I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

AmazinTim: slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

Not oblig, kill yourself.

He tried but he took an arrow to the knee.

Jacksplatt: AmazinTim: slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

Not oblig, kill yourself.

He tried but he took an arrow to the knee.

Boooooo...

meat0918: AmazinTim: slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

Not oblig, kill yourself.

The arrow to the knee thing is just so random in the game. It's not particularly funny, but the way it is said by the guard... It's more of a WTF moment.

That said

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Don't cross the memes!

skyrim thread = death of productivity

PALE LUNA SMILES WIDE

i'd love to find a petrified skull.

What game/thing is subby referencing?

slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

that joke was funny.


till it took an arrow to the knee.

AmazinTim: slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

Not oblig, kill yourself.

Man, aren't you in a bad mood. Lemme guess, somebody stole your sweetroll.

blahpers: AmazinTim: slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

Not oblig, kill yourself.

Man, aren't you in a bad mood. Lemme guess, somebody stole your sweetroll.

My guess is he got shot with an arrow.

blahpers: AmazinTim: slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

Not oblig, kill yourself.

Man, aren't you in a bad mood. Lemme guess, somebody stole your sweetroll.

You know what's wrong with Fark these days? Everyone's obsessed with death.

//I used to be too, then I took an arrow in the knee

Gergesa: PALE LUNA SMILES WIDE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

\loves that story

The heads, you're looking at the heads. Sometimes he forgets himself.

Wait a minute. We're doing Skyrim? Damn it! I hate when I'm late to these meetings.

Were they formed into any sort of chair ?

Much as I hate to hijack a good Skyrim thread by talking about TFA...

Does anybody else ever read stories like this one and find themselves stunned by the thought that our ancestors were living in the Stone Age just 8,000 years ago?

7 million years ago our ancestors split off from the apes.
200,000 years ago homo sapiens evolved.
70,000 years ago homo sapiens left Africa.
And 8,000 years ago the height of technology was a really sharp stone arrowhead.

7 million years to go from poking anthills with sticks to poking mammoths with sticks and stones. 200,000 years to go from sticks with stones on the end to... well, sticks with better stones tied more tightly on the end.
And 8,000 years to go from there to the modern world.

Is it just me, or is that a really amazing timeline?

/I blame the monoliths

tinyarena: blahpers: AmazinTim: slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

Not oblig, kill yourself.

Man, aren't you in a bad mood. Lemme guess, somebody stole your sweetroll.

My guess is he got shot with an arrow.

Where?

Jacksplatt: tinyarena: blahpers: AmazinTim: slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

Not oblig, kill yourself.

Man, aren't you in a bad mood. Lemme guess, somebody stole your sweetroll.

My guess is he got shot with an arrow.

Where?

In the Kitchen or Dining Room, most likely.

Let me know when they find the babies on spikes.

/Crazy Eddie had the corner on 'em.

tcaptain: blahpers: AmazinTim: slapmastered: I used to care about archaeological finds...then I took an arrow in the knee.

/Oblig...

Not oblig, kill yourself.

Man, aren't you in a bad mood. Lemme guess, somebody stole your sweetroll.

You know what's wrong with Fark these days? Everyone's obsessed with death.

You would be too if day in and day out, all you had to do was stare at grass the occasional mud crab. Filthy things. I avoid them whenever possible.

I'm sure Crom had something to do with this.

Played 120 hours and never heard that sound bite. I can now say my life is richer because of it. They'd always question if if was really the Drovakinn and got pissed when I proved it.

findthefish: czetie: Much as I hate to hijack a good Skyrim thread by talking about TFA...

Does anybody else ever read stories like this one and find themselves stunned by the thought that our ancestors were living in the Stone Age just 8,000 years ago?

7 million years ago our ancestors split off from the apes.
200,000 years ago homo sapiens evolved.
70,000 years ago homo sapiens left Africa.
And 8,000 years ago the height of technology was a really sharp stone arrowhead.

7 million years to go from poking anthills with sticks to poking mammoths with sticks and stones. 200,000 years to go from sticks with stones on the end to... well, sticks with better stones tied more tightly on the end.
And 8,000 years to go from there to the modern world.

Is it just me, or is that a really amazing timeline?

/I blame the monoliths

Aliens.

`
Moore's law with 'knowledge and the ability to implement it' replacing 'circuits per chip'.
Good News - more humans
Bad News - more humans that contribute nothing to the advancements that made/make their existence possible.
/anybody got a pandemic handy?, the gene pool's getting cloudy again.

penguinfark: What game/thing is subby referencing?

I guess it's Skyrim. I thought he was talking about the opening act of Diablo 2, but I figured that was too old a game to be referenced here.

czetie: Much as I hate to hijack a good Skyrim thread by talking about TFA...

Does anybody else ever read stories like this one and find themselves stunned by the thought that our ancestors were living in the Stone Age just 8,000 years ago?

7 million years ago our ancestors split off from the apes.
200,000 years ago homo sapiens evolved.
70,000 years ago homo sapiens left Africa.
And 8,000 years ago the height of technology was a really sharp stone arrowhead.

7 million years to go from poking anthills with sticks to poking mammoths with sticks and stones. 200,000 years to go from sticks with stones on the end to... well, sticks with better stones tied more tightly on the end.
And 8,000 years to go from there to the modern world.

Is it just me, or is that a really amazing timeline?

/I blame the monoliths

The thing that'll really screw you up is that last 100 years, when we went from horses to space rockets.

ChaoticLimbs: czetie: Much as I hate to hijack a good Skyrim thread by talking about TFA...

Does anybody else ever read stories like this one and find themselves stunned by the thought that our ancestors were living in the Stone Age just 8,000 years ago?

7 million years ago our ancestors split off from the apes.
200,000 years ago homo sapiens evolved.
70,000 years ago homo sapiens left Africa.
And 8,000 years ago the height of technology was a really sharp stone arrowhead.

7 million years to go from poking anthills with sticks to poking mammoths with sticks and stones. 200,000 years to go from sticks with stones on the end to... well, sticks with better stones tied more tightly on the end.
And 8,000 years to go from there to the modern world.

Is it just me, or is that a really amazing timeline?

/I blame the monoliths

The thing that'll really screw you up is that last 100 years, when we went from horses to space rockets.

Wake me when we get to transporters.

wraithmare: Let me know when they find the babies on spikes.

/Crazy Eddie had the corner on 'em.

Well, they pretty much have to find the quartz or clay container placed lovingly on the large lute first :D

ChaoticLimbs: The thing that'll really screw you up is that last 100 years, when we went from horses to space rockets.

True. And I never cease to marvel at the mere four decades from Goddard's early experiments to Neil Armstrong on the moon.

(And yes, I know rockets have a longer history, but practical progress before Goddard was the rocketry equivalent of the stone age...)