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(Yahoo)   McDonald's gives customers chance to spit in their own Big Macs   ( divider line
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24756 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2003 at 10:59 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-10-15 11:01:42 AM  
Why on earth would you want a frickin tour?
2003-10-15 11:02:08 AM  
And the Mad Cow Grinding Station - it's a highlight of the tour!
2003-10-15 11:02:42 AM  
Unless it's the only job I can ever get I'll never step behing the counter.
2003-10-15 11:03:44 AM  
Can't wait to try the "Hot Oil Fryer Thrill Ride!"
2003-10-15 11:05:01 AM  
Just thinking this would also be a violation of health and safety laws no?
2003-10-15 11:05:41 AM  
Haha, forget the "health" part actually..
2003-10-15 11:05:54 AM  
ugh... no thanks.
2003-10-15 11:08:40 AM  
Except For Capitilizing Every Freaking Word In The Sentence, That Was A Good Headline
2003-10-15 11:09:49 AM  
They probably have the "kitchen for tours" and the "real kitchen" where small himalayan whistle kids are whipped and fed burnt Fries as payment.
2003-10-15 11:11:33 AM  
The tour will start on the day after the annual clean...
2003-10-15 11:12:34 AM  
yeah...what Agent00123 said
2003-10-15 11:16:34 AM  
Taking a tour of the kitchen while I'm there kind of defeats the purpose of "fast" food, don't it?

But I can never get enough time up close and personal with old people, greasy teenagers, and creepy fast food managers. Sign me up!
2003-10-15 11:22:24 AM  
Yeah, that's exactly what I want: a flashback of my first shiitty job.
2003-10-15 11:23:47 AM  
Does that come with liter cola?
2003-10-15 11:28:21 AM  
00000000000000h! Spit In Mine, Spit In Mine!

I got a bowl of soup with a giant loogie in it one time. Not at McDonald's, and not in Britain, however.
2003-10-15 11:29:19 AM  
Only if it's 'for a cop'.
2003-10-15 11:29:19 AM  
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2003-10-15 11:30:35 AM  
...and this is the grotto where McRib patties are harvested.
2003-10-15 11:30:37 AM  
Highlights will include getting the fark out of there and falling on your arse after slipping on spilled grease. Anyone else feel a lawsuit ensueing?
2003-10-15 11:31:19 AM  
"Hey, you making the burgers, weren't you the CEO at that Dot-com that flamed out back in 2000 ?"
2003-10-15 11:32:39 AM  
Quick survey: Can anyone here actually eat McDonald's food without getting sick?
2003-10-15 11:34:18 AM  
"Henry, pull your pants up...tour's a-comin'"
2003-10-15 11:52:53 AM  
"Major attractions include the French Fry station and the Big Mac preparation area," the company said in a statement.

Woohoo! A deep-fat-fryer and a table.

Oh, and Logweasel: no.
2003-10-15 11:59:26 AM  
Great! Can I shove french fries in a kids face?
2003-10-15 12:02:12 PM  
Here comes the tour, time to put away the Penthouse and stop making special sauce.
2003-10-15 12:06:46 PM  
Oh, come on now. McDonald's food isn't that bad. Burger King, on the other least in our town. Taco Bell made me sick, the last time I tried it.
2003-10-15 12:11:45 PM  
I'm not going until they bring back beef tallow.
2003-10-15 12:18:39 PM  
I'd love to hock one right in Ronald's face.
McDonalds is a bad bad thing.
Mcnuggets are made by skinning baby chicks, then throwing them in a fryer.
2003-10-15 12:20:17 PM  
the fark headline was more interesting than the actual story...who cares...good luck selling big macs in britain after mad cow'd have to be mcmad to get they offer any McBlack Pudding?
2003-10-15 12:22:20 PM  
Ok, having worked at mcdonalds in high school I can tell you that it is nothing exciting. The fry station is where all the beginners and those that are so stupid they can't do anything else besides use a mop go. The assembly line style in how they make the burgers is kinda interesting if you've never seen it before (and no, those red and yellow things hanging from the ceilings are not for ketchup and mustard, its power cables). But mainly the environment is very hot, very cramped, and rather dangerous. I doubt there will be tours at the height of lunch rush. It'll probably be when its dead in the middle of the afternoon.
2003-10-15 12:26:54 PM  
"Quick survey: Can anyone here actually eat McDonald's food without getting sick?"

When I was a kid I could...big macs don't sit too well in my stomach but i can eat other things from their menu, sausage egg mcmuffin is a large part of my hangover cure.

i did have the nastiest sandwich ever from a mcdonalds though (right across from wrigley field, my "local"), i got a daily double sandwich and the tomatoes looked like they were growing tentacles somehow, i think i switched it for a mcchicken or something.
2003-10-15 12:32:10 PM  
"Quick survey: Can anyone here actually eat McDonald's food without getting sick?"

I have no problems. I don't eat big macs. I don't like thousand island dressing they put on them. I'm a #4. Double quarter pounder extra value meals. When I worked there I made a killer triple cheeseburger. Really! It was amazingly good. 3 pieces of cheese, seasoned just right with salt and pepper. Very good.
2003-10-15 12:51:05 PM  
"And to your left, the cockroach breeding facility."
2003-10-15 01:16:20 PM  
worked there at the end of high school for a couple of months. I did see the special gril order that had the spit, a big 'ol lugie added (no i didnt do it).

I did drop a box of chicken burgers over the stairs into the mop water, back into the box and to the freezer, cause the manager would be pissed about the loss of product.

And the food, yuck makes me sick, better then exlax
2003-10-15 02:06:49 PM  
I took several tours of Local Mc'Ds when i was in summer camp.. at about 10-12 yrs old... stopped me from ever eating at that place again... it was hideious. Blech

McD's free since 1990
2003-10-15 02:17:28 PM  
"Major attractions include the French Fry station and the Big Mac preparation area," the company said in a statement.

Man, if those areas aren't better than Disney land then I want my money back!
2003-10-15 02:24:01 PM  
If I were some highschool kid working at McDonalds, I would be so pissed.
2003-10-15 03:55:49 PM  
as if they didn't already have enough trouble making health inspections...

of course, in 5 years (thanks to robots and manna) there probably won't be any more kids behind the counter anyway, let alone saliva.
2003-10-15 04:06:56 PM  
"Major attractions include the French Fry station and the Big Mac preparation area," the company said in a statement.

Man, if those areas aren't better than Disney land then I want my money back!
2003-10-15 04:43:11 PM  
And this is where we fap to make the sauce for our fish sandwiches...
2003-10-15 04:46:54 PM  
And this is where we keep all the raw meat...OH JEEBUS! *SLAM!*
Sorry folks, from time to time he likes to tenderize the meats. He says it makes it taste better and I tend to agree.
2003-10-15 04:50:15 PM  
Lemme be the first to say this..........


Typical Farking can figure out the rest.
2003-10-15 04:54:12 PM  
"O by goodisss, you be smeerib ice creeeeb on bah Tobby Hillfigga shirt yo!!!"

Get a friggin clue, and eat some real food, asswipe.
2003-10-15 06:41:43 PM  
Die, McDonald's! Die!!
2003-10-16 05:27:33 PM  
Australia did this about 6 months ago. Australian McDonalds is actually good. I couldn't eat Macca's in America. It was awful, but Australian Macca's is pretty good.
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