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Canadian Defence Minister marries hot Iranian chick. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tatsuma
2012-01-05 08:33:47 AM
She was born in Iran, she must have evil cooties!
She speaks for human rights, right. We know she's talking about the human right to turn Canada into a Shariah state! The right to hang non-existing homosexuals! The right to adopt weird names with too many vowels!
SHE'S IRANIAN, PEOPLE.
Tatsuma
2012-01-05 08:34:22 AM
Seriously, fark you subby.
sno man
2012-01-05 08:45:05 AM
That should finally put an end to MacKay within the Canada's Conservative Party... Pesky Progressive Conservative and his liberal views.
Rev.K
2012-01-05 08:47:08 AM
The woman who cuts my hair sometimes is Iranian and she's pretty hot.
She was shocked when I said I would visit Iran if I had the chance. Well maybe not shocked, but surprised.
CruiserTwelve
2012-01-05 08:48:38 AM
FTA:
She's also a licensed pilot, earning her wings in the Royal Canadian Air Cadets, achieving the rank of warrant officer first class. She's also a recording artist and stars in her own music videos
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Too bad she's so homely looking.
Stompn_Tom
2012-01-05 08:56:57 AM
I'd go on a Search and Rescue mission with her
oldfarthenry
2012-01-05 09:11:44 AM
Like most Canuckians, I - too - was born in another country.
I hope Smitty goes to an NHL game and catches a 115 km/hr slap-shot with his cock.
BurnShrike
2012-01-05 09:23:40 AM
What could possibly go wrong?
Nothing. Nothing at all.
GAT_00
2012-01-05 09:54:18 AM
Tatsuma
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She was born in Iran, she must have evil cooties!
She speaks for human rights, right. We know she's talking about the human right to turn Canada into a Shariah state! The right to hang non-existing homosexuals! The right to adopt weird names with too many vowels!
SHE'S IRANIAN, PEOPLE.
I thought you liked hating Iranians for no reason except they are Iranians.
After all, who can forget jumping for joy at dead Iranians?
A Fark Handle
2012-01-05 11:08:26 AM
what could go wrong? well, she could be a spy, amiright?
/nah, what's wrong is that she's not on top of me right farking now...
A Fark Handle
2012-01-05 11:20:37 AM
let's see she's 32, so she was born in 1979, and her family fled iran when she was a baby because her father was sentence to death. so who sentenced him? if it was the revolution that means her farther was most likely part of the shah's torturous regime. if it was the shah, that means her father was part of the islamofacist revolution. so she was either raised by a monster that supported a brutal dictator, or she was raised by an islamofacist revolutionary and supports sharia law. either way this is bad news...for the canadian people.
/or i could be wildly off-base, but isn't speculation is fun...
loonatic112358
2012-01-05 11:27:23 AM
The only thing wrong is the unavailability of yet another stunning hot woman.
but don't worry submitter, she'd have never talked to you in the first place, she doesn't look like the type who'd eat at McDonald's.
Cubicle Jockey
2012-01-05 11:27:58 AM
GAT_00
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After all, who can forget jumping for joy at dead Iranians?
Technically, weren't those dead russian civilians?
Omnivorous
2012-01-05 11:27:58 AM
Defence of marriage act.
D135
2012-01-05 11:28:18 AM
dont worry about the "hunny pot"
subby
, Ministers don't actually do/know anything
mcmnky
2012-01-05 11:28:45 AM
Rev.K
:
The woman who cuts my hair sometimes is Iranian and she's pretty hot.
She was shocked when I said I would visit Iran if I had the chance. Well maybe not shocked, but surprised.
What is she when she's not Iranian?
/subby probably thinks Iranians are Arabs
Jake Havechek
2012-01-05 11:29:00 AM
GAT_00
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Tatsuma: She was born in Iran, she must have evil cooties!
She speaks for human rights, right. We know she's talking about the human right to turn Canada into a Shariah state! The right to hang non-existing homosexuals! The right to adopt weird names with too many vowels!
SHE'S IRANIAN, PEOPLE.
I thought you liked hating Iranians for no reason except they are Iranians.
After all, who can forget jumping for joy at dead Iranians?
[i575.photobucket.com image 625x415]
*snort*
TheDirtyNacho
2012-01-05 11:29:09 AM
A Fark Handle
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let's see she's 32, so she was born in 1979, and her family fled iran when she was a baby because her father was sentence to death. so who sentenced him? if it was the revolution that means her farther was most likely part of the shah's torturous regime. if it was the shah, that means her father was part of the islamofacist revolution. so she was either raised by a monster that supported a brutal dictator, or she was raised by an islamofacist revolutionary and supports sharia law. either way this is bad news...for the canadian people.
/or i could be wildly off-base, but isn't speculation is fun...
Or, like most who left Iran during that period, just wanted to get away from the uncertainty of violent revolutionary turmoil.
/once dated a persian
//crazy, but hot
hallotavagyna
2012-01-05 11:29:45 AM
Iran doesn't deserve anyone that good looking in their country. She's bangin'!
epoc_tnac
2012-01-05 11:29:47 AM
So, when does the war start? I need a good distraction from the ongoing pillaging of wealth from the middle classes. All that OWS stuff was just depressing.
Quotizmo
2012-01-05 11:30:04 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee, explosive, with far reaching political concerns.
That Masked Man
2012-01-05 11:30:05 AM
No burqa? BARE MIDRIFF? SINGING???? This scandalous harlot needs to be stoned to death ASAP.
Flab
2012-01-05 11:30:32 AM
Rev.K
:
The woman who cuts my hair sometimes is Iranian and she's pretty hot.
How does one decide "today I'm going to be iranian"?
flaminio
2012-01-05 11:30:48 AM
D135
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dont worry about the "hunny pot" subby,
Ministers
Canadians don't actually do/know anything
Fixed that for ya'
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-05 11:31:04 AM
GAT_00
:
Tatsuma: She was born in Iran, she must have evil cooties!
She speaks for human rights, right. We know she's talking about the human right to turn Canada into a Shariah state! The right to hang non-existing homosexuals! The right to adopt weird names with too many vowels!
SHE'S IRANIAN, PEOPLE.
I thought you liked hating Iranians for no reason except they are Iranians.
After all, who can forget jumping for joy at dead Iranians?
[i575.photobucket.com image 625x415]
She's one of the good kind. Like old Joe who works the door at my building. He's not like the other blacks.
Flab
2012-01-05 11:31:27 AM
Damn you
mcmnky
. Damn you.
ranold
2012-01-05 11:31:57 AM
She is a BOMBshell.
Smurfme
2012-01-05 11:31:59 AM
If shows her skin, he has to beat her with a stick?
mexican bathtub cheese
2012-01-05 11:32:02 AM
mcmnky
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/subby probably thinks Iranians are Arabs
Iranians definitely don't think they are Arabs.
They also usually don't admit to being Iranian, either.
mbillips
2012-01-05 11:32:03 AM
When does TFA get scary, cowardmitter? All I got from it was sexism and boredom (stunning bombshell, CNEWS? Really?). Canadian politician marries hot chick. Ooooh, scary.
Now, if you're 10 years old and afraid of girls, then OK.
KiplingKat872
2012-01-05 11:32:35 AM
mcmnky
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Rev.K: The woman who cuts my hair sometimes is Iranian and she's pretty hot.
She was shocked when I said I would visit Iran if I had the chance. Well maybe not shocked, but surprised.
What is she when she's not Iranian?
/subby probably thinks Iranians are Arabs
Well, some of them are.
*Insert Iranian Embassy Siege Pic here.*
/Knows that Iranians are predominantly Persian
//Like most countries in the world, Iran does single culture.
Maximer
2012-01-05 11:32:40 AM
Did the subby not read the article?
ImmaculateContraception
2012-01-05 11:33:25 AM
A Fark Handle
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let's see she's 32, so she was born in 1979, and her family fled iran when she was a baby because her father was sentence to death. so who sentenced him? if it was the revolution that means her farther was most likely part of the shah's torturous regime. if it was the shah, that means her father was part of the islamofacist revolution. so she was either raised by a monster that supported a brutal dictator, or she was raised by an islamofacist revolutionary and supports sharia law. either way this is bad news...for the canadian people.
/or i could be wildly off-base, but isn't speculation is fun...
It's much more likely that he was sentenced by the new regime simply based on the dates. If he was sentenced by the Shah's regime because he was a supporter of the Islamic revolution, why wouldn't he return after the people he supported took over?
Also, why does he have to be some sort of supporter of the Shah? Not supporting the Islamic regime doesn't mean he's a Shah supporter. I believe (but I might be wrong), that the Islamic regime wasn't very supportive of academics and others as well.
D135
2012-01-05 11:33:31 AM
flaminio
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D135: dont worry about the "hunny pot" subby,
Ministers
Canadians don't actually do/know anything
Fixed that for ya'
RON PAUL!!!
Jake Havechek
2012-01-05 11:33:45 AM
Iran was Persia and yes, Persia has a rich cultural history. Cyrus the Great enacted one of the first freedom of religion laws.
KiplingKat872
2012-01-05 11:34:44 AM
//Like most countries in the world, Iran does NOT HAVE a single culture.
Argh. Bad farker, bad.
misanthropologist
2012-01-05 11:34:53 AM
How can a "human rights activist" marry a Conservative politician? McKay must be sporting an impressive cock...
/lest we forget the Belinda Stronach affair...
Whiskey Dickens
2012-01-05 11:35:08 AM
Buh?! Was the fact that he was engaged kept secret?
They were still talking about his crush on Condi Rice and past relationship with Belinda Stronach (sp?) the other day in the paper.
mbillips
2012-01-05 11:36:12 AM
mexican bathtub cheese
:
mcmnky:
/subby probably thinks Iranians are Arabs
Iranians definitely don't think they are Arabs.
They also usually don't admit to being Iranian, either.
They refer to themselves as Persian when they speak English, because Iran is the Farsi word for Persia (they've always been Iranian, but it wasn't until the revolution that that word started getting used in English. It's like those sneaky Germans who call themselves Germans instead of Deutscher).
bdub77
2012-01-05 11:36:24 AM
I would bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb her vagina.
/got nuthin'
Slaxl
2012-01-05 11:36:39 AM
Jake Havechek
:
Iran was Persia and yes, Persia has a rich cultural history. Cyrus the Great enacted one of the first freedom of religion laws.
I think we should go back to calling it Persia. It's just a nicer name, it's soft and rolls off the tongue with ease, whereas Iran eye-ran, ee-rahn, eruhn, is harsh and cold. Who knows, it might just normalise relations.
rbaron71
2012-01-05 11:37:11 AM
Iranian women usually have pretty faces and big boobs.
RembrandtQEinstein
2012-01-05 11:37:40 AM
This thread fails due to lack of hot iranian chick pictures (will also accept arab chicks, palestinian chicks, and israeli chicks)
Slartibartfaster
2012-01-05 11:38:08 AM
KiplingKat872
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//Like most countries in the world, Iran does NOT HAVE a single culture.
Argh. Bad farker, bad.
Like most cultures in the world
CANADA has more than one culture.
// USA used to have more than two
indylaw
2012-01-05 11:38:25 AM
She fled the current Islamist regime in Iran as a child after her father was sentenced to death? Yeah, I'm sure she's a honeypot spy for Ama... Ahmad... Gilligan.
Whiskey Dickens
2012-01-05 11:38:51 AM
That Masked Man
:
No burqa? BARE MIDRIFF? SINGING???? This scandalous harlot needs to be stoned to death ASAP.
You can use my stones?
Salmon
2012-01-05 11:39:26 AM
Persian chicks are HOT
Headso
2012-01-05 11:39:42 AM
I keep coming back to check this thread for pictures but nothing...
dsriggs
2012-01-05 11:41:02 AM
FTA:
She's also a licensed pilot, earning her wings in the Royal Canadian Air Cadets, achieving the rank of warrant officer first class.
OMG! How can we trust her to fly a plane when the
Saudis Afghanistanis Iraqis Pakistanis
Iranians
DID 9/11!! You said you'd Never Forget, Canada!
beta_plus
2012-01-05 11:41:46 AM
Well, at least he didn't marry the crocodile.
(new window)
/great TDS interview, or greatest TDS interview?
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