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(Click Orlando) Florida Trooper applies taser-like force to Drunky McVader   (clickorlando.com) divider line 15
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ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 11:00:54 AM
I find your lack of faith disturbing, Officer
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 11:28:51 AM
Why didn't he just use a force choke?
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 11:32:28 AM
I find this story hard to believe.

Like a trooper hits what he's shooting at?
 
BronyMedic [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 11:54:41 AM
By not killing the man, the officer upheld the Jedi Code. A sith would have just struck him down.
 
bdub77 [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 11:55:08 AM
"Your ability to use that taser is insignificant next to the Power of the....oh, f*ck, f*ck that hurts. That's pretty good. OK, not insignificant, just not as...oh please dear Sith Lord stop, please stop."
 
enricofermi
2012-01-05 11:56:04 AM
Unlawful use of the Force
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 11:56:50 AM
the construction site in question:

images.wikia.com
 
imontheinternet
2012-01-05 12:12:48 PM
Lord Vader, in your drunken fury, you dropped your beer. The bottle broke.

pockettacoradio.com
 
offmymeds
2012-01-05 12:15:38 PM
Cole's reaction on getting tazed.

www.pensierolibero.altervista.org
 
JackieRabbit
2012-01-05 12:23:45 PM
...Apology accepted, officer.
 
gbv23
2012-01-05 12:25:43 PM
On Ron Paul's "Day Zero," we're all to shoot the nearest cop.
 
palelizard
2012-01-05 12:48:46 PM
Your officer's light taser. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a gun; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
 
pwkpete
2012-01-05 12:54:50 PM
The power of the force stopped you, you hoser!
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lanciepants
2012-01-05 01:45:55 PM
pwkpete: The power of the force stopped you, you hoser!
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You talk like a fleshy headed mutant aye.
 
A_Glass_Of_Pink
2012-01-05 09:45:12 PM
bdub77: "Your ability to use that taser is insignificant next to the Power of the....oh, f*ck, f*ck that hurts. That's pretty good. OK, not insignificant, just not as...oh please dear Sith Lord stop, please stop."

Well played.

I am still laughing
 
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