential?

I wonder if she is pissed at god for telling her to run when he knew the whole time he was picking the Mormon.

theorellior: Disposable Rob: Isn't Fox at Peak Bimbo by now?

Peak Bimbo is a libtard myth. There are still huge reserves of bimbo talent in the United States.

This post is worthy of a "Funny" click. Of course I'm not using the new buttons because they're stupid.

It''s amazing how many former and potential Republican candidates and other politicians that FNC has employed.

I mean, I guess the amazing thing is how little of a pretense they make about using the network to groom GOP candidates and use it as a platform to launch their campaigns.

Conservatives say that FNC is just a counterbalance to the supposedly liberal "mainstream media" but that's not true. Could you imagine if MSNBC employed Howard Dean, Dennis Kucinich, Hillary Clinton, Bill Richardson, and John Kerry all at the same time? Because that is basically what Fox does.

dahmers love zombie: Well, when Rick Santorum takes the oath of office in 2012, he can appoint her Secretary of Health and Human Services.

If you read that sentence more than three times, your eyes will bleed.

When I read that sentence once, my epilepsy started to act up....... AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE EPILEPSY!

RedPhoenix122: max_pooper: This post is worthy of a "Funny" click. Of course I'm not using the new buttons because they're stupid.

Hater

you'll get over it.

monoski: I wonder if she is pissed at god for telling her to run when he knew the whole time he was picking the Mormon.

Funny CNN article to expand on this thought:

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/01/05/what-happens-when-candidates - called-by-god-drop-out/comment-page-2/#comment-927594

Those doggy glasses aren't going to pay for themselves, dontcha know.

Gig103: dahmers love zombie: Well, when Rick Santorum takes the oath of office in 2012

MAKE IT STOP!!! That's worse than mentioning girls with cups, and "goat" related images. I can't believe he really is the second best candidate the GOP has come up with (at least according to one caucus).

I can only imagine it must suck to admit you're a Republican these days.

IXI Jim IXI: Bachmann would be heavily favored to keep her seat in the Republican-leaning 6th District

...because there is apparently an abundance of lead paint there.

Remember when the internet tried to turbocharge the campaign of her Dem challenger in 2008? The dude with the funny name.

Hell, I chipped in a few bucks.

As I recall, despite being an token, uninspiring candidate in a heavily Republican district, he actaully performed pretty well after the explosion of internet cash.

dahmers love zombie: Well, when Rick Santorum takes the oath of office in 2012, he can appoint her Secretary of Health and Human Services.

If you read that sentence more than three times, your eyes will bleed.

Holy fark, man, that sentence is the farking Yellow Sign.

Rev. Skarekroe: I think it's time for a younger, hotter right wing congresswoman to start making headlines.

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Hmm...
*Google Google...*
From 1989 to 2010, Noem received 27 traffic citations, including 20 for speeding, as well as several for stop sign and seat belt violations, and no driver's license. She also received failure to appear notices, and two arrest warrants were issued.
Heh! She's Republican candidate material all right!

RedPhoenix122: Doc Daneeka: It''s amazing how many former and potential Republican candidates and other politicians that FNC has employed.

I mean, I guess the amazing thing is how little of a pretense they make about using the network to groom GOP candidates and use it as a platform to launch their campaigns.

Conservatives say that FNC is just a counterbalance to the supposedly liberal "mainstream media" but that's not true. Could you imagine if MSNBC employed Howard Dean, Dennis Kucinich, Hillary Clinton, Bill Richardson, and John Kerry all at the same time? Because that is basically what Fox does.

Heh, MSNBC hires people like Joe Scarborough.

And MSNBC has Steve Schmidt and Michael Steele as paid ontributors / analysts. FNC has Juan Williams but only lets him off the leash on their website.

But bring it false eqiuvalency trolls, bring it.

hammettman: I can only imagine it must suck to admit you're a Republican these days.

Well, yeah. Isn't that why they invented the Tea Party?

Same shiat, new name.

IXI Jim IXI: A Dark Evil Omen: dahmers love zombie: Well, when Rick Santorum takes the oath of office in 2012, he can appoint her Secretary of Health and Human Services.

If you read that sentence more than three times, your eyes will bleed.

Holy fark, man, that sentence is the farking Yellow Sign.

I wonder if "Vote for Santorum. The world's gonna end before he takes office anyway" would fit on a bumper sticker...

It would on whatever commercial vehicle the Duggars must drive to cart their all-knucklechildren-begets-actual-children around town.

Corn dog porn?

RedPhoenix122: coeyagi: And MSNBC has Steve Schmidt and Michael Steele as paid ontributors / analysts. FNC has Juan Williams but only lets him off the leash on their website.

But bring it false eqiuvalency trolls, bring it.

Meh, you know how it is, if it's not extreme right, it's liberal bias.

FOX NEWS: Fair and Balanced

Glen Beck: Obama is a fascist.
All other FNCers: Obama is a socialist.

FOX NEWS: See, we told you so!