Ugh, no.
If you've ever seen an episode of it, there's no level of hotness she could achieve that would make her tolerable for more than 10 minutes. Ever.

This video (new window) will fill up with goodwill towards Ms Portwood, I'm sure.

Nope. No more MTV people will be staying at my house!

Last time, I let Pauly Shore stay for a few months. He told me it would only be for a week or unitl his check cleared from Miramax...

Let's make celebrities out of teen moms. What could possibly go wrong?

steklo: Last time, I let Pauly Shore stay for a few months. He told me it would only be for a week or unitl his check cleared from Miramax...

So he pulled that on you too huh?

I finally had to get rid of him by calling my house phone and pretending I was from Miramax. I told him that he was going to star in our latest film and he needed to leave immediately. He left right after and I changed the all the locks. Never heard of him since.

Psykorgasm: steklo: Last time, I let Pauly Shore stay for a few months. He told me it would only be for a week or unitl his check cleared from Miramax...

So he pulled that on you too huh?

I finally had to get rid of him by calling my house phone and pretending I was from Miramax. I told him that he was going to star in our latest film and he needed to leave immediately. He left right after and I changed the all the locks. Never heard of him since.

Oh good idea! I had to take drastic measures and for a week straight, played nothing but Austin Stories on the VCR and kept telling him, "See, that's what comedy is...funny!" he then got fed up and packed his things and never saw him again.

Don't worry guys. Last I heard, Pauly Shore had been cryogenically frozen in anticipation of the 1,000th anniversary of "Jury Duty 2."

Now, Randee of the Redwoods -- that guy is tough to get out of your carriage house...

I'm pretty sure calling a teen mom a "trainwreck" is being redundant.

The My Little Pony Killer: Wasn't this the one who had her kid taken away? Shouldn't that make her a former-teen mom and therefore not eligible for media attention?

She should also win a free sterilization.

Whereas Teen Mom Trainwreck Bristol Palin is doing just fine...


Bristol and Tripp are now back in Wassilla and living in an apartment under her mother's TV studio on their property.

It's great having Bristol here,' Sarah told In Touch, 'She makes good decisions and she's always thinking long-term about her and Tripp's future.'



/White teen pregnancy is cool, otherwise, it's a welfare grab by a slutty minority
//threadjack over

Who?

Uzzah: Don't worry guys. Last I heard, Pauly Shore had been cryogenically frozen in anticipation of the 1,000th anniversary of "Jury Duty 2."

Now, Randee of the Redwoods -- that guy is tough to get out of your carriage house...

Randee of the Redwoods - now there's a blast from the past. I actually thought he was funny, much more so than Pauly Shore. Though if they had tried to milk his 30-second clips into an "Either Way Is Fine With Me" half-hour show, it probably would have sucked.

Amber Portwood ranks right up there with Amber Richardson for mothering skills.

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I love the "I have Down Syndrome; why am I the smartest person in this picture??" look on Trig's face.

Scurvy Dog: Uzzah: Don't worry guys. Last I heard, Pauly Shore had been cryogenically frozen in anticipation of the 1,000th anniversary of "Jury Duty 2."

Now, Randee of the Redwoods -- that guy is tough to get out of your carriage house...

Randee of the Redwoods - now there's a blast from the past. I actually thought he was funny, much more so than Pauly Shore. Though if they had tried to milk his 30-second clips into an "Either Way Is Fine With Me" half-hour show, it probably would have sucked.

Wasn't there a Jesse MTV VJ? He like, won a contest or something...he was sorta like a dweeb on dope...

"er...next, on, er...uhm....MTV, is like a video of....like, er, some band, like, er, uh....playing a song."

steklo: Scurvy Dog: Uzzah: Don't worry guys. Last I heard, Pauly Shore had been cryogenically frozen in anticipation of the 1,000th anniversary of "Jury Duty 2."

Now, Randee of the Redwoods -- that guy is tough to get out of your carriage house...

Randee of the Redwoods - now there's a blast from the past. I actually thought he was funny, much more so than Pauly Shore. Though if they had tried to milk his 30-second clips into an "Either Way Is Fine With Me" half-hour show, it probably would have sucked.

Wasn't there a Jesse MTV VJ? He like, won a contest or something...he was sorta like a dweeb on dope...

"er...next, on, er...uhm....MTV, is like a video of....like, er, some band, like, er, uh....playing a song."

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I don't remember that guy. But then again, by 1998 I was watching very little MTV anymore.

Why is this fat person getting press?

Heheh. Realities a biatch isn't it Amber?

Love the TMZ shoops.

take a random stock photo, shoop in the head, add clip art, and done!

She's good for one thing.. or at least WAS..



That said, a .22 round costs about 10 cents and solves a lot of our misery.

This whole situation is very sad.

Brainsick: Whereas Teen Mom Trainwreck Bristol Palin is doing just fine...


Bristol and Tripp are now back in Wassilla and living in an apartment under her mother's TV studio on their property.

It's great having Bristol here,' Sarah told In Touch, 'She makes good decisions and she's always thinking long-term about her and Tripp's future.'



/White teen pregnancy is cool, otherwise, it's a welfare grab by a slutty minority
//threadjack over

Has Bristol been arrested? Evicted?

Try reading stories in a vacuum sometime...you might see your huge white elephant of a hypocrisy staring back at you through your rose colored liberal glasses.

After a quick GIS of this lass, I can confidently say that I neither would or could sportwood for Portwood.

SirTanon: She's good for one thing.. or at least WAS..

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That said, a .22 round costs about 10 cents and solves a lot of our misery.

That is truly the greatest t-shirt of our time.

Didn't she make $250,000 last year?

Get my Teen Mom/Jersey Shore/16 and Stupid as Fence Post updates from Beavis and Butthead. Thank you, Mike Judge.

That's too bad. She was good as Queen Amidala, and I heard Black Swan was ok too, for a chick flick.

Fade2black: Brainsick: Whereas Teen Mom Trainwreck Bristol Palin is doing just fine...


Bristol and Tripp are now back in Wassilla and living in an apartment under her mother's TV studio on their property.

It's great having Bristol here,' Sarah told In Touch, 'She makes good decisions and she's always thinking long-term about her and Tripp's future.'



/White teen pregnancy is cool, otherwise, it's a welfare grab by a slutty minority
//threadjack over

Has Bristol been arrested? Evicted?

Try reading stories in a vacuum sometime...you might see your huge white elephant of a hypocrisy staring back at you through your rose colored liberal glasses.

Dude, Bristol isn't going to sleep with you. Well now that I think about it she might.

Fade2black: Has Bristol been arrested? Evicted?

Try reading stories in a vacuum sometime...you might see your huge white elephant of a hypocrisy staring back at you through your rose colored liberal glasses.


Yes. Indeed. Pointing out the hypocrisy of shaming and moral schadenfruede over one pregnant teen while venerating another as some sort of hero just for getting away with underage drinking and everything else under mommies influence is indeed hypocrisy. Also, being intolerant of racists is intolerant and at least as bad as the racists. Both sides are bad, vote republican.

Funk Brothers: Didn't she make $250,000 last year?

This may not be over money. Non-payment of rent isn't the only reason why you can get evicted. But the article says that the landlord delivered a notice to evict the day after she was arrested for probation violation. I'm guessing this was involving drugs in the house. In most states if a person is using drugs or selling drugs from a rented house the landlord can have them evicted.

Only on Fark could this turn into a political flame war.

wow....that guy has that "I don't believe it" look....

steklo: Scurvy Dog: Uzzah: Don't worry guys. Last I heard, Pauly Shore had been cryogenically frozen in anticipation of the 1,000th anniversary of "Jury Duty 2."

Now, Randee of the Redwoods -- that guy is tough to get out of your carriage house...

Randee of the Redwoods - now there's a blast from the past. I actually thought he was funny, much more so than Pauly Shore. Though if they had tried to milk his 30-second clips into an "Either Way Is Fine With Me" half-hour show, it probably would have sucked.

Wasn't there a Jesse MTV VJ? He like, won a contest or something...he was sorta like a dweeb on dope...

"er...next, on, er...uhm....MTV, is like a video of....like, er, some band, like, er, uh....playing a song."

[28.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]

Oh GOD, Jesse Camp. He released one steaming turd of a hair metal album called Jesse & the 8th Street Kids that bombed, and was working in a pet supply store around the time I graduated college in 2006. The crap you learn (and are forced to remember) when you work in a CD store is just incredible.

/ We had copies of the album in the store
// Around a dozen
/// Hadn't been touched since about half a year after its release

Dreckfan:

Oh GOD, Jesse Camp. He released one steaming turd of a hair metal album called Jesse & the 8th Street Kids that bombed, and was working in a pet supply store around the time I graduated college in 2006. The crap you learn (and are forced to remember) when you work in a CD store is just incredible.

/ We had copies of the album in the store
// Around a dozen
/// Hadn't been touched since about half a year after its release

According to Wiki:

Career

Camp held his position as an occasional TRL host for one year. When he left the series, Thalia DaCosta won the contest to replace him, who in turn was a VJ on the network for about a year. Upon leaving Camp attempted to parlay his MTV fame into a rock career under the name Jesse & the 8th Street Kidz on the Hollywood Records label. Critic Stephen Thomas Erlewine[3] described the hair metal-leaning album as "unbearable".

In late 2006, he was reportedly working at a Los Angeles-area pet supply store called Centinela Feed & Supply. In 2008 he began working for a firm called "Telefund" as a caller, raising money for non-profit liberal and progressive organizations.[4]

Poison: Get my Teen Mom/Jersey Shore/16 and Stupid as Fence Post updates from Beavis and Butthead. Thank you, Mike Judge.

Huh, huh huhuh...like THIS!

Fade2black: Brainsick: Whereas Teen Mom Trainwreck Bristol Palin is doing just fine...


Bristol and Tripp are now back in Wassilla and living in an apartment under her mother's TV studio on their property.

It's great having Bristol here,' Sarah told In Touch, 'She makes good decisions and she's always thinking long-term about her and Tripp's future.'



/White teen pregnancy is cool, otherwise, it's a welfare grab by a slutty minority
//threadjack over

Has Bristol been arrested? Evicted?

Try reading stories in a vacuum sometime...you might see your huge white elephant of a hypocrisy staring back at you through your rose colored liberal glasses.

And how would Bristol have done without the benefit of a famous mommy? I am willing to bet, had she not been Sarah Palin's daughter and instead been just another nameless knocked up kid, her life wound not be going nearly as well.

I'm just down the road in Noblesville, she can come live with me.
/And pay the rent on her back
//or her knees, her choice
///Giggity

steklo: wow....that guy has that "I don't believe it" look....

With the way she's leaving her chin open like that, a quick left jab would solve his problem.

Larry Flynt photos in

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2

1.......

89 Stick-Up Kid: steklo: wow....that guy has that "I don't believe it" look....

With the way she's leaving her chin open like that, a quick left jab would solve his problem.

If he had done it at the top of the stairs a couple years ago he could have solved a couple problems.

My wife watched the whole teen mom series that are on netflix (she has a weakness for those shows...ugh) So i got to see what her madness was.

Now I'm a good person, but if I ever saw her in real life I think I would shoot her in the neck just so I could watch her die.

\Really, I'm a good person
\\Really
\\\Woulnd't really do that, but would think it.

Yikes, she must have farked up pretty bad to get evicted from a place in Anderson.

My wife watches teen mom, and I occasionally join her. The two things I remember about this girl:

1) She has the world's most annoying voice.
2) She never has sheets on her bed. She just lays on the mattress with maybe a blanket.

HBK: My wife watches teen mom, and I occasionally join her. The two things I remember about this girl:

1) She has the world's most annoying voice.
2) She never has sheets on her bed. She just lays on the mattress with maybe a blanket.

She likes it raw.

Poison: Get my Teen Mom/Jersey Shore/16 and Stupid as Fence Post updates from Beavis and Butthead. Thank you, Mike Judge.

Breast Aug-mehn-tay-shawn.