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Dermatologist says Botox has 'turned Carla Bruni into a chipmunk'. AAAALLLLLLLVVVVIIIIIINNNNNNN
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gimmeafuckinname
2012-01-05 08:58:43 AM
Vanity's a biatch...
mistrmind
2012-01-05 08:59:57 AM
All I gotta say is, "Yipes!"
varmitydog
2012-01-05 09:05:24 AM
If there is anything worse than Alvin & the Chipmunks, it would be a French version of it.
howdyyall9999
2012-01-05 09:15:56 AM
Yikes for a second I read Gugino
mmmm....mouthful of nuts.....
Now I Is!
2012-01-05 09:17:15 AM
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-05 09:20:52 AM
This is the Only Carla for whom I have eyes.
Guuberre
2012-01-05 09:37:42 AM
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-05 09:40:04 AM
Hot chicks, they have a shelf life.
/sad but true
//best if used by....
michaelgvh
2012-01-05 09:42:35 AM
This accusation looks like it's a big surprise to her.
jaybeezey
2012-01-05 09:48:38 AM
She looks like she's trying out for the part of Old Gelfling in the Dark Crystal sequel.
//that one's for the old farkers
///i hope there isn't a sequel
bdub77
2012-01-05 10:15:31 AM
Kurmudgeon
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Hot chicks, they have a shelf life.
It's unfortunate that very pretty girls don't let themselves grow old anymore. They get a bunch of facial injections, facelifts, and other things by the age of 30 that just makes them look 40. Plus by getting unnecessary plastic surgery you are basically a walking billboard that says "I'm superficial".
/I'm OK with boob jobs though
//boobs
R.A.Danny
2012-01-05 11:56:42 AM
I am really turned on by women that have aged gracefully. Sadly my demographic isn't pating their bills.
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-05 12:42:56 PM
And the natural conclusion of all this enhancement work?
This
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Second Try
2012-01-05 01:35:04 PM
Id hit it.
Apos
2012-01-05 02:00:59 PM
Second Try
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Id hit it.
So would I. And from the looks of it,she'd be delighted.
This Face Left Blank
2012-01-05 02:39:34 PM
Why do they have a picture of her RealDoll(™) on the right?
Yeesh, she's approaching the uncanny valley from the wrong side.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-05 03:46:50 PM
Her face has more plastic in it than an Oral B toothbrush.
FunkOut
2012-01-05 06:11:30 PM
Uh, why are there so many women that aren't even old yet getting plastic surgery meant for old women? Way to screw up your face. Sheesh.
gunga galunga
2012-01-05 06:34:59 PM
varmitydog
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If there is anything worse than Alvin & the Chipmunks, it would be a French version of it.
I'm just competely baffled on why they are so popular. Even as a kid, the "Christmas Don't Be Late" song was enough of the pitch-shifted singing chipmunks for me.
And now the third movie is outgrossing the muppets? Damn it, parents of America, do a better job of overruling your kids.
Snatch Bandergrip
2012-01-05 08:38:55 PM
Tragic. There was nothing wrong with her.
Ladies, please. Unless an ape rips off your face, please refrain from cosmetic surgery. It is profoundly counter-productive.
/Also, I've never met a pair of real tits that I didn't like
Voodoo_Stu
2012-01-05 10:46:50 PM
Kurmudgeon
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Hot chicks, they have a shelf life.
/sad but true
//best if used by....
Maybe. But I'd still prefer them without the preservatives.
spacemanjones
2012-01-06 12:37:47 AM
That woman would have aged so beautifully. Why to F it up a-hole.
/I'd still hit it for minutes
NateAsbestos
2012-01-06 12:31:53 PM
howdyyall9999
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Yikes for a second I read Gugino
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mmmm....mouthful of nuts.....
God Jesus is she hot
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