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2012-01-05 08:45:12 AM
FTFA: A bluefin tuna caught off northeastern Japan

Wasn't there just a meltdown around there?
 
2012-01-05 08:46:24 AM
Complete. Your mum couldn't earn that much even if she .............
 
2012-01-05 09:55:12 AM
Anna Nicole Smith in the 1990s?
 
2012-01-05 10:06:22 AM
give me doughnuts: Anna Nicole Smith in the 1990s?

Wrap it up, people. We're done here.
 
2012-01-05 10:38:19 AM
I guess the economy must be hitting Drew harder than we thought. Come on, people, buy some TF subscriptions so he isn't reduced to this
 
2012-01-05 11:24:24 AM
Damnit Nicole I thought we talked about this! Ooooh in Japan for a minute I thought this was about my sister...
 
2012-01-05 12:09:13 PM
They won't stop until there are no more blue fin tuna. Then they will start making something else extinct.

Humans are termites.
 
2012-01-05 12:10:16 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: FTFA: A bluefin tuna caught off northeastern Japan

Wasn't there just a meltdown around there?


I guess radioactive materials aren't cheap...
 
2012-01-05 12:10:20 PM
Roseanne Barr?
 
2012-01-05 12:10:28 PM
Damn, I would love to eat that. The tuna, not subby's mom.
 
2012-01-05 12:11:07 PM
Kirstie Alley?
 
2012-01-05 12:11:24 PM
Did Submitter just talk shiat about his/her own mom?
 
2012-01-05 12:11:42 PM
AcneVulgaris: They won't stop until there are no more blue fin tuna. Then they will start making something else extinct.

Humans are termites
viruses.

www.oocities.org

FTFY
 
2012-01-05 12:11:44 PM
Its funny you hear stories from like 200 years ago where fish like this were fairly common. Stupid humans.
 
2012-01-05 12:11:55 PM
Snookie?
 
2012-01-05 12:12:17 PM
Memememememememememememememememe! Yay!
 
2012-01-05 12:12:36 PM
Sally Struthers?
 
2012-01-05 12:12:52 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: FTFA: A bluefin tuna caught off northeastern Japan

Wasn't there just a meltdown around there?


Nukes make bigger fish?
 
2012-01-05 12:12:59 PM
PsyLord: AcneVulgaris: They won't stop until there are no more blue fin tuna. Then they will start making something else extinct.

Humans are termites viruses parasites.

[www.oocities.org image 352x288]

FTFY


FTFY
 
2012-01-05 12:13:20 PM
Fireproof: Did Submitter just talk shiat about his/her own mom?

Have you actually met his mom? If you had you would understand.
 
2012-01-05 12:13:38 PM
One of the last specimens of massive bluefin tuna that are slowly being driven to extinction?

We saw it happen with white tail deer. Pic from 100 years ago showed deer with massive antlers. Now, you're lucky if you see a 6 point.

Mark my words. If it keeps up, we'll end up with antlerless deer in this country, and smaller tuna in the oceans.
 
2012-01-05 12:14:06 PM
FTFA 'I can do nothing but smile'

Will you be smiling when all the bluefin tuna is gone?
 
2012-01-05 12:14:39 PM
girlstalkinsmack.com
 
2012-01-05 12:14:43 PM
And some idiot American tourist is going to request their seared Ahi Tuna be well done.
 
2012-01-05 12:16:23 PM
AcneVulgaris: They won't stop until there are no more blue fin tuna. Then they will start making something else extinct.

Humans are termites.


The important thing is you found a way to feel superior to everyone, without sounding like a complete mora... nevermind.
 
2012-01-05 12:17:00 PM
farewell to the wolves of the sea
a true crying shame
 
2012-01-05 12:17:46 PM
Queen Latifah?
 
2012-01-05 12:18:40 PM
AcneVulgaris: They won't stop until there are no more blue fin tuna. Then they will start making something else extinct.

Humans are termites.


Neither will Americans. We are vacuuming the oceans so that people can have fresh seafood in Des Moines and Lubbock three meals per day if they want.
 
2012-01-05 12:19:16 PM
I'm way too bent about the japanese fishing culture of eradication
to put up anything that isn't blatantly racist.

besides this piece explaining my butthurt
 
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2012-01-05 12:20:06 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism: FTFA: A bluefin tuna caught off northeastern Japan

Wasn't there just a meltdown around there?




yeah, but to be fair the fish did have 3 eyes. his name was brinky
 
2012-01-05 12:21:23 PM
meat0918: Mark my words. If it keeps up, we'll end up with antlerless deer in this country

That can't be true. All the Fark hunters tell us they are the true shepherds of the wild and they only kill what they are going to eat on the way back to the hunting lodge.
 
2012-01-05 12:25:21 PM
Looks just like Starkist tuna. Dolphin safe!!
 
2012-01-05 12:27:03 PM
meat0918: One of the last specimens of massive bluefin tuna that are slowly being driven to extinction?

We saw it happen with white tail deer. Pic from 100 years ago showed deer with massive antlers. Now, you're lucky if you see a 6 point.

Mark my words. If it keeps up, we'll end up with antlerless deer in this country, and smaller tuna in the oceans.


This is interesting to think about and it's certainly possible.

There are enough whitetail in the U.S. for the population to never be in any danger, but as hunters take deer with large antlers, they are selecting for deer with smaller/no antlers. Give it a few hundred years and evolution will take care of the rest.
 
2012-01-05 12:30:30 PM
thats like 1.3k a pound

at those prices you know there are some biology geeks figuring out how to grow that meat in a vat

and seriously how do the restaurant patrons know? do they do a DNA test each time they eat?

if I owned a place that sold this stuff I would just lie, sell some similar fish that cost me a lot less, and make sure the money was offshore in case I got caught
 
2012-01-05 12:32:44 PM
NightOwl2255: meat0918: Mark my words. If it keeps up, we'll end up with antlerless deer in this country

That can't be true. All the Fark hunters tell us they are the true shepherds of the wild and they only kill what they are going to eat on the way back to the hunting lodge.


Lol. Michigan is chock full of "Let 'Em Go, Let 'Em Grow" signs, begging hunters to not shoot small antlered deer.

There was even a problem with the northern pike size limit, you could only keep those 22" and above, problem was, the females reached that size before the males. One got to wondering where all the pike had gone, let alone the massive ones you used to be able to catch, then it occurred to them they might want to raise the size limit so the damn things could actually breed.

Perhaps, just perhaps, they should cut back the harvest of these tuna. But, scarcity only makes the problem (the amount of cash you can get for a fish that large) worse. Doesn't matter if it is from lowered harvest by mandate or as a consequence of overfishing.
 
2012-01-05 12:33:54 PM
RembrandtQEinstein: thats like 1.3k a pound

at those prices you know there are some biology geeks figuring out how to grow that meat in a vat

and seriously how do the restaurant patrons know? do they do a DNA test each time they eat?

if I owned a place that sold this stuff I would just lie, sell some similar fish that cost me a lot less, and make sure the money was offshore in case I got caught


Scam artists are WAY ahead of you on that one. (new window)
 
2012-01-05 12:35:59 PM
FTFA:

"and a lot of the folks that are supporting Gov. Romney are supporting him because, well, they think he's going to win and you're going to be with the winner,"


No way, really?

This made my head asplode.
 
2012-01-05 12:40:10 PM
mcwehrle: FTFA:

"and a lot of the folks that are supporting Gov. Romney are supporting him because, well, they think he's going to win and you're going to be with the winner,"


No way, really?

This made my head asplode.


I know Rmoney is a cold fish, but 590 pounds?
 
2012-01-05 12:41:46 PM
SweetSaws: PsyLord: AcneVulgaris: They won't stop until there are no more blue fin tuna. Then they will start making something else extinct.

Humans are termites viruses parasites
mostly an invasive species.

Or, as I prefer to be known, an invasive exotic.

[www.oocities.org image 352x288]


FTFY
 
2012-01-05 12:42:55 PM
This isn't cool. Bluefin are nearly extinct.

Safer seafood is things like sardines and yellowfin tuna.
 
2012-01-05 12:52:20 PM
Mmmm, I can only imagine how much o-toro that thing produced.
 
2012-01-05 12:52:43 PM
And when there will be only one bluefin tuna, one black rhino or one tiger left in the world, there will be a Japanese or Chinese businessman willing to pay extra to eat its flesh
 
2012-01-05 01:09:06 PM
capt.hollister: And when there will be only one bluefin tuna, one black rhino or one tiger left in the world, there will be a Japanese or Chinese businessman willing to pay extra to eat its flesh

blog.zap2it.com
 
2012-01-05 01:18:42 PM
Big Man On Campus: AcneVulgaris: They won't stop until there are no more blue fin tuna. Then they will start making something else extinct.

Humans are termites.

The important thing is you found a way to feel superior to everyone, without sounding like a complete mora... nevermind.


Last I checked, I was human, and included in that group.

Inferiority complex much?
 
2012-01-05 01:24:03 PM
machoprogrammer: This isn't cool. Bluefin are nearly extinct.

Safer seafood is things like sardines and yellowfin tuna.


You do know that Pacific bluefin tuna are considered "least concern", right? That means not even close to extinct.

So much derp in this thread.
 
2012-01-05 01:25:09 PM
capt.hollister: And when there will be only one bluefin tuna, one black rhino or one tiger left in the world, there will be a Japanese or Chinese businessman willing to pay extra to eat its flesh

Who's flesh? the men who ate it??
 
2012-01-05 01:29:42 PM
groppet: Its funny you hear stories from like 200 years ago where fish like this were fairly common. Stupid humans.

Yeah, that's sad. What's also sad is the insane demand for those fish in Japan. I know of at least two instances where a fishing boat out of a NC port caught big bluefin tuna, and literally burned their engines out getting them back to port ASAP. There were agents waiting for them on the dock with a check big enough to pay to replace the engines and the rest of their fishing season, just for that one fish. The tuna would be packed in dry ice and flown directly to Japan, where it would be carved up for sushi or whatever it is they do with them.
 
2012-01-05 01:30:26 PM
Tawnos: machoprogrammer: This isn't cool. Bluefin are nearly extinct.

Safer seafood is things like sardines and yellowfin tuna.

You do know that Pacific bluefin tuna are considered "least concern", right? That means not even close to extinct.

So much derp in this thread.


The concern is over how the larger tuna are becoming harder and harder to find.
 
2012-01-05 01:33:38 PM
JackieRabbit: AcneVulgaris: They won't stop until there are no more blue fin tuna. Then they will start making something else extinct.

Humans are termites.

Neither will Americans. We are vacuuming the oceans so that people can have fresh seafood in Des Moines and Lubbock three meals per day if they want.


The sea-food industry never got beyond the hunter-gatherer stage of developement. For meat and poultry have domesticated and farm-raised animals, but with fish it is still netting and hooking wild species.
The equipment used may be more modern, but the strategy is still Paleolithic.
 
2012-01-05 01:36:42 PM
Hey! now we can-a all-a playa tuna in-a Tokyo?

/My Italian-American wife's gonna sluga me-a for thata one-a
 
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