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(Canoe) Scary Canadian Defence Minister marries hot Iranian chick. What could possibly go wrong?   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 132
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2012-01-05 08:33:47 AM
She was born in Iran, she must have evil cooties!

She speaks for human rights, right. We know she's talking about the human right to turn Canada into a Shariah state! The right to hang non-existing homosexuals! The right to adopt weird names with too many vowels!

SHE'S IRANIAN, PEOPLE.
 
2012-01-05 08:34:22 AM
Seriously, fark you subby.
 
2012-01-05 08:45:05 AM
That should finally put an end to MacKay within the Canada's Conservative Party... Pesky Progressive Conservative and his liberal views.
 
2012-01-05 08:47:08 AM
The woman who cuts my hair sometimes is Iranian and she's pretty hot.

She was shocked when I said I would visit Iran if I had the chance. Well maybe not shocked, but surprised.
 
2012-01-05 08:48:38 AM
FTA: She's also a licensed pilot, earning her wings in the Royal Canadian Air Cadets, achieving the rank of warrant officer first class. She's also a recording artist and stars in her own music videos.

Too bad she's so homely looking.

i162.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-05 08:56:57 AM
I'd go on a Search and Rescue mission with her
 
2012-01-05 09:11:44 AM
Like most Canuckians, I - too - was born in another country.
I hope Smitty goes to an NHL game and catches a 115 km/hr slap-shot with his cock.
 
2012-01-05 09:23:40 AM
What could possibly go wrong?

t2.gstatic.com

Nothing. Nothing at all.
 
2012-01-05 09:54:18 AM
Tatsuma: She was born in Iran, she must have evil cooties!

She speaks for human rights, right. We know she's talking about the human right to turn Canada into a Shariah state! The right to hang non-existing homosexuals! The right to adopt weird names with too many vowels!

SHE'S IRANIAN, PEOPLE.


I thought you liked hating Iranians for no reason except they are Iranians.

After all, who can forget jumping for joy at dead Iranians?

i575.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-05 11:08:26 AM
what could go wrong? well, she could be a spy, amiright?

/nah, what's wrong is that she's not on top of me right farking now...
 
2012-01-05 11:20:37 AM
let's see she's 32, so she was born in 1979, and her family fled iran when she was a baby because her father was sentence to death. so who sentenced him? if it was the revolution that means her farther was most likely part of the shah's torturous regime. if it was the shah, that means her father was part of the islamofacist revolution. so she was either raised by a monster that supported a brutal dictator, or she was raised by an islamofacist revolutionary and supports sharia law. either way this is bad news...for the canadian people.

/or i could be wildly off-base, but isn't speculation is fun...
 
2012-01-05 11:27:23 AM
The only thing wrong is the unavailability of yet another stunning hot woman.
but don't worry submitter, she'd have never talked to you in the first place, she doesn't look like the type who'd eat at McDonald's.
 
2012-01-05 11:27:58 AM
GAT_00: After all, who can forget jumping for joy at dead Iranians?

Technically, weren't those dead russian civilians?
 
2012-01-05 11:27:58 AM
Defence of marriage act.
 
2012-01-05 11:28:18 AM
dont worry about the "hunny pot" subby, Ministers don't actually do/know anything
 
2012-01-05 11:28:45 AM
Rev.K: The woman who cuts my hair sometimes is Iranian and she's pretty hot.

She was shocked when I said I would visit Iran if I had the chance. Well maybe not shocked, but surprised.


What is she when she's not Iranian?

/subby probably thinks Iranians are Arabs
 
2012-01-05 11:29:00 AM
GAT_00: Tatsuma: She was born in Iran, she must have evil cooties!

She speaks for human rights, right. We know she's talking about the human right to turn Canada into a Shariah state! The right to hang non-existing homosexuals! The right to adopt weird names with too many vowels!

SHE'S IRANIAN, PEOPLE.

I thought you liked hating Iranians for no reason except they are Iranians.

After all, who can forget jumping for joy at dead Iranians?

[i575.photobucket.com image 625x415]


*snort*
 
2012-01-05 11:29:09 AM
A Fark Handle: let's see she's 32, so she was born in 1979, and her family fled iran when she was a baby because her father was sentence to death. so who sentenced him? if it was the revolution that means her farther was most likely part of the shah's torturous regime. if it was the shah, that means her father was part of the islamofacist revolution. so she was either raised by a monster that supported a brutal dictator, or she was raised by an islamofacist revolutionary and supports sharia law. either way this is bad news...for the canadian people.

/or i could be wildly off-base, but isn't speculation is fun...


Or, like most who left Iran during that period, just wanted to get away from the uncertainty of violent revolutionary turmoil.

/once dated a persian
//crazy, but hot
 
2012-01-05 11:29:45 AM
Iran doesn't deserve anyone that good looking in their country. She's bangin'!
 
2012-01-05 11:29:47 AM
So, when does the war start? I need a good distraction from the ongoing pillaging of wealth from the middle classes. All that OWS stuff was just depressing.
 
2012-01-05 11:30:04 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee, explosive, with far reaching political concerns.
 
2012-01-05 11:30:05 AM
No burqa? BARE MIDRIFF? SINGING???? This scandalous harlot needs to be stoned to death ASAP.
 
2012-01-05 11:30:32 AM
Rev.K: The woman who cuts my hair sometimes is Iranian and she's pretty hot.

How does one decide "today I'm going to be iranian"?
 
2012-01-05 11:30:48 AM
D135: dont worry about the "hunny pot" subby, Ministers Canadians don't actually do/know anything

Fixed that for ya'
 
2012-01-05 11:31:04 AM
GAT_00: Tatsuma: She was born in Iran, she must have evil cooties!

She speaks for human rights, right. We know she's talking about the human right to turn Canada into a Shariah state! The right to hang non-existing homosexuals! The right to adopt weird names with too many vowels!

SHE'S IRANIAN, PEOPLE.

I thought you liked hating Iranians for no reason except they are Iranians.

After all, who can forget jumping for joy at dead Iranians?

[i575.photobucket.com image 625x415]


She's one of the good kind. Like old Joe who works the door at my building. He's not like the other blacks.
 
2012-01-05 11:31:27 AM
Damn you mcmnky. Damn you.
 
2012-01-05 11:31:57 AM
She is a BOMBshell.
 
2012-01-05 11:31:59 AM
If shows her skin, he has to beat her with a stick?
 
2012-01-05 11:32:02 AM
mcmnky:

/subby probably thinks Iranians are Arabs


Iranians definitely don't think they are Arabs.

They also usually don't admit to being Iranian, either.
 
2012-01-05 11:32:03 AM
When does TFA get scary, cowardmitter? All I got from it was sexism and boredom (stunning bombshell, CNEWS? Really?). Canadian politician marries hot chick. Ooooh, scary.

Now, if you're 10 years old and afraid of girls, then OK.
 
2012-01-05 11:32:35 AM
mcmnky: Rev.K: The woman who cuts my hair sometimes is Iranian and she's pretty hot.

She was shocked when I said I would visit Iran if I had the chance. Well maybe not shocked, but surprised.

What is she when she's not Iranian?

/subby probably thinks Iranians are Arabs


Well, some of them are.

*Insert Iranian Embassy Siege Pic here.*

/Knows that Iranians are predominantly Persian
//Like most countries in the world, Iran does single culture.
 
2012-01-05 11:32:40 AM
Did the subby not read the article?
 
2012-01-05 11:33:25 AM
A Fark Handle: let's see she's 32, so she was born in 1979, and her family fled iran when she was a baby because her father was sentence to death. so who sentenced him? if it was the revolution that means her farther was most likely part of the shah's torturous regime. if it was the shah, that means her father was part of the islamofacist revolution. so she was either raised by a monster that supported a brutal dictator, or she was raised by an islamofacist revolutionary and supports sharia law. either way this is bad news...for the canadian people.

/or i could be wildly off-base, but isn't speculation is fun...


It's much more likely that he was sentenced by the new regime simply based on the dates. If he was sentenced by the Shah's regime because he was a supporter of the Islamic revolution, why wouldn't he return after the people he supported took over?

Also, why does he have to be some sort of supporter of the Shah? Not supporting the Islamic regime doesn't mean he's a Shah supporter. I believe (but I might be wrong), that the Islamic regime wasn't very supportive of academics and others as well.
 
2012-01-05 11:33:31 AM
flaminio: D135: dont worry about the "hunny pot" subby, Ministers Canadians don't actually do/know anything

Fixed that for ya'


RON PAUL!!!
 
2012-01-05 11:33:45 AM
Iran was Persia and yes, Persia has a rich cultural history. Cyrus the Great enacted one of the first freedom of religion laws.
 
2012-01-05 11:34:44 AM
//Like most countries in the world, Iran does NOT HAVE a single culture.

Argh. Bad farker, bad.
 
2012-01-05 11:34:53 AM
How can a "human rights activist" marry a Conservative politician? McKay must be sporting an impressive cock...

/lest we forget the Belinda Stronach affair...
 
2012-01-05 11:35:08 AM
Buh?! Was the fact that he was engaged kept secret?
They were still talking about his crush on Condi Rice and past relationship with Belinda Stronach (sp?) the other day in the paper.
 
2012-01-05 11:36:12 AM
mexican bathtub cheese: mcmnky:

/subby probably thinks Iranians are Arabs

Iranians definitely don't think they are Arabs.

They also usually don't admit to being Iranian, either.


They refer to themselves as Persian when they speak English, because Iran is the Farsi word for Persia (they've always been Iranian, but it wasn't until the revolution that that word started getting used in English. It's like those sneaky Germans who call themselves Germans instead of Deutscher).
 
2012-01-05 11:36:24 AM
I would bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb her vagina.

/got nuthin'
 
2012-01-05 11:36:39 AM
Jake Havechek: Iran was Persia and yes, Persia has a rich cultural history. Cyrus the Great enacted one of the first freedom of religion laws.

I think we should go back to calling it Persia. It's just a nicer name, it's soft and rolls off the tongue with ease, whereas Iran eye-ran, ee-rahn, eruhn, is harsh and cold. Who knows, it might just normalise relations.
 
2012-01-05 11:37:11 AM
Iranian women usually have pretty faces and big boobs.
 
2012-01-05 11:37:40 AM
This thread fails due to lack of hot iranian chick pictures (will also accept arab chicks, palestinian chicks, and israeli chicks)
 
2012-01-05 11:38:08 AM
KiplingKat872: //Like most countries in the world, Iran does NOT HAVE a single culture.

Argh. Bad farker, bad.


Like most cultures in the world

CANADA has more than one culture.

// USA used to have more than two
 
2012-01-05 11:38:25 AM
She fled the current Islamist regime in Iran as a child after her father was sentenced to death? Yeah, I'm sure she's a honeypot spy for Ama... Ahmad... Gilligan.
 
2012-01-05 11:38:51 AM
That Masked Man: No burqa? BARE MIDRIFF? SINGING???? This scandalous harlot needs to be stoned to death ASAP.

You can use my stones?
 
2012-01-05 11:39:26 AM
Persian chicks are HOT
 
2012-01-05 11:39:42 AM
I keep coming back to check this thread for pictures but nothing...
 
2012-01-05 11:41:02 AM
FTA: She's also a licensed pilot, earning her wings in the Royal Canadian Air Cadets, achieving the rank of warrant officer first class.

OMG! How can we trust her to fly a plane when the Saudis Afghanistanis Iraqis Pakistanis Iranians DID 9/11!! You said you'd Never Forget, Canada!
 
2012-01-05 11:41:46 AM
Well, at least he didn't marry the crocodile. (new window)

/great TDS interview, or greatest TDS interview?
 
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