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(Some Guy) Unlikely Even in the Bang Phlat section of Bangkok, Thailand it is illegal to perform "penis enlargement massages" in your car   (bangkokpost.com) divider line 20
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remscheld
2012-01-05 08:55:41 AM
If "massages" actually enlarged it, I'm pretty sure you'd be able to use my penis as a zip-line to the moon and back by now.
 
RonQuixote
2012-01-05 08:57:55 AM
Well, Phuket.
 
way south
2012-01-05 08:59:07 AM
remscheld: If "massages" actually enlarged it, I'm pretty sure you'd be able to use my penis as a zip-line to the moon and back by now.

They only work temporarily.
/no cumulative effects so far as I can tell.
 
Cheron
2012-01-05 08:59:42 AM

Zoning violation?

§ 2.4.473 ..."penis enlargement massages" may only be performed in stalls, booths, store fronts or offices zoned commercial...
 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark]
2012-01-05 09:13:13 AM
I thought everything was legal in Thailand? Hmm... Maybe I read the wrong brochure?
 
jimpoz
2012-01-05 09:19:24 AM
One night of that would make a hard man humble.
 
Robert1966
2012-01-05 09:22:34 AM
as opposed to the other Bangkok
 
HK-MP5-SD
2012-01-05 09:27:34 AM
I'm sure that having your penis Banged Phlat would result in an increase in length, I don't think it would work right anymore, so I'm not letting anybody close to mine with a hammer.
 
blackminded
2012-01-05 09:27:59 AM
remscheld: If "massages" actually enlarged it, I'm pretty sure you'd be able to use my penis as a zip-line to the moon and back by now.

way south: remscheld: If "massages" actually enlarged it, I'm pretty sure you'd be able to use my penis as a zip-line to the moon and back by now.

They only work temporarily.
/no cumulative effects so far as I can tell.

So I'm not the only one?

/my people
 
MoronLessOff
2012-01-05 09:41:05 AM
Fark party: Bangkok?
 
BitwiseShift
2012-01-05 09:45:53 AM
This picture is quite useful for penis enshrinkment.
i463.photobucket.com
 
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-05 10:05:19 AM
"Car penis massage service busted"

Methinks if the car has a penis, it's probably not a machine.
 
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-05 10:06:24 AM
BitwiseShift: This picture is quite useful for penis enshrinkment.
[i463.photobucket.com image 205x260]

Thanks. My penis just crawled up inside me to hide in fear.
 
brownrt
2012-01-05 10:16:48 AM
What?!? It's a good thing I bought the travel insurance...
 
lelio
2012-01-05 11:23:30 AM
Huh, I got that guy's phone number when I ordered Cream of Sum Yun Guy soup. I always thought that was weird.
 
Bondith
2012-01-05 01:39:26 PM
I find that when I bang, it typically doesn't stay phlat.
 
cedarpark
2012-01-05 03:28:15 PM
Not much between despair and extasy.
 
Macular Degenerate
2012-01-05 04:18:57 PM
There's a joke in here somewhere, something about Bang Phlat girls, but I am too busy getting a penis enlargement massage to come up with it. Oh wait.
 
LiteWerk
2012-01-06 01:39:03 AM
jimpoz: One night of that would make a hard man humble.

Murray, old chap, don't lose your Head...
 
Bondith
2012-01-06 02:37:06 PM
Macular Degenerate
There's a joke in here somewhere, something about Bang Phlat girls, but I am too busy getting a penis enlargement massage to come up with it. Oh wait.

Phlat Bangin' girls, you make the Phuket world go 'round?
 
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