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		Moon Unit Zappa files for divorce. Apparently loved going into like clothing stores and stuff to buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff. Its like so biatchen cuz like everybodys like Super-super nice. It's like so biatchen (dailymail.co.uk)		40
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Bukharin

2012-01-05 09:56:00 AM

JammerJim

2012-01-05 10:19:28 AM

She was a cutie back in the day. Huh, still is, in that hot librarian sort of way.

karnal

2012-01-05 10:19:55 AM

What a Moon Unit might look like.....
www.slobots.com

LewDux

2012-01-05 10:25:02 AM

is she divorcing her name?

GibbyTheMole

2012-01-05 10:28:39 AM

I remember seeing Moon Zappa on a charity episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. She didn't appear to be um... how can I put this delicately?... in danger of receiving a phone call from Mensa.

ac982000

2012-01-05 10:32:23 AM

LewDux: is she divorcing her name?

I'm thinking she just wants her maiden name back, Moon unit Zappa sounds so much better than Moon Unit Doucette

dittybopper

2012-01-05 10:41:14 AM

AcneVulgaris

2012-01-05 10:43:36 AM

Poor girl looks a lot like her father.

Bukharin

2012-01-05 10:47:55 AM

dittybopper: GibbyTheMole: I remember seeing Moon Zappa on a charity episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. She didn't appear to be um... how can I put this delicately?... in danger of receiving a phone call from Mensa.

They say talent skips a generation.

like Hank Williams Jr?

Life_is_a_carnivore

2012-01-05 10:58:38 AM

OMG

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-01-05 11:07:11 AM

Ever notice how the media and the general public INSIST upon including her middle name every time she's mentioned? It's like her own personal Hussein.

/yeah i went there

MoronLessOff

2012-01-05 11:14:07 AM

Ed Grubermann

2012-01-05 11:21:29 AM

Life_is_a_carnivore: OMG

Totally.

DjangoStonereaver

2012-01-05 11:21:38 AM

Ah yes. The Zappa children.

Proof that talent isn't necessarily genetic.

buck1138

2012-01-05 11:25:22 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Ah yes. The Zappa children.

Proof that talent isn't necessarily genetic.

Dweezil can play the shiat out of the guitar, unfortunately he couldn't write a good song if his life depended on it.

zappaisfrank

2012-01-05 11:31:57 AM

GibbyTheMole: I remember seeing Moon Zappa on a charity episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. She didn't appear to be um... how can I put this delicately?... in danger of receiving a phone call from Mensa.

I saw the same show..I got the impression she was mocking the proceedings more than trying to make an honest effort to answer the questions.

I'd still hit it, BTW.

Uzzah

2012-01-05 12:02:48 PM

I bet she found out her husband was a bufu. Like lord god king bufu.

Hoopy Frood

2012-01-05 12:12:22 PM

AcneVulgaris: Poor girl looks a lot like her father.

She's not like really ugly or anything, she's just like, I don't know.

dennysgod

2012-01-05 12:25:06 PM

meh...I wouldn't mind seeing her moon unit.

macross87

2012-01-05 12:27:49 PM

Are any earth destroying lasers involved?

/loud frau Blucher-like voice

I Like Bread

2012-01-05 12:33:48 PM

I had a cat named Moon Unit. It behaved in much the same way that her namesake does.

VibroCount

2012-01-05 01:09:00 PM

When she starred in the short-lived TV sitcom Normal Life, one critic ignored the dumb situation and bad writing to focus on her looks. He said her mouth resembled a gaping exit wound and he could not stop from staring at it. He thought it was meant to distract the audience from noticing how bad her acting was.

dittybopper

2012-01-05 01:37:00 PM

Bukharin: dittybopper: GibbyTheMole: I remember seeing Moon Zappa on a charity episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. She didn't appear to be um... how can I put this delicately?... in danger of receiving a phone call from Mensa.

They say talent skips a generation.

like Hank Williams Jr?

Yep.

dittybopper

2012-01-05 01:37:57 PM

zappaisfrank: I got the impression she was mocking the proceedings more than trying to make an honest effort to answer the questions.

Given your Nom de Fark, it doesn't surprise me that you'd view it that way.

zappaisfrank

2012-01-05 02:41:22 PM

dittybopper: zappaisfrank: I got the impression she was mocking the proceedings more than trying to make an honest effort to answer the questions.

Given your Nom de Fark, it doesn't surprise me that you'd view it that way.

I view it that way because, A) I actually saw the show and it was pretty ridiculous all the way around, and B) I have seen other interviews with her and she is no dummy.

But thanks for playing, Captain Snark.

Second Try

2012-01-05 02:43:02 PM

The Eagle has landed.

dittybopper

2012-01-05 03:08:25 PM

zappaisfrank: dittybopper: zappaisfrank: I got the impression she was mocking the proceedings more than trying to make an honest effort to answer the questions.

Given your Nom de Fark, it doesn't surprise me that you'd view it that way.

I view it that way because, A) I actually saw the show and it was pretty ridiculous all the way around, and B) I have seen other interviews with her and she is no dummy.

But thanks for playing, Captain Snark.

Damn you to Hell, you son of a milkless whore, for divulging my secret identity!

patcarew

2012-01-05 03:17:58 PM

Uzzah: I bet she found out her husband was a bufu. Like lord god king bufu.

Is that anything like Bwana Dick?

angstycoder

2012-01-05 03:52:58 PM

Fire the "Laser"

/ " "

croesius

2012-01-05 04:18:37 PM

Hmm...let's see....

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Ye gods, it's really his daughter.

HopScotchNSoda

2012-01-05 05:12:45 PM

No wonder she's divorcing him. He like makes her do the dishes and cleeeeean the cat box. I am sure that's like gross.

zappaisfrank

2012-01-05 06:34:10 PM

Frank's other daughter, Diva.

Girl On Couch

2012-01-05 06:36:14 PM

Yeah but she gets to keep the house...which is in a really good part of Encino, so it's ok.

Crackers Are a Family Food

2012-01-05 07:14:39 PM

MoronLessOff: [t2.gstatic.com image 159x318]

As a fellow Guilty Gear fan, I approve of your post.

PlumCrazy

2012-01-05 07:29:51 PM

Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy
Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me...

STOP...it burns, it burns!

Equilibrist

2012-01-05 10:45:10 PM

Nice 'Valley Girl' reference. Shame everyone else is 'Clueless'

HopScotchNSoda

2012-01-05 11:18:56 PM

Girl On Couch: Yeah but she gets to keep the house...which is in a really good part of Encino, so it's ok.

Encino's like so biatchin. There's like the Galleria, and like all these like really great shoe stores.

Dee Snarl

2012-01-06 01:56:27 AM

zappaisfrank: GibbyTheMole: I remember seeing Moon Zappa on a charity episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. She didn't appear to be um... how can I put this delicately?... in danger of receiving a phone call from Mensa.

I saw the same show..I got the impression she was mocking the proceedings more than trying to make an honest effort to answer the questions.

She was such a stupid, condescending biatch there. That made me loathe her.

Irving Maimway

2012-01-06 07:18:32 AM

The teenager in me would love to be in a sandwich with her and Justine Bateman.

//Yeah I'm old.
//Heard there was nudity in "Satisfaction"
//Sat through the whole dam thing.

Doctor Jan Itor

2012-01-06 08:21:31 AM

Fer sure.

/Valley dude

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