Is twitching shiatwinker cute? She likes to get creative with me.

I call her "Doe"

She calls me "Ass"

I was going to participate, but then I took an arrow to the knee this went green.

We both call each other Woot. The boy is Doodle-Woot, and the dogs are Hater-Woots.

white honky biatch

She calls me, GET YOUR SON SOME CEREAL!!

I call her, ugh?? What? Dammit.

If you date me, you will make cat noises.

That's just how things are.

NO PIXIE CUTS!

This went green pretty fast... So- "Moosecock".

Degloved hand on a bloated corpse and Overripe banana bobbing off the coast of a jungle island.

Mark and Amy

she calls me TOTAL FARK IS THE BEST FIVE DOLLARS YOU CAN EVER SPEND.

She does call me by a cute nickname, but why would I share it here?

/especially now that it is green

"f*ckingfaggotcockgobbler"

"Bofa on the sofa acts as if he doesn't care"

All the usual things like "honey" and "dear" and "baby" and then we have:

Queeb
Darsh
KC BBQ RUB
M Crib

I call him LOVAH and he calls me DAHLING.


/I'm single

"liter biatch"

I call her, 'Bibimbap leftovers left out over night and likely no longer edible.'

She calls me, 'Fragmented hamster teeth ground into a fine powder and used wet as a paste to seal the small hole in the kitchen window.'

"Mrs. mcsiegs"

I call her Gatekeeper.

She calls me Keymaster.

We use honey. He calls me Mel too, which nobody else does, but that's not really a pet name.

I am horrified by what eyehate has said. Horrified.

nothing exciting. the usual spouse nicknames.

"You dumbass!"
"You biatch"
"Marry me again??"
"damn straight!"

My pet name for her is the entire Preamble to the United States Constitution spoken in a voice similar to the Robert Loggia character on television's Family Guy.

Her pet name for me is the beginning chapter of Moby Dick spoken in a voice similar to Pinhead on the silver screen's Hellraiser II when he tells Kirsty it is, "Time to play."

Mostly, she calls me Oh God!

/kind of like your mom.

LlamaGirl: I am horrified by what eyehate has said. Horrified.

The scary thing is, it is absolutely true.

Absolutely.

mcsiegs: thejoyofpi: "Mrs. mcsiegs"

:D

Hey, those quarter zip sweaters...am I ok leaving the collar popped, or do I need to fold it down? It wants to stay up and I think it looks ok.

If the collar wants to stay up, the collar's got to stay up. You must let the collar follow its own path.

mcsiegs: I ok leaving the collar popped

Really? You want to be popped sweater collar guy? You'll be required to tell everyone about every app you download for your iPhone, and you'll have to have soy in your latte.

Soy in my latte
soy in my latte
gettin hottay

RubyRed: I call him LOVAH and he calls me DAHLING.


/I'm single

Hello........lovah

RubyRed: I call him LOVAH and he calls me DAHLING.


/I'm single

oh hey.. how YOU doin', DAHLING?

eyehate: My pet name for her is the entire Preamble to the United States Constitution spoken in a voice similar to the Robert Loggia character on television's Family Guy.

Her pet name for me is the beginning chapter of Moby Dick spoken in a voice similar to Pinhead on the silver screen's Hellraiser II when he tells Kirsty it is, "Time to play."

I am glad you specified television's Family Guy.

I call him "handsome"

Brandyelf: BF is very literal: I am Girl and my daughter is Mini Girl. Thus, BF is Boy.

Way to diminish your daughter's self worth.

- Feminism.

LlamaGirl: I am horrified by what eyehate has said. Horrified.

I'm still trying to figure out what the first one meant.

mcsiegs: logophile: nothing exciting. the usual spouse nicknames.

"You dumbass!"
"You biatch"
"Marry me again??"
"damn straight!"

Seriously, though...we DO use the name "jackass" to each other in an endearing way. I'll also say things like "I love you......biatch". It's dumb, but hey...

Thats what "ass" evolved from.

It started as "Oh honey, you act like a jackass sometimes".

Then my Grandpa started telling stories about having a Donkey when he was a boy.

So it got turned into some cute thing.

Any time we see a herd of Donkeys out on a road trip, she says "Oh look, its a herd of you!"

Chesty LaRue.

I call him sugar, he calls me DAMMIT WOMAN.

It's a thing we have.

i call him Wormbog and he calls me Melanie and we shut off the lights and pretend we're young and beautiful again.