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(Fark)   Everybody's got them. What dumb cute pet names do you and your spouse or lover call each other, that no one else uses?   (fark.com) divider line 546
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2012-01-05 09:16:59 AM  
She calls me SirSlippyNutsOfHighLands
I call her LadyChillyBottomOfHavenshire
 
2012-01-05 09:17:00 AM  
Is twitching shiatwinker cute? She likes to get creative with me.
 
2012-01-05 09:17:32 AM  
I call her "Doe"

She calls me "Ass"
 
2012-01-05 09:18:00 AM  
Insta-green, like thejoyofpi's hamburger
 
2012-01-05 09:18:04 AM  
I was going to participate, but then I took an arrow to the knee this went green.
 
2012-01-05 09:18:06 AM  
I call her "hon" or "babe".

She calls me Dave.
 
2012-01-05 09:18:30 AM  
We both call each other Woot. The boy is Doodle-Woot, and the dogs are Hater-Woots.
 
2012-01-05 09:18:37 AM  
white honky biatch
 
2012-01-05 09:18:41 AM  
She calls me, GET YOUR SON SOME CEREAL!!

I call her, ugh?? What? Dammit.
 
2012-01-05 09:18:41 AM  
If you date me, you will make cat noises.

That's just how things are.

NO PIXIE CUTS!
 
2012-01-05 09:18:42 AM  
This went green pretty fast... So- "Moosecock".
 
2012-01-05 09:18:53 AM  
Degloved hand on a bloated corpse and Overripe banana bobbing off the coast of a jungle island.
 
2012-01-05 09:19:27 AM  
Mark and Amy
 
2012-01-05 09:19:35 AM  
she calls me TOTAL FARK IS THE BEST FIVE DOLLARS YOU CAN EVER SPEND.
 
2012-01-05 09:19:36 AM  

Ponzholio: This went green pretty fast... So- "Moosecock".


What does she call you?
 
2012-01-05 09:19:40 AM  
She does call me by a cute nickname, but why would I share it here?

/especially now that it is green
 
2012-01-05 09:20:09 AM  
You still aren't funny.
 
2012-01-05 09:20:10 AM  
www.iisretard.com
 
2012-01-05 09:20:28 AM  
"f*ckingfaggotcockgobbler"
 
2012-01-05 09:20:36 AM  
She calls me Mr. Mxyzptlk or Big Papa Smurf.
 
2012-01-05 09:21:09 AM  
"Bofa on the sofa acts as if he doesn't care"
 
2012-01-05 09:21:11 AM  
All the usual things like "honey" and "dear" and "baby" and then we have:

Queeb
Darsh
KC BBQ RUB
M Crib
 
2012-01-05 09:21:35 AM  
I call him LOVAH and he calls me DAHLING.


/I'm single
 
2012-01-05 09:21:55 AM  
"liter biatch"
 
2012-01-05 09:22:10 AM  
I call her, 'Bibimbap leftovers left out over night and likely no longer edible.'

She calls me, 'Fragmented hamster teeth ground into a fine powder and used wet as a paste to seal the small hole in the kitchen window.'
 
2012-01-05 09:22:29 AM  
"Mrs. mcsiegs"
 
2012-01-05 09:22:33 AM  
I call her Gatekeeper.

She calls me Keymaster.
 
2012-01-05 09:22:48 AM  
We use honey. He calls me Mel too, which nobody else does, but that's not really a pet name.
 
2012-01-05 09:23:58 AM  

thejoyofpi: "Mrs. mcsiegs"


:D

Hey, those quarter zip sweaters...am I ok leaving the collar popped, or do I need to fold it down? It wants to stay up and I think it looks ok.
 
2012-01-05 09:24:29 AM  
I am horrified by what eyehate has said. Horrified.
 
2012-01-05 09:24:42 AM  
nothing exciting. the usual spouse nicknames.

"You dumbass!"
"You biatch"
"Marry me again??"
"damn straight!"
 
2012-01-05 09:25:38 AM  
My pet name for her is the entire Preamble to the United States Constitution spoken in a voice similar to the Robert Loggia character on television's Family Guy.

Her pet name for me is the beginning chapter of Moby Dick spoken in a voice similar to Pinhead on the silver screen's Hellraiser II when he tells Kirsty it is, "Time to play."
 
2012-01-05 09:26:04 AM  
Mostly, she calls me Oh God!

/kind of like your mom.
 
2012-01-05 09:26:22 AM  

LlamaGirl: I am horrified by what eyehate has said. Horrified.


The scary thing is, it is absolutely true.

Absolutely.
 
2012-01-05 09:26:24 AM  

mcsiegs: thejoyofpi: "Mrs. mcsiegs"

:D

Hey, those quarter zip sweaters...am I ok leaving the collar popped, or do I need to fold it down? It wants to stay up and I think it looks ok.


If the collar wants to stay up, the collar's got to stay up. You must let the collar follow its own path.
 
2012-01-05 09:26:30 AM  

logophile: nothing exciting. the usual spouse nicknames.

"You dumbass!"
"You biatch"
"Marry me again??"
"damn straight!"


Seriously, though...we DO use the name "jackass" to each other in an endearing way. I'll also say things like "I love you......biatch". It's dumb, but hey...
 
2012-01-05 09:26:34 AM  
BF is very literal: I am Girl and my daughter is Mini Girl. Thus, BF is Boy.
 
2012-01-05 09:26:41 AM  

mcsiegs: I ok leaving the collar popped


Really? You want to be popped sweater collar guy? You'll be required to tell everyone about every app you download for your iPhone, and you'll have to have soy in your latte.

Soy in my latte
soy in my latte
gettin hottay
 
2012-01-05 09:26:45 AM  

eyehate: 'Bibimbap leftovers left out over night and likely no longer edible.'


Blloonalnle ("Bloo ay-NAL") for short.
 
2012-01-05 09:26:52 AM  

RubyRed: I call him LOVAH and he calls me DAHLING.


/I'm single


Hello........lovah
 
msk [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 09:27:00 AM  

RubyRed: I call him LOVAH and he calls me DAHLING.


/I'm single


oh hey.. how YOU doin', DAHLING?
 
2012-01-05 09:27:13 AM  

eyehate: My pet name for her is the entire Preamble to the United States Constitution spoken in a voice similar to the Robert Loggia character on television's Family Guy.

Her pet name for me is the beginning chapter of Moby Dick spoken in a voice similar to Pinhead on the silver screen's Hellraiser II when he tells Kirsty it is, "Time to play."


I am glad you specified television's Family Guy.
 
2012-01-05 09:27:51 AM  
I call him "handsome"
 
2012-01-05 09:28:02 AM  

Brandyelf: BF is very literal: I am Girl and my daughter is Mini Girl. Thus, BF is Boy.


Way to diminish your daughter's self worth.

- Feminism.
 
msk [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 09:28:13 AM  

LlamaGirl: I am horrified by what eyehate has said. Horrified.


I'm still trying to figure out what the first one meant.
 
2012-01-05 09:28:15 AM  

mcsiegs: logophile: nothing exciting. the usual spouse nicknames.

"You dumbass!"
"You biatch"
"Marry me again??"
"damn straight!"

Seriously, though...we DO use the name "jackass" to each other in an endearing way. I'll also say things like "I love you......biatch". It's dumb, but hey...


Thats what "ass" evolved from.

It started as "Oh honey, you act like a jackass sometimes".

Then my Grandpa started telling stories about having a Donkey when he was a boy.

So it got turned into some cute thing.

Any time we see a herd of Donkeys out on a road trip, she says "Oh look, its a herd of you!"
 
2012-01-05 09:28:17 AM  

Ceteris Paribus says: mcsiegs: I ok leaving the collar popped

Really? You want to be popped sweater collar guy? You'll be required to tell everyone about every app you download for your iPhone, and you'll have to have soy in your latte.

Soy in my latte
soy in my latte
gettin hottay


I try to fold it down, but it wants to be like this, so what can I do...it looks ok

s9.thisnext.com
 
2012-01-05 09:28:33 AM  
Chesty LaRue.
 
2012-01-05 09:28:40 AM  
I call him sugar, he calls me DAMMIT WOMAN.

It's a thing we have.
 
2012-01-05 09:28:56 AM  
i call him Wormbog and he calls me Melanie and we shut off the lights and pretend we're young and beautiful again.
 
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