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(Winnipeg Free Press)   Shot in the eye, woman insists on finishing beer: priorities, gotta have 'em   (winnipegfreepress.com) divider line 29
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2012-01-05 10:47:18 AM  
The woman was severely impaired, either by drugs or alcohol or both, and seemed to be showing no discomfort despite the obvious injury she suffered. living in Winnipeg.

/I'll be hiding over there.
 
2012-01-05 11:35:56 AM  
In her defense, it was a La Fin du Monde
 
2012-01-05 11:41:38 AM  
Maybe the barkeep misinterpreted her request for "a shot of red eye."
 
2012-01-05 11:41:44 AM  
What's her Fark handle?
/DNRTFA
 
2012-01-05 11:42:12 AM  
At least wipe it off first. Damn.
 
2012-01-05 11:43:20 AM  
Hey, those are the rules. She's not allowed to take the beer off her head until I've shot her in the eye.
 
2012-01-05 11:51:40 AM  
Bon Jovi's "Shot thru the heart, and you're..." song popped in my head somehow.
 
2012-01-05 11:53:20 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Knows a thing or two about getting shot in the eye
 
2012-01-05 11:54:36 AM  
I'll bet she's not more than one generation from poor white trash.
 
2012-01-05 12:01:09 PM  
How are her knees? Still sharp?
 
2012-01-05 12:07:48 PM  
mymerrychristmas.com

/oblig
 
2012-01-05 12:18:55 PM  

trappedspirit: I'll bet she's not more than one generation from poor white trash.


Nice reference. +1
 
2012-01-05 12:19:18 PM  
"Here's mud a bullet in your eye!"
 
2012-01-05 12:22:00 PM  
Of course the woman couldn't possibly have been in shock. No, she was just too impaired from drinking or doing drugs.

Freaking medical personal have huge prejudice when it comes to alcohol. The second they can explain away symptoms with alcohol impairment suddenly they see no need to actually do their job.
 
2012-01-05 12:24:11 PM  
Total beer loving dedication. This screams Hero tag.
 
2012-01-05 12:28:39 PM  
Who's to blame?
 
2012-01-05 12:29:17 PM  

sniderman: [mymerrychristmas.com image 288x216]

/oblig


media.comicvine.com

ih2.redbubble.net
 
2012-01-05 12:38:38 PM  
"I told you I was hardcore!"
 
2012-01-05 12:47:36 PM  
Isn't it better to do shots before beer anyway?
 
2012-01-05 01:28:27 PM  
www.funny-videos-chart.com

I used to be a beer-drinker like you.

Then I took an arrow in the eye.
 
2012-01-05 01:40:08 PM  
Lots of girls take shots to the eye. They tell me to aim for the belly, but i've never really had good aim. I then hand them a wash cloth with my appologies.

wwwdelivery.superstock.com
 
2012-01-05 02:03:30 PM  
Still the winner:

www.thefancarpet.com
 
2012-01-05 02:16:24 PM  
Farkette.
 
2012-01-05 02:47:35 PM  

steklo: Lots of girls take shots to the eye. They tell me to aim for the belly, but i've never really had good aim. I then hand them a wash cloth with my appologies.

[wwwdelivery.superstock.com image 350x350]


that's the first thing i thought of...
 
2012-01-05 03:50:18 PM  
Link (The One Eye Love)
 
2012-01-05 04:28:15 PM  
... sis, is that you?
 
2012-01-05 04:49:05 PM  
39 homocides. we get that number by july.
 
2012-01-06 06:13:48 AM  
Seriously - 39 murders in Winnipeg last year?

There were only 619 in the whole of the UK. What the hell are you guys doing over there?
 
2012-01-06 06:37:34 AM  
This is Fark, isn't it? But subby gave it the asinine tag instead of the hero tag? My world is turned upside down.
 
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