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(WorldNetDaily) Unlikely Mitt Romney is a secret Democrat   (wnd.com) divider line 112
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2012-01-05 10:03:32 AM
Mitt Romney is anything you want him to be.
A "whore for votes," if you will.
 
2012-01-05 10:08:41 AM
Bukharin: Mitt Romney is anything you want him to be.
A "whore for votes," if you will.


Man, that is harsh. You should apologize to working girls everywhere for such a comparison.
 
2012-01-05 10:14:35 AM
WND really loves their conspiracy theories, huh?
 
2012-01-05 10:15:33 AM
Yes, Romeny's a whore. But this purity test nonsense is counterproductive.
 
2012-01-05 10:17:16 AM
Snarfangel: Bukharin: Mitt Romney is anything you want him to be.
A "whore for votes," if you will.

Man, that is harsh. You should apologize to working girls everywhere for such a comparison.


Wow. You are right. That was really retarded of me.
Sometimes I can be oblivious to how offensive common phrases are.
 
2012-01-05 10:22:41 AM
Meh, there's not that much difference between the two parties. They are both self serving ass holes who are looking out for their country club buddies.
 
2012-01-05 10:27:40 AM
Bukharin: Wow. You are right. That was really retarded of me.
Sometimes I can be oblivious to how offensive common phrases are.




Yeah, you dont feel as dirty after touching a whore.
 
2012-01-05 10:29:09 AM
basemetal: there's not that much difference between the two parties.

Yes there is.
 
2012-01-05 10:32:40 AM
basemetal: Meh, there's not that much difference between the two parties.

Only people who've been living in a cave the last three years are allowed to think this.
 
2012-01-05 10:38:55 AM
basemetal: Meh, there's not that much difference between the two parties.

One is trying to regulate how often you can have sex and to ban medical procedures. The other is trying to fix the country.

Yep, no difference there.
 
2012-01-05 10:41:29 AM
basemetal: Meh, there's not that much difference between the two parties. They are both self serving ass holes who are looking out for their country club buddies.

I see this said quite often. You are either not paying enough attention or you have shiat in your brain pan.
 
2012-01-05 10:44:08 AM
Bukharin: Mitt Romney is anything you want him to be.
A "whore for votes," if you will.


Dude. A whore is honest. You know what you're getting with a whore.
 
2012-01-05 10:44:28 AM
I think Romney may be left to the rest of the cast of the Looney Bunch but that doesn't make him a Democrat. WND has attached their cart to the far right so they are trying to scare their "readers" away from Romney.

Romney is going to be the nominee and you will see the same people that hate him defend him like he was the next coming of Elvis Jesus once the primaries are over.
 
2012-01-05 10:50:18 AM
I mean, aside from the Obama tax cuts for the wealthy, aside from gutting the social safety net, aside from doing nothing to reign in the security theater state, aside from granting the office of the President more unchecked powers, aside from repassing the Patriot Act, aside from continuing tellecomm immunity, aside from not plugging that insider trading loophole Congress takes advantage of, aside from expanding the War on Drugs, aside from being anti-marriage equality, aside from gutting environmental protections, the parties are totally different.
 
2012-01-05 10:55:31 AM
Aarontology: I mean, aside from the Obama tax cuts for the wealthy, aside from gutting the social safety net, aside from doing nothing to reign in the security theater state, aside from granting the office of the President more unchecked powers, aside from repassing the Patriot Act, aside from continuing tellecomm immunity, aside from not plugging that insider trading loophole Congress takes advantage of, aside from expanding the War on Drugs, aside from being anti-marriage equality, aside from gutting environmental protections, the parties are totally different.

Came back to say this, but you took care of it for me.
 
2012-01-05 10:58:35 AM
Aarontology: I mean, aside from the Obama tax cuts for the wealthy, aside from gutting the social safety net, aside from doing nothing to reign in the security theater state, aside from granting the office of the President more unchecked powers, aside from repassing the Patriot Act, aside from continuing tellecomm immunity, aside from not plugging that insider trading loophole Congress takes advantage of, aside from expanding the War on Drugs, aside from being anti-marriage equality, aside from gutting environmental protections, the parties are totally different.

You named most of my problems I have with Obama. The dilemma is the Republicans want to turn all of those things up to 11.
 
2012-01-05 11:09:33 AM
Aarontology: I mean, aside from the Obama tax cuts for the wealthy, aside from gutting the social safety net, aside from doing nothing to reign in the security theater state, aside from granting the office of the President more unchecked powers, aside from repassing the Patriot Act, aside from continuing tellecomm immunity, aside from not plugging that insider trading loophole Congress takes advantage of, aside from expanding the War on Drugs, aside from being anti-marriage equality, aside from gutting environmental protections, the parties are totally different.

Also, most of the things Obama has tried has been blocked by the obstructionists in Congress.

Here is a list of things they have blocked or have attempted to block.

Link (new window)


Obama may be more to the center than we would like him to be but the Republicans are actively trying to deregulate everything, abolish the EPA, ban Gay Marriage (Obama thinks it is a states rights issue. I disagree), make abortion illegal even in the case of rape or incest, make our country a Theocracy, give even more tax cuts to the rich and disenfranchise the middle class, give corporations more rights than the individual, etc.

Obama has not lived up to his promises in my opinion and has done quite a few things wrong. That being said The Republicans have gone so far to the right they don't even resemble the party of GW Bush.
 
2012-01-05 11:14:04 AM
GWLush: Also, most of the things Obama has tried has been blocked by the obstructionists in Congress.

Every single one of those things I mentioned has passed the House and Senate and received Obama's signature. Every single one. You say the dilemma is that the GOP wants to turn them up to 11.

I say the dilemma is that Obama and the Democrats are all too willing to go along with it without putting up any sort of fight and people excuse it because the GOP has gone flat out f*cking insane. The GOP being idiots doesn't excuse the Democrats from being GOP lite.
 
2012-01-05 11:14:19 AM
what_now: Bukharin: Mitt Romney is anything you want him to be.
A "whore for votes," if you will.

Dude. A whore is honest. You know what you're getting with a whore.


A bad case of the clap?
 
2012-01-05 11:15:38 AM
Aarontology: I mean, aside from the Obama tax cuts for the wealthy, aside from gutting the social safety net, aside from doing nothing to reign in the security theater state, aside from granting the office of the President more unchecked powers, aside from repassing the Patriot Act, aside from continuing tellecomm immunity, aside from not plugging that insider trading loophole Congress takes advantage of, aside from expanding the War on Drugs, aside from being anti-marriage equality, aside from gutting environmental protections, the parties are totally different.

Now for the differences:

A fundamental disagreement about the utility of social security at all, asserting Americans should have affordable health insurance, asserting the environment should be protected, asserting consumers have rights and should be protected from harmful marketing, making sure banks can't use tax payer money to make risky investments, belief that American workers can organize, a fundamental belief military action should be multilateral, and that climate change is real . . .
 
2012-01-05 11:23:25 AM
Aarontology: GWLush: Also, most of the things Obama has tried has been blocked by the obstructionists in Congress.

Every single one of those things I mentioned has passed the House and Senate and received Obama's signature. Every single one. You say the dilemma is that the GOP wants to turn them up to 11.

I say the dilemma is that Obama and the Democrats are all too willing to go along with it without putting up any sort of fight and people excuse it because the GOP has gone flat out f*cking insane. The GOP being idiots doesn't excuse the Democrats from being GOP lite.


I totally agree with you. Like I said, I don't excuse Obama for the things he has done wrong. I can't stand what a pussy Obama has been on a lot of things. Like you said though the GOP has gone batshiat. There is no way in hell I would vote for any of them. I also refuse to not vote. So the best I can hope for is for Obama to grow some farking balls in his second term and stop with all of this bi-partisanship that is obviously not working.

What really needs to happen is we need to vote out everyone of the obstructionists so bills that do help the country as a whole can get passed.
 
2012-01-05 11:41:04 AM
cameroncrazy1984: what_now: Bukharin: Mitt Romney is anything you want him to be.
A "whore for votes," if you will.

Dude. A whore is honest. You know what you're getting with a whore.

A bad case of the clap?


assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2012-01-05 11:48:25 AM
WHAR GOP MEMBER CARD WHAR?
 
2012-01-05 11:51:27 AM
GAT_00: basemetal: Meh, there's not that much difference between the two parties.

One is trying to regulate how often you can have sex and to ban medical procedures. The other is trying to fix the country.

Yep, no difference there.


But both are happy to throw you in prison indefinitely without charges, and both are eager to break the internet so the buggy-whip manufacturers recording industries can squeeze a few more dimes out of you.
 
2012-01-05 11:58:47 AM
Diogenes: Yes, Romeny's a whore. But this purity test nonsense is counterproductive.

The preferred spelling is Rmoney.
 
2012-01-05 12:32:26 PM
Mitt Romney is a secret Democrat sekrit dhimmicrap

If the link is to WingNutDerpy, go with it the whole way.
 
2012-01-05 12:45:37 PM
Yup. Seekrit Democrat.

What the f*ck are these folks going to think of a real Moderate then?
 
2012-01-05 12:52:32 PM
Aarontology: I mean, aside from the Obama tax cuts for the wealthy, aside from gutting the social safety net....

No No No! Thursday is "Obama is the libbiest lib to ever lib a lib with his socialism" day.
Friday is "Both sidez are teh bad" day.
 
2012-01-05 01:00:41 PM
Obama is going to wipe the floor with his wealthy white butt.
 
2012-01-05 01:07:38 PM
Dusk-You-n-Me: Obama is going to wipe the floor with his wealthy white butt.

Couldn't he use a towel or something?
 
2012-01-05 01:10:55 PM
Oh, man. Why did we inform them of this now? This memo was not supposed to be released before October.
 
2012-01-05 01:10:55 PM
Yeah, but have we seen Romney's long-form birth certificate?
 
2012-01-05 01:12:31 PM
Fart_Machine: Yeah, but have we seen Romney's long-form birth certificate?

Romney has two mommies.
 
2012-01-05 01:12:45 PM
hubiestubert: Yup. Seekrit Democrat.

What the f*ck are these folks going to think of a real Moderate then?


Flip-flopper? Spineless? RINO?
 
2012-01-05 01:13:36 PM
hubiestubert: Yup. Seekrit Democrat.

What the f*ck are these folks going to think of a real Moderate then?


Hell, what would World Nut Daily have thought of Nixon (advocated the fixing of wages and prices), Reagan (raised federal taxes every year except his first, expanded Medicare and Medicaid), or Eisenhower (responsible for the largest public works project in the nation's history)? Those who are ignorant of the past...
 
2012-01-05 01:13:42 PM
He's a New England Republican, which makes him nearly the equivalent of a Southern Blue Dog Democrat.
 
2012-01-05 01:14:50 PM
So, when does WND start the push to bring Romney's Birth Certificate out into the public?
 
2012-01-05 01:15:03 PM
Fart_Machine: Yeah, but have we seen Romney's long-form birth certificate?

Whar is Tax Reutrn? Whar?!
 
2012-01-05 01:19:18 PM
Bukharin: Mitt Romney is anything you want him to be.
A "whore for votes," if you will.


So Romney's entries in Fark photoshop contests always have gratuitous boobies?
 
2012-01-05 01:21:43 PM
He seems like the kind of guy you'd want to be your waiter.
 
2012-01-05 01:22:08 PM
Is this what a circular firing squad looks like?
 
2012-01-05 01:23:20 PM
hubiestubert: Yup. Seekrit Democrat.

What the f*ck are these folks going to think of a real Moderate then?


That's one of the problems they'll have going forward IMO. At least Obama tries to do things that Republicans can get behind and for that he'll probably pick up some moderate Republicans. But the current Republicans won't do that. There's no way a Republican president will work with Dems because they would be crucified by their party base. It's gone so far off the deep end that there's no room for compromise. Not amongst themselves and especially not with Democrats. They can't win like that because it requires compromise for Washington to work.
 
2012-01-05 01:23:24 PM
Obama and Romney are essentially the same candidate. Obama being to the right on about as many issues Romney is secretly to the left on. I say "secretly" because he really wants the nomination and derpy voters hate the Lefty Librul Soshulists. So a choice between either will just bring more of the same. Move along, nothing to see here.
 
2012-01-05 01:25:58 PM
basemetal: Meh, there's not that much difference between the two parties.

You're an idiot.
 
2012-01-05 01:26:25 PM
That's no secret. Everybody knows that.
 
2012-01-05 01:32:04 PM
CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE, MY FRIENDS.

That line alone is going to sink him the hardest. What with this new environment ushered in by the 99% protests (which I'm guessing will be even more intense next summer), the whole bail-out-the-banks thing, the state of our economy BECAUSE of the way corporations abuse our system... that line will be his anchor.

And this isn't some flipflop from 10 years ago, either. He said it just this past year.
 
2012-01-05 01:32:04 PM
Le Grand Inquisitor: Obama and Romney are essentially the same candidate. Obama being to the right on about as many issues Romney is secretly to the left on. I say "secretly" because he really wants the nomination and derpy voters hate the Lefty Librul Soshulists. So a choice between either will just bring more of the same. Move along, nothing to see here.

How do you decide what Romney actually believes? When he was running for office in Taxachussets, he was pro-choice, pro-medical care for the poor, pro-civil marriage. Now he's running in the teabagger primary, and he's exactly the opposite.

The logical conclusion is that he doesn't give two shiats about any of those things. I'm pretty sure the only things he cares about are money, getting elected, and buying the latest in magical undergarments. Say what you will about the tenets of Obamaism, at least it's an ethos.
 
2012-01-05 01:32:38 PM
basemetal: Meh, there's not that much difference between the two parties.

THIS IS WHAT PAULTARDS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
 
2012-01-05 01:32:40 PM
henryhill: basemetal: Meh, there's not that much difference between the two parties.

You're an idiot.


Which is more vile, how they are the same or how they differ?
 
2012-01-05 01:33:24 PM
Le Grand Inquisitor: Obama and Romney are essentially the same candidate. Obama being to the right on about as many issues Romney is secretly to the left on. I say "secretly" because he really wants the nomination and derpy voters hate the Lefty Librul Soshulists. So a choice between either will just bring more of the same. Move along, nothing to see here.

Voting for a first-term Romney or a second-term Obama? And you think that's going to be basically the same thing? That's fascinating.
 
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