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Timanous		2012-01-05 09:16:59 AM

She calls me SirSlippyNutsOfHighLands
I call her LadyChillyBottomOfHavenshire

myschief		2012-01-05 09:17:00 AM

Is twitching shiatwinker cute? She likes to get creative with me.

Dynascape		2012-01-05 09:17:32 AM

I call her "Doe"

She calls me "Ass"

mcsiegs		2012-01-05 09:18:00 AM

Insta-green, like thejoyofpi's hamburger

Aarontology		2012-01-05 09:18:04 AM

I was going to participate, but then ~~I took an arrow to the knee~~ this went green.

nopokerface		2012-01-05 09:18:06 AM

I call her "hon" or "babe".

She calls me Dave.

PFRboy		2012-01-05 09:18:30 AM

We both call each other Woot. The boy is Doodle-Woot, and the dogs are Hater-Woots.

tin_man		2012-01-05 09:18:37 AM

white honky biatch

Ceteris Paribus says		2012-01-05 09:18:41 AM

She calls me, GET YOUR SON SOME CEREAL!!

I call her, ugh?? What? Dammit.

doglover		2012-01-05 09:18:41 AM

If you date me, you will make cat noises.

That's just how things are.

NO PIXIE CUTS!

Ponzholio		2012-01-05 09:18:42 AM

This went green pretty fast... So- "Moosecock".

eyehate		2012-01-05 09:18:53 AM

Degloved hand on a bloated corpse and Overripe banana bobbing off the coast of a jungle island.

rotsky		2012-01-05 09:19:27 AM

Mark and Amy

dimoko		2012-01-05 09:19:35 AM

she calls me TOTAL FARK IS THE BEST FIVE DOLLARS YOU CAN EVER SPEND.

nopokerface		2012-01-05 09:19:36 AM

Ponzholio: This went green pretty fast... So- "Moosecock".

What does she call you?

myschief		2012-01-05 09:19:40 AM

She does call me by a cute nickname, but why would I share it here?

/especially now that it is green

Timanous		2012-01-05 09:20:09 AM

You still aren't funny.

res_nihil		2012-01-05 09:20:10 AM

skybreaker		2012-01-05 09:20:28 AM

"f*ckingfaggotcockgobbler"

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-01-05 09:20:36 AM

She calls me Mr. Mxyzptlk or Big Papa Smurf.

Mrs.Sharpier		2012-01-05 09:21:09 AM

"Bofa on the sofa acts as if he doesn't care"

MissFeasance		2012-01-05 09:21:11 AM

All the usual things like "honey" and "dear" and "baby" and then we have:

Queeb
Darsh
KC BBQ RUB
M Crib

RubyRed		2012-01-05 09:21:35 AM

I call him LOVAH and he calls me DAHLING.

/I'm single

HoboCop		2012-01-05 09:21:55 AM

"liter biatch"

eyehate		2012-01-05 09:22:10 AM

I call her, 'Bibimbap leftovers left out over night and likely no longer edible.'

She calls me, 'Fragmented hamster teeth ground into a fine powder and used wet as a paste to seal the small hole in the kitchen window.'

thejoyofpi		2012-01-05 09:22:29 AM

"Mrs. mcsiegs"

Shostie		2012-01-05 09:22:33 AM

I call her Gatekeeper.

She calls me Keymaster.

single entendre		2012-01-05 09:22:48 AM

We use honey. He calls me Mel too, which nobody else does, but that's not really a pet name.

mcsiegs		2012-01-05 09:23:58 AM

thejoyofpi: "Mrs. mcsiegs"

:D

Hey, those quarter zip sweaters...am I ok leaving the collar popped, or do I need to fold it down? It wants to stay up and I think it looks ok.

LlamaGirl		2012-01-05 09:24:29 AM

I am horrified by what eyehate has said. Horrified.

logophile		2012-01-05 09:24:42 AM

nothing exciting. the usual spouse nicknames.

"You dumbass!"
"You biatch"
"Marry me again??"
"damn straight!"

eyehate		2012-01-05 09:25:38 AM

My pet name for her is the entire Preamble to the United States Constitution spoken in a voice similar to the Robert Loggia character on television's Family Guy.

Her pet name for me is the beginning chapter of Moby Dick spoken in a voice similar to Pinhead on the silver screen's Hellraiser II when he tells Kirsty it is, "Time to play."

basemetal		2012-01-05 09:26:04 AM

Mostly, she calls me Oh God!

/kind of like your mom.

eyehate		2012-01-05 09:26:22 AM

LlamaGirl: I am horrified by what eyehate has said. Horrified.

The scary thing is, it is absolutely true.

Absolutely.

thejoyofpi		2012-01-05 09:26:24 AM

mcsiegs: thejoyofpi: "Mrs. mcsiegs"

:D

Hey, those quarter zip sweaters...am I ok leaving the collar popped, or do I need to fold it down? It wants to stay up and I think it looks ok.

If the collar wants to stay up, the collar's got to stay up. You must let the collar follow its own path.

mcsiegs		2012-01-05 09:26:30 AM

logophile: nothing exciting. the usual spouse nicknames.

"You dumbass!"
"You biatch"
"Marry me again??"
"damn straight!"

Seriously, though...we DO use the name "jackass" to each other in an endearing way. I'll also say things like "I love you......biatch". It's dumb, but hey...

Brandyelf		2012-01-05 09:26:34 AM

BF is very literal: I am Girl and my daughter is Mini Girl. Thus, BF is Boy.

Ceteris Paribus says		2012-01-05 09:26:41 AM

mcsiegs: I ok leaving the collar popped

Really? You want to be popped sweater collar guy? You'll be required to tell everyone about every app you download for your iPhone, and you'll have to have soy in your latte.

Soy in my latte
soy in my latte
gettin hottay

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-01-05 09:26:45 AM

eyehate: 'Bibimbap leftovers left out over night and likely no longer edible.'

Blloonalnle ("Bloo ay-NAL") for short.

Tat'dGreaser		2012-01-05 09:26:52 AM

RubyRed: I call him LOVAH and he calls me DAHLING.

/I'm single

Hello........lovah

msk		2012-01-05 09:27:00 AM

RubyRed: I call him LOVAH and he calls me DAHLING.

/I'm single

oh hey.. how YOU doin', DAHLING?

thejoyofpi		2012-01-05 09:27:13 AM

eyehate: My pet name for her is the entire Preamble to the United States Constitution spoken in a voice similar to the Robert Loggia character on television's Family Guy.

Her pet name for me is the beginning chapter of Moby Dick spoken in a voice similar to Pinhead on the silver screen's Hellraiser II when he tells Kirsty it is, "Time to play."

I am glad you specified television's Family Guy.

PrivateCaboose		2012-01-05 09:27:51 AM

I call him "handsome"

thejoyofpi		2012-01-05 09:28:02 AM

Brandyelf: BF is very literal: I am Girl and my daughter is Mini Girl. Thus, BF is Boy.

Way to diminish your daughter's self worth.

- Feminism.

msk		2012-01-05 09:28:13 AM

LlamaGirl: I am horrified by what eyehate has said. Horrified.

I'm still trying to figure out what the first one meant.

Dynascape		2012-01-05 09:28:15 AM

mcsiegs: logophile: nothing exciting. the usual spouse nicknames.

"You dumbass!"
"You biatch"
"Marry me again??"
"damn straight!"

Seriously, though...we DO use the name "jackass" to each other in an endearing way. I'll also say things like "I love you......biatch". It's dumb, but hey...

Thats what "ass" evolved from.

It started as "Oh honey, you act like a jackass sometimes".

Then my Grandpa started telling stories about having a Donkey when he was a boy.

So it got turned into some cute thing.

Any time we see a herd of Donkeys out on a road trip, she says "Oh look, its a herd of you!"

mcsiegs		2012-01-05 09:28:17 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: mcsiegs: I ok leaving the collar popped

Really? You want to be popped sweater collar guy? You'll be required to tell everyone about every app you download for your iPhone, and you'll have to have soy in your latte.

Soy in my latte
soy in my latte
gettin hottay

I try to fold it down, but it wants to be like this, so what can I do...it looks ok

s9.thisnext.com

imapirate		2012-01-05 09:28:33 AM

Chesty LaRue.

meg12279		2012-01-05 09:28:40 AM

I call him sugar, he calls me DAMMIT WOMAN.

It's a thing we have.

logophile		2012-01-05 09:28:56 AM

i call him Wormbog and he calls me Melanie and we shut off the lights and pretend we're young and beautiful again.

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