Gary was just taking a shiat!!

Rev. Skarekroe: It ends with Kelly LeBrock becoming a gym teacher and the boys now have girlfriends.

I prefer Vanessa Angel.



/rowr

2. 'Aflockalypse' is for the birds

The Arkansas blackbird deaths, for example, took place after the birds were spooked by New Year's Eve fireworks. And wouldn't you know it? The Aflockalypse happened again to kick off 2012.

Bullshiat. The USDA poisoned them (new window).

i cant remember how many gallons of mountain dew i was downing when i did meth. glad i kicked that habit.

Rev. Skarekroe: It ends with Kelly LeBrock becoming a gym teacher and the boys now have girlfriends.

For Fark's visual learners.

was the numbering some kind of head game to make us stay on the page longer?

Please! Harold Camping has nothing to do with science!

We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.

oryx: Please! Harold Camping has nothing to do with science!

Also, this.

I completed a study this year on the adverse effects that hallucinogenic plants have on female homosapiens.

udeng01: I completed a study this year on the adverse effects that hallucinogenic plants have on female homosapiens.

Crap, wrong movie.

A preacher's religious predictions on the end of the world gets a place in "science?" I think the editor is doing his own meth 'n sugar research.

The cops never believe that I was speeding because I had to pee.

/shakes fist

Worst top-10 list ever.

/10, 9, 7, 6, 4, 3, 1

You're stewed buttwad......

or

...but first, I'd like to butter your muffin.

/Chet, that master wordsmith

Wellon Dowd: Rev. Skarekroe: It ends with Kelly LeBrock becoming a gym teacher and the boys now have girlfriends.

For Fark's visual learners.

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Thanks, that helped a bunch.

From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand
My intentions . . . . Oooh, weird . . . .
Weird science!! (new window)

too bad Kelly LeBrock now is fat

natural316: Gary was just taking a shiat!!

gmoney101: natural316: Gary was just taking a shiat!!

Excellent good sir

Cheron: was the numbering some kind of head game to make us stay on the page longer?

Even odder is that it did not match up with the survey results they supposedly used to make the article:

Fungus turns ants into zombies to do its bidding (18%)

Animals die in 'Aflockalypse'; technology gets blamed (8%)

Preacher's doomsday prediction goes wrong ... twice! (7%)

Pole shift forces makeover of airport runway (5%)

Corpse-dissolving machine invented (5%)

Just this once, Samoa drops Friday from the calendar (4%)

13th zodiac sign causes stir, but astrologers shrug (3%)

Sugar wards off death for flies hooked on meth (3%)

Loch Ness monster-like beast filmed in Alaska (3%)

Dog's glow-in-the-dark effect has an on-off switch (3%)

UFO fans latch onto report of underwater anomaly (3%)

Mysterious orange goo gunks up Alaska shore (3%)

Science reveals how to win at 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' (3%)

Ig Nobel Prizes: Judgment clouded by pee pressure (3%)

Scientists say Shroud had to be created in a flash (3%)

Wellon Dowd: For Fark's visual learners.


I'm sort of slow. Is this the same Kelly Lebrock of which you speak?

mdbuff12: You're stewed buttwad......

or

...but first, I'd like to butter your muffin.

/Chet, that master wordsmith

"I'm gonna tell Mom & Dad everything...I'm even considering making up some shiat."

fireclown: Wellon Dowd: For Fark's visual learners.

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I'm sort of slow. Is this the same Kelly Lebrock of which you speak?

Her and Debbie Harry are the only two things to come out of the 80s.

Two *good* things...

/ Stupid Starbucks slipped me decaf.

Ok, this is farking creepy:

1. Fungus turns ants into zombies

"The fungus apparently uses temperature cues to decide when to have the ant clamp down on a cool leaf with a death grip. Pennsylvania State University's David Hughes speculates that the fungus does its thing to ensure it "has a long cool night ahead of it, during which time it can literally burst out of the ant's head to begin the growth of the spore-releasing stalk."

The full article is links to about it is even creepier (new window):

mdbuff12: You're stewed buttwad......

or

...but first, I'd like to butter your muffin.

/Chet, that master wordsmith

How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

/use that one a lot on hungover friends

I took Ilan Mitchell-Smith's (Wyatt) english class in college.

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE COMBING YOUR HAIR!!

NuttierThanEver: mdbuff12: You're stewed buttwad......

or

...but first, I'd like to butter your muffin.

/Chet, that master wordsmith

Why are you such a wanker?

Because I get off on it