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Caroline Kennedy is "against her cousin Maria Shriver's reunion with Arnold Schwarzenegger." Because if there's anyone that can offer good marriage advice, it's a Kennedy
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ArkAngel
2012-01-05 10:38:54 AM
She needs a reunion like she needs a hole in the head
Sybarite
2012-01-05 10:46:31 AM
What does Arthur Sulzberger think?
WellBelowAverage
2012-01-05 12:05:34 PM
Maybe Maria can take Arnold for a drive in a convertible through Dallas.
A nice slow drive.
freetomato
2012-01-05 12:06:37 PM
Caroline's been married almost 30 years and they are apparently as close as sisters. Not sure what the problem with her giving her cousin advice would be.
mexican bathtub cheese
2012-01-05 12:08:01 PM
Is Arnold wearing a biker chain wallet?
Grapple
2012-01-05 12:08:48 PM
"He'll be back"
Millennium
2012-01-05 12:08:52 PM
Forgiveness is a very hard path, and a very painful one: certainly it isn't for everybody. But it
is
an option, and it has its own rewards if the circumstances are right. If they've decided to give patching things up a go, I can't begrudge them that.
douchebag/hater
2012-01-05 12:11:07 PM
WHO the fark cares about this dried up loser?
And when Neil Diamond said he wrote 'Sweet Caroline' with her mind?
He must have been trying to get into the will.
What an pandering idiot.
DirkTheDaring
2012-01-05 12:12:26 PM
Good times never seemed so good.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-05 12:12:52 PM
Come on, Cohaagen! You got what you want. Give those people air!
AnubisMan
2012-01-05 12:26:57 PM
Americans that focus on bashing England's obsession over their royal family but continues to talk about these asshats like they mean anything besides a name shared with some people in history. Fark em', who gives a shiat, really? Terminator 2 was awesome.
/American
stevarooni
2012-01-05 12:29:33 PM
AnubisMan
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Americans that focus on bashing England's obsession over their royal family but continues to talk about these asshats like they mean anything besides a name shared with some people in history.
In my experience, there's an overlap in Americans who fawn over British royalty and those who fawn over the
Kennedy
s.
luthia
2012-01-05 12:56:59 PM
Would Caroline's marriage advice be poor?
Are the Kennedys gun-shy?
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-05 01:02:10 PM
The "kennedy curse" is actually a curse on America. Worthless Irish drunks.
Roquefort
2012-01-05 01:07:37 PM
mexican bathtub cheese
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Is Arnold wearing a biker chain wallet?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 224x593]
I think that's actually a leash for the guy walking behind him.
A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes
2012-01-05 01:09:41 PM
'Caroline has been Maria's harshest critic, saying, "Don't do it, Maria. Don't be a fool. Once a cheater, always a cheater",' a Kennedy source told the magazine.
Er ah
you tell her,
dee-ah. Now ah, be a good girl and ah, go make your fahtha a nice sandwich. Er ah. There you go. Chap chap.
Orgasmatron138
2012-01-05 01:44:40 PM
ArkAngel
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She needs a reunion like she needs a hole in the head
They're getting back to trying to breed bulletproof Kennedys.
11of12
2012-01-05 01:52:15 PM
If Skeletor and Terminator reunite it could spell doom for us all!
czetie
2012-01-05 03:14:11 PM
As a Kennedy, she should know to walk away from a wreck and not look back.
Yaxe
2012-01-05 03:48:10 PM
Man, his bastard sun looks a lot like him.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-05 04:00:15 PM
The Kennedy family are experts in the field of infidelity. She might know a thing or two.
ka1axy
2012-01-05 04:52:31 PM
"It was dahk. I was confused"
"When I returned, Mary Jo and the cah were gone."
KrispyKritter
2012-01-05 04:58:47 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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The "kennedy curse" is actually a curse on America. Worthless Irish drunks.
amen to that brother, every farkin word. lowlifes wit money & power. type that pees in the sink.
Ninja Otter
2012-01-05 06:11:05 PM
Millennium
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Forgiveness is a very hard path, and a very painful one: certainly it isn't for everybody. But it is an option, and it has its own rewards if the circumstances are right. If they've decided to give patching things up a go, I can't begrudge them that.
And hell, for all we know she might have had a fling or two of her own. The only two people who can decide whether they should stay married is them.
If they'd divorced a decade ago and now this came out, it would have been a non-issue. It only became a big thing because Arnie loved Maria and decided to stay with her. Somehow being a cheater but staying married is regarded as worse than divorcing someone.
Clemkadidlefark
2012-01-05 06:35:26 PM
I'm still flabbergasted. The Catholic Church out to excommunicate Arnie just for the sin of passing up spectacular Hollywood trim for this .... this ... chupacabra.
(gets a bucket)
Rubix^3
2012-01-05 08:34:33 PM
Are you finished with that bucket?
Jamdug!
2012-01-05 10:37:28 PM
They also get shot a lot.
/What? They do.
ObscureNameHere
2012-01-06 02:30:58 PM
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I'm still flabbergasted. The Catholic Church out to excommunicate
Arnie
just for the sin of passing up spectacular Hollywood trim for this .... this ... chupacabra.
(gets a bucket)
She wouldn't have called him "Arnie", it would be "Meester Arnold".
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