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(Starpulse) Dumbass Jenny McCarthy says she won't do "Dancing with the Stars" because they never get any A-list talent on the show. In related news, Jenny McCarthy thinks she's A-list talent   (starpulse.com) divider line 65
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2012-01-05 08:50:52 AM
"A-" something, but not "list".

/It is four letters, though.
 
2012-01-05 09:16:37 AM
This biatch should be doing dog food commercials.

And, not good dog food. She should hawk Alpo.

And maybe a worm medication.
 
2012-01-05 09:38:27 AM
Vodka Zombie: And maybe a worm medication.

Heartworm pills cause awwwtism.

www.jokedujour.com
 
2012-01-05 09:45:31 AM
I'm sure she's on a-list somewhere. A list of idiots, perhaps?
 
2012-01-05 09:47:51 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "A-" something, but not "list".

/It is four letters, though.


damn.. You beat me to it... Was going to say the same thing. Shes on my A list... but its the ass---- list.
 
2012-01-05 09:49:36 AM
A-list? No. Maybe DVDA-list.
 
2012-01-05 09:49:58 AM
She was painful to watch on the living dead's NYE special.

Between her and Seacrest, I had to turn it off after 5 mins.

/ she acts like a cracked out 18 y/o
// which was great when she was much younger and on Remote Control
/// not so much now.
//// Vaccinate this biatch!
 
2012-01-05 09:50:15 AM
D-cup talent, perhaps, but not A-list. Sorry, toots, it ain't 1994 anymore.
 
2012-01-05 09:50:21 AM
What is she talented at anyway?
 
2012-01-05 09:52:10 AM
Apos: What is she talented at anyway?

Bringing back Polio?
 
2012-01-05 09:53:22 AM
Oh god, I hate this woman. Stupid, self-centered and dangerous.
 
2012-01-05 09:54:21 AM
I totally mis-read that as Jenny McCarthy wants her A Licked

.
 
2012-01-05 09:56:02 AM
Apos: What is she talented at anyway?

Convincing idiotic parents not to vaccinate their children and solely responsible for several 100 deaths that vaccines could of saved. Oh, and actually bringing back some diseases we thought dead too (not sure about that last one, heard from an unreliable source that some of them are coming back).
 
2012-01-05 09:57:27 AM
She's good at showing off her tits and cooch, but that's about it.
 
2012-01-05 09:57:52 AM
Jenny McCarthy is one of the few people that even Kathy Griffin can accurately look down upon.
 
2012-01-05 09:59:01 AM
back in the days of Singled Out I fired off serious amounts of knuckle children to her image...
/dem titays
 
2012-01-05 10:00:59 AM
I bet her vagina smells like applesauce.
 
2012-01-05 10:02:14 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "A-" something, but not "list".

/It is four letters, though.


coont?

Oh wait, that's five letters...
 
2012-01-05 10:02:26 AM
 
2012-01-05 10:03:46 AM
DWS: We'd like you to be on the show, Jenny.
Jenny: Sorry, no, you never have any A-list stars.
DWS: Yeah, we know. That's why we're calling YOU.
 
2012-01-05 10:11:57 AM
Lsherm: I bet her vagina smells like applesauce.

More like hot cider vinegar ...
 
2012-01-05 10:12:33 AM
Lsherm

I bet her vagina smells like applesauce.


No - it did not smell like applesauce at all - smelled more herbal to me.
www.chocolatecoveredkitchen.com
 
2012-01-05 10:15:53 AM
Apos: What is she talented at anyway?

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Genetics.
 
2012-01-05 10:16:15 AM
I was surprised to see her as the #3 or 4 host on the Dick Clark New Year's thing. Other than ranting about the autism stuff, how is she even relevant?
 
2012-01-05 10:17:20 AM
Her body is still probably A list, even forgetting age.
Anything else, though, fugitaboutit
 
2012-01-05 10:27:12 AM
jayhawk88: Apos: What is she talented at anyway?

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Genetics.


Considering she has an Autistic child, I doubt her genes are all that great.
 
2012-01-05 10:27:19 AM
There's probably a lot of overlap with the anti-vax demographic.

If you had told me as a kid that I'd have a poster of one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, I never would have believed it.
 
2012-01-05 11:08:09 AM
awesomologist: jayhawk88: Apos: What is she talented at anyway?

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Genetics.

Considering she has an Autistic child, I doubt her genes are all that great.


Her kid having autism has nothing to do with her genetics, it's because of the vaccinations they gave him.
 
2012-01-05 11:14:26 AM
Hoboclown: Her kid having autism has nothing to do with her genetics, it's because of the vaccinations they gave him.

No just no.
 
2012-01-05 11:19:36 AM
I agree totally with the hate for her, but think about the kind of person who used Jenny McCarthy as an authority on something as important as vaccines.

She really is like a Typhoid Mary. I think its measles that is making a comeback because of that vaccine shiat. She really should be vilified. and is.
 
2012-01-05 11:19:43 AM
I wanted just one person to do this to her on live TV:

JM: "What are you going to do in the new year?"
Random person: "Get vaccinated."

/the look would have been priceless.
 
2012-01-05 11:35:24 AM
jayhawk88: Apos: What is she talented at anyway?

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Genetics.


Plastic != genetics.
 
2012-01-05 11:42:20 AM
Came for pics of her putting too much mustard on a hot dog.

Now searching elsewhere.
 
2012-01-05 11:44:28 AM
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"Do NOT touch Jenny!" --

Old and Busted: "...because she's the star, you unwashed perverts!"

New Hotness: ".... warned the Center for Disease Control in an urgent bulletin..."
 
2012-01-05 11:44:41 AM
Translation: Please call me DWTS!
 
2012-01-05 12:06:26 PM
Chris Hardwick sez: "UR DOING IT WRONG"
 
2012-01-05 12:13:20 PM
I'm not one to usually objectify women, I mean, I like to get to know them before I make them my cocksleeve, but if I can be perfectly frank, Jenny McCarthy outlived her usefulness after the "oh hi, I am nude and playing with a bunch of feathers" photoshoot done back in the 90s.

I'm not saying a woman's greatest treasure is to be pretty and photographed whilst naked, but I am saying that she brings absolutely nothing else to the table.
 
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2012-01-05 12:13:55 PM
Actually, did you hear? She used chelation therapy to help heal her son of autism. Although it has been discredited that heavy metals, such as mercury, can lead to autism, this biatch claims it has worked. This is separate from the vaccines lead to autism issue (which they don't). She had to be one of the dumbest celebrities out there. The girl is obviously cray cray.

Also, she's never been A-list. Just add this to her crazy list...
 
2012-01-05 12:19:04 PM
I suspect that the situation is somewhat sadder than her thinking she's A-list. She wants to schmooze with the A-list in the hopes of riding them back up there, but she's gone so far at this point that none of them will touch her with a 10-foot-pole, so she wants to be on a show where they'll have no choice.

In other words, sheer desperation. I can't say I sympathize with her, though. She did this to herself with the antivax thing.
 
2012-01-05 12:26:04 PM
A-utism list, for sure.
 
2012-01-05 12:38:48 PM
Apos: What is she talented at anyway?

In Baseketball she sucked the chrome off a trailer hitch. Thats a talent of sorts.
 
2012-01-05 12:44:15 PM
Has anybody shown Jenny McCarthy that body count website? Or is she still stuck in her psycho babble cycle?
 
2012-01-05 01:07:53 PM
A Terrible Human: Hoboclown: Her kid having autism has nothing to do with her genetics, it's because of the vaccinations they gave him.

No just no.


Me thinks you are falling for an obvious troll. Link (new window)
 
2012-01-05 01:20:58 PM
But she makes funny faces! She has to be A-list!
 
2012-01-05 01:52:44 PM
A Terrible Human: Thanks for helping bring back whooping cough you useless whore

Populations tend to be controlled by predation, famine, and disease.

We've wiped out our predators and famine/disease aren't really doing the trick any more to control our growth.

Maybe Dr. McCarthy realized this and the fact that we can't sustain this size of population forever and came up with the insane autism/vaccination thing as a canard to help restore the natural order of things. This would convince the ignorant masses to give up vaccinations and thus will help to keep our population in check preventing ultimately a mass die off and possibly extinction.

Or maybe she's just crazy and stupid.

I'd say it's a toss up.
 
2012-01-05 02:36:02 PM
It's fine for stupid people to die because of their stupidity. Unfortunately, it's kids who suffer and all too often, people who believe in vaccination losing their babies because the kid's too young to vaccinate and the yahoos have destroyed the herd immunity.
 
2012-01-05 02:45:45 PM
Brother_Mouzone: She really should be vilified beaten with a tar soaked stick and then set afire.

FTFY.
 
2012-01-05 02:55:45 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "A-" something, but not "list".

/It is four letters, though.



'acoont' is a 5 letter word.
 
2012-01-05 03:39:50 PM
If you were dumb enough to listen to Professor Jennifer Farkin' McCarthy, you deserve everything you got.
 
2012-01-05 03:45:17 PM
She's a moron, and a loudmouth. Hit the mute button, saddle up, and ride.
 
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