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Hacker, apparently unaware of which decade the rest of the world lives in, digs up secret intel files on Henry Kissinger, Dan Quayle. Quick, Mr. Peabody, fire up the Wayback Machine
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colinspooky
2012-01-05 08:36:44 AM
Well, Intel should just keep making CPUs - they are good at that. Business advice over.
shivashakti
2012-01-05 08:52:43 AM
Unless it leads to Kissinger's arrest for war crimes, I'm not really interested.
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-05 08:54:38 AM
colinspooky
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Well, Intel should just keep making CPUs - they are good at that. Business advice over.
They make okay chips. I tend to go for their salt and vinegar potatoe ones, but, in a pinch, I will admit to enjoying their BBQ as well.
colinspooky
2012-01-05 09:02:37 AM
Salted please. And from Walkers. Or OR... Mcoys. Is that one or two cs?
vpb
2012-01-05 09:49:37 AM
If more people knew why we fell for Vietnam we might not have fallen for Iraq. But hey, history is Liberul Urts
elffster
2012-01-05 12:25:40 PM
I dont know what in the fark you dumb ass-people are talking about.
Charles Chips are the
best
.
Don't waste my time even trying to argue.
craigzy
2012-01-05 12:27:13 PM
to be fair, kissinger is a megalomaniacal war criminal...
malaktaus
2012-01-05 12:27:20 PM
What information on Kissinger could possibly be worse than what we already know? Unless he raped babies while simultaneously murdering nuns, it's old news.
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-05 12:29:39 PM
I hear Kissinger won some kind of "peace prize" and Quayle had difficulty spelling. Will this hacker's research confirm those rumors??
trappedspirit
2012-01-05 12:29:40 PM
I'm still hoping for a scathing report on Walter Mondale. There's just got to be some good dirt there, I just feel it.
syberpud
2012-01-05 12:35:59 PM
trappedspirit
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I'm still hoping for a scathing report on Walter Mondale. There's just got to be some good dirt there, I just feel it.
Yeah - he needs to be taken down a peg. A WHOLE PEG!
unicron702
2012-01-05 12:38:36 PM
shivashakti
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Unless it leads to Kissinger's arrest for war crimes, I'm not really interested.
Nah, but we got his dropping his glasses into a toilet then walking into a wall, which hospitalized him.
penguin31
2012-01-05 12:41:15 PM
Subby:
...secret intel files on...Dan Quayle
Director_Mr
2012-01-05 12:50:57 PM
shivashakti
:
Unless it leads to Kissinger's arrest for war crimes, I'm not really interested.
Are there any specific war crimes you think Kissinger should be prosecuted for? If so, which ones?
neversubmit
2012-01-05 12:53:15 PM
As a STRAFOR subscriber I'm getting a kick... No! Really I didn't even like that credit card. I'm glad I had to cancel it, glad I tell you.
pit and pendulum
2012-01-05 01:06:38 PM
Dirt about Quayle no one cares about because it's worthless, dirt on Kissinger does matter.
That guy makes a mafia don look like a field of lilies.
One of the most sinister dudes in a suit in the last 60 years!
Chariset
2012-01-05 01:07:11 PM
WABAC....
Ah, never mind.
beta_plus
2012-01-05 01:13:05 PM
So Drew
Director_Mr
:
shivashakti: Unless it leads to Kissinger's arrest for war crimes, I'm not really interested.
Are there any specific war crimes you think Kissinger should be prosecuted for? If so, which ones?
Ordering US military forces to bomb Libya, an oil rich country that never attacked us, while heloing insurgents to engage in ethnic cleansing of thousands of black sub-saharan african descendants of slaves ... oh wait
mynameisdouglas
2012-01-05 01:22:21 PM
Yeah, I don't care about Quayle, but if there is intelligence on Kissinger I would like to read it someday soon.
ringersol
2012-01-05 01:26:41 PM
So... the article has nothing to do with what's intimated in the headline. Not even remotely.
bravo, subby. bra-farking-vo.
/unless names, email addresses and credit card numbers are now considered "secret intel files"
//and which, for quayle and kissinger, are almost certainly the names and credit cards of some intern or assistant.
Degenerate Monkey
2012-01-05 01:29:46 PM
Vodka Zombie
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potatoe
Well, you guys beat me to the superb Quayle-Intel-potatoe-chip tie-in in a mere three posts.
Sadness and amusement, at the same time.
shivashakti
2012-01-05 01:36:34 PM
Director_Mr
:
Are there any specific war crimes you think Kissinger should be prosecuted for? If so, which ones?
In East Timor, over 180,000 people, were killed when Henry Kissinger and Gerald Ford planned, supported and sponsored an attack by Indonesia.
There was mass murder in Vietnam and Cambodia for which Kissinger had no small part to play. (Granted, he didn't start Vietnam. But he was responsible for Cambodia, along with Nixon.)
He had the Commander in Chief of the Chilean Army, General Rene Schneider, assassinated, while the US organized a coup to overthrow Allende.
He's wanted internationally as a war criminal. This isn't just something I'm making up or exaggerating. It's a travesty and an embarrassment to the American people that Kissinger was never held responsible for his part in these actions.
FTGodWin
2012-01-05 01:48:26 PM
Wait,
subby
thinks Kissinger is... irrelevant????
The man possibly tops the list of criminals who are still breathing. The fact that nearly all "serious" US presidential candidates are first approved by him should get
subby's
attention, but no... sadly
subby
was likely immersed in some science-fiction, internet nerd argument instead.
Wow, this is really scary that people can be this stupid, yet operate a computer. For shame.
FTGodWin
2012-01-05 01:49:38 PM
shivashakti
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Director_Mr: Are there any specific war crimes you think Kissinger should be prosecuted for? If so, which ones?
In East Timor, over 180,000 people, were killed when Henry Kissinger and Gerald Ford planned, supported and sponsored an attack by Indonesia.
There was mass murder in Vietnam and Cambodia for which Kissinger had no small part to play. (Granted, he didn't start Vietnam. But he was responsible for Cambodia, along with Nixon.)
He had the Commander in Chief of the Chilean Army, General Rene Schneider, assassinated, while the US organized a coup to overthrow Allende.
He's wanted internationally as a war criminal. This isn't just something I'm making up or exaggerating. It's a travesty and an embarrassment to
the American people
all of humanity
that Kissinger was never held responsible for his part in these actions.
FTFY
ringersol
2012-01-05 01:50:47 PM
shivashakti: "It's a travesty and an embarrassment to the American people that Kissinger was never held responsible for his part in these actions."
It should be. But, as you can see, most people have no idea. Because history is for baristas.
malaktaus
2012-01-05 02:17:07 PM
shivashakti
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Granted, he didn't start Vietnam.
He may not have started it, but he intentionally sabotaged peace talks in order to help get Nixon elected, causing thousands of Americans and God knows how many Vietnamese to die for his ambitions. Naturally they gave him a Nobel Peace Prize for his accomplishments.
dennysgod
2012-01-05 02:24:56 PM
Subby
, unaware it's WABAC, looks like a fool.
Salmon
2012-01-05 02:27:19 PM
Bag of Hammers
2012-01-05 02:34:59 PM
shivashakti
:
Unless it leads to Kissinger's arrest for war crimes, I'm not really interested.
Your war crimes tribunals are useless on me, you Silly Billy.
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel
2012-01-05 03:38:41 PM
Who's "Mr. Peabody?"
Stephen_Falken
2012-01-05 03:39:57 PM
crankypants
2012-01-05 03:50:10 PM
"Every dog should have a boy!"
spawn73
2012-01-05 03:54:59 PM
Director_Mr
:
shivashakti: Unless it leads to Kissinger's arrest for war crimes, I'm not really interested.
Are there any specific war crimes you think Kissinger should be prosecuted for? If so, which ones?
http://bilderberg.org/kissing.htm
Like these ones?
You know there's a reason he can't leave USA right? Or did you think he was just afraid of flying?
PunkRockLawyer
2012-01-05 04:13:48 PM
What a completely retarded article. The Stratfor hack was publicly announced on Christmas eve, and I don't see *any* new information in this article. What, they just found out about it? The AntiSec guys have been leaking the emails, passwords, credit card data etc. in batches since Christmas eve.
The bigger story is that supposedly the hackers also got millions of emails which may contain sensitive data. Those haven't been released yet. I thought that's what the article would be about. But no, they're just really late to the party.
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-01-05 06:16:47 PM
So...after the release of these facts and information....when can we start calling this a "Conspiracy Theory"? Y'know....like we do when facts are released that the MSM and Politburos do not want released....it is always called a "Conspiracy Theory"
Gonad the Ballbarian
2012-01-05 08:44:22 PM
Quiet you...!
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