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		David Beckham bewildered about why people think he is a secret homosexual. In other news, Mr Beckham stars in a new underwear campaign that proudly exhibits his groin bulge (latimesblogs.latimes.com)		66
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AmazinTim

2012-01-05 12:02:30 PM

Since when is exhibiting a groin bulge indicative of homosexuality?

babygoat

2012-01-05 12:04:54 PM

I think the submitter is the secret homosexual.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-05 12:06:07 PM

Total load of crap.

Only the Italian teams are homosexuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Emposter

2012-01-05 12:09:27 PM

I hate to break it to subtard, but that's generally how underwear modeling works...

Seacop

2012-01-05 12:09:31 PM

AmazinTim: Since when is exhibiting a groin bulge indicative of homosexuality?

babygoat: I think the submitter is the secret homosexual.

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-05 12:12:37 PM

Pretty sure he's rich and good looking enough he wouldn't need to be "closeted" at all.

Hack of all trades

2012-01-05 12:16:24 PM

Came out of Fark retirement to call submitter a moran.

Gergesa

2012-01-05 12:24:29 PM

I have doubts that women were blind to the ads.

abhorrent1

2012-01-05 12:25:02 PM

You jelly, subby?

cletusnbrandine

2012-01-05 12:26:47 PM

as a gay man who makes no bones about staring at crotches, i know a roll of socks when i see them. either that or those drawers are made of winder coat thickness wool.

plushpuppy

2012-01-05 12:28:08 PM

Im already disappointed about the lack of pics in this thread

www.popcrunch.com

The My Little Pony Killer

2012-01-05 12:30:26 PM

That greaser hair he has going on in the ad makes me giggle.

NobleHam

2012-01-05 12:37:06 PM

Wanting to make money off of gays doesn't make you gay. And I for one appreciate his willingness to be ogled.

serial arseonist

2012-01-05 12:40:46 PM

plushpuppy: Im already disappointed about the lack of pics in this thread

[pics]

disappointment level still high

Dwight_Yeast

2012-01-05 12:54:14 PM

Just to reinforce what everyone else has said in the thread, subby, getting your kit off for money doesn't mean you're gay.

/but I've always suspected that Beckman was bi.
//the only rumors anyone's ever been able to substantiate is that he's gotten it on with more than one of their (female) nannies.

moothemagiccow

2012-01-05 12:54:46 PM

babygoat: I think the submitter is the secret homosexual.

Maybe you all are homosexuals too!

Handsome B. Wonderful

2012-01-05 01:10:14 PM

But the wife likes it when I proudly exhibit my groin bulge...

...now I find out this makes me gay?

gshepnyc

2012-01-05 01:12:05 PM

Are straight men not proud of their bulges?

animal900

2012-01-05 01:23:57 PM

AmazinTim: Since when is exhibiting a groin bulge indicative of homosexuality?

Women typically don't oggle such things, so who does that leave to stare at your bulge?

Gordon Bennett

2012-01-05 01:28:50 PM

I personally think that he is secretly Orville the duck. (new window)

TheKnownUniverse

2012-01-05 01:35:38 PM

I'm a straight woman and I could ogle bulges all day.

And just because I still find it funny:
24.media.tumblr.com

Jim from Saint Paul

2012-01-05 01:51:55 PM

TheKnownUniverse: I'm a straight woman and I could ogle bulges all day.

I'm sorry, on Fark you must either post pictures of half naked women or speak of your multiple crushes on other celebrity females to gain acceptance as a female poster.

Hop to it ma'am.

LarryDan43

2012-01-05 02:11:30 PM

Not homosexual, but number 1 with homosexuals.

DjangoStonereaver

2012-01-05 02:33:31 PM

Secret homosexual? Not at all.

Overcompensating? Probably.

rubi_con_man

2012-01-05 02:38:40 PM

Why is there speculation about any celebrity being gay?

Because gay men have a lot of spare time on their hands, and dream about humping dishy male celebrities?

Dwight_Yeast

2012-01-05 02:41:06 PM

rubi_con_man: Why is there speculation about any celebrity being gay?

Because homosexuality is not universally accepted in this country, and there are many celebrities (especially in Hollywood and the world of sports) who feel the need to lie about their sexuality to protect their "image"?

/any more stupid questions?

stevetherobot

2012-01-05 02:53:15 PM

animal900

2012-01-05 03:04:32 PM

stevetherobot: animal900: AmazinTim: Since when is exhibiting a groin bulge indicative of homosexuality?

Women typically don't oggle such things, so who does that leave to stare at your bulge?

Just because homosexuals stare at your bulge doesn't mean that you are homosexual.

If the only people interested in staring at your bulge are homosexuals, and you decide to plaster photos of your bulge on billboards, then you may just be....a homosexual.

FTGodWin

2012-01-05 03:20:43 PM

AmazinTim: Since when is exhibiting a groin bulge indicative of homosexuality?

When it is targeted at men, duh.

89 Stick-Up Kid

2012-01-05 03:36:41 PM

It looks like he's wearing nothing at all!

nothing at all!

nothing at all!

nothing at all!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2012-01-05 03:43:54 PM

just passing through: AmazinTim: Since when is exhibiting a groin bulge indicative of homosexuality?

[www.dachisgroup.com image 450x338]

Wait, I thought white guys didn't have groin bulge?

Eddie Murphy goes for transsexual prostitutes, so he would know.

GungFu

2012-01-05 03:50:18 PM

just passing through: AmazinTim: Since when is exhibiting a groin bulge indicative of homosexuality?

Wait, I thought white guys didn't have groin bulge?

farm5.staticflickr.com

RedEmily

2012-01-05 04:41:04 PM

I like to look as much as anybody but he just doesn't do it for me. He seems gay.

Gergesa

2012-01-05 05:01:41 PM

TheKnownUniverse: I'm a straight woman and I could ogle bulges all day.

And just because I still find it funny:
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

well this thread isn't lively enough. Tell us who else has a bulge you like to stare at.

babygoat

2012-01-05 05:03:51 PM

moothemagiccow: babygoat: I think the submitter is the secret homosexual.

Maybe you all are homosexuals too!

Not secret anymore.

Dagama

2012-01-05 05:06:32 PM

TwistedFark

2012-01-05 05:40:50 PM

Emposter: I hate to break it to subtard, but that's generally how underwear modeling works...

I think it's the fact that he's an underwear model that makes people think he is gay. I mean really, even when Jordan did that bit with Haynes he never managed to look quite as queer as Becks. Makes you wonder.

Also, I really don't have any need to check out my sports idols junk. EVER.

Wicked Kitty

2012-01-05 05:55:28 PM

I believe the technical term for those things is 'budgie smugglers'.

FunkOut

2012-01-05 05:57:47 PM

Wicked Kitty: I believe the technical term for those things is 'budgie smugglers'.

Ah, the Australians, they have a whimsical term for everything.

Beckham's quite the wallagangaroolagoonga.

Farker Posey

2012-01-05 06:04:44 PM

cletusnbrandine: as a gay man who makes no bones about staring at crotches, i know a roll of socks when i see them.

How do you gay guys get sock rolls to have square corners? None of my gay friends taught me that one when I was living in SF...

ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk

BumpInTheNight

2012-01-05 06:18:01 PM

ha ha subby has teh ghey for whoever that guy is!

Dwight_Yeast

2012-01-05 06:20:24 PM

TwistedFark: I think it's the fact that he's an underwear model that makes people think he is gay

Nope, the rumors started well before that.

TwistedFark: I mean really, even when Jordan did that bit with Haynes he never managed to look quite as queer as Becks.

That's because they were using Jordan to sell underwear to middle-aged straight men, which is why their ads were all about "comfort" rather than "fashion" and Jordan was working for Hanes, not Versace.

TwistedFark: Makes you wonder.

Only if you're an idiot.

FunkOut

2012-01-05 06:21:42 PM

Doesn't Beckham have a high girly voice?

I theorise he's actually a girl.

Prof. Ann Marion

2012-01-05 06:44:19 PM

Dwight_Yeast: rubi_con_man: Why is there speculation about any celebrity being gay?

Because homosexuality is not universally accepted in this country, and there are many celebrities (especially in Hollywood and the world of sports) who feel the need to lie about their sexuality to protect their "image"?

/any more stupid questions?

or, conversely, since homosexuality is not universally accepted, men who feel threatened by other males may attempt to undermine them by claiming they are gay.

browntimmy

2012-01-05 07:15:53 PM

Those ads are targeted at women who buy clothes for their man, right? Because I don't fantasize about being the guy who waxes his chest and pubes and poses for photographs. You want to sell me underwear, give the ad a funny slogan and a cheap price.

bextraordinary

2012-01-05 07:24:29 PM

animal900: AmazinTim: Since when is exhibiting a groin bulge indicative of homosexuality?

Women typically don't oggle such things, so who does that leave to stare at your bulge?

Well, maybe not yours...

Seriously, do people not understand that this type of advertising is what women deal with all the time. Guys aren't supposed to buy his underwear because they're sexually attracted to him, they're supposed to buy it because they want to be like him, just like all those sexy female lingerie models.

gamergirl23

2012-01-05 07:27:52 PM

Atomic Spunk

2012-01-05 07:37:13 PM

If I was as good looking as that dude, I'd go everywhere in my underwear.

RivenSilver

2012-01-05 07:37:28 PM

His wife is hot.

FunkOut

2012-01-05 07:56:58 PM

gamergirl23: animal900: AmazinTim: Since when is exhibiting a groin bulge indicative of homosexuality?

Women typically don't oggle such things, so who does that leave to stare at your bulge?

You don't know any women if you think that.

Or he knows women and is an idiot.

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