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Jenny McCarthy says she won't do "Dancing with the Stars" because they never get any A-list talent on the show. In related news, Jenny McCarthy thinks she's A-list talent
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-01-05 08:50:52 AM
"A-" something, but not "list".
/It is four letters, though.
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-05 09:16:37 AM
This biatch should be doing dog food commercials.
And, not good dog food. She should hawk Alpo.
And maybe a worm medication.
kingoomieiii
2012-01-05 09:38:27 AM
Vodka Zombie
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And maybe a worm medication.
Heartworm pills cause awwwtism.
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-05 09:45:31 AM
I'm sure she's on a-list somewhere. A list of idiots, perhaps?
yves0010
2012-01-05 09:47:51 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
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"A-" something, but not "list".
/It is four letters, though.
damn.. You beat me to it... Was going to say the same thing. Shes on my A list... but its the ass---- list.
bdub77
2012-01-05 09:49:36 AM
A-list? No. Maybe DVDA-list.
0MGWTFBBQ
2012-01-05 09:49:58 AM
She was painful to watch on the living dead's NYE special.
Between her and Seacrest, I had to turn it off after 5 mins.
/ she acts like a cracked out 18 y/o
// which was great when she was much younger and on Remote Control
/// not so much now.
//// Vaccinate this biatch!
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-05 09:50:15 AM
D-cup talent, perhaps, but not A-list. Sorry, toots, it ain't 1994 anymore.
Apos
2012-01-05 09:50:21 AM
What
is
she talented at anyway?
bdub77
2012-01-05 09:52:10 AM
Apos
:
What is she talented at anyway?
Bringing back Polio?
DubyaHater
2012-01-05 09:53:22 AM
Oh god, I hate this woman. Stupid, self-centered and dangerous.
karnal
2012-01-05 09:54:21 AM
I totally mis-read that as
Jenny McCarthy wants her A Licked
.
yves0010
2012-01-05 09:56:02 AM
Apos
:
What is she talented at anyway?
Convincing idiotic parents not to vaccinate their children and solely responsible for several 100 deaths that vaccines could of saved. Oh, and actually bringing back some diseases we thought dead too (not sure about that last one, heard from an unreliable source that some of them are coming back).
Jake Havechek
2012-01-05 09:57:27 AM
She's good at showing off her tits and cooch, but that's about it.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-05 09:57:52 AM
Jenny McCarthy is one of the few people that even Kathy Griffin can accurately look down upon.
kungfu jesus with a side of lime
2012-01-05 09:59:01 AM
back in the days of Singled Out I fired off serious amounts of knuckle children to her image...
/dem titays
Lsherm
2012-01-05 10:00:59 AM
I bet her vagina smells like applesauce.
fruitloop
2012-01-05 10:02:14 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
:
"A-" something, but not "list".
/It is four letters, though.
coont?
Oh wait, that's five letters...
A Terrible Human
2012-01-05 10:02:26 AM
Thanks for helping bring back whooping cough you useless whore
GoldDude
2012-01-05 10:03:46 AM
DWS: We'd like you to be on the show, Jenny.
Jenny: Sorry, no, you never have any A-list stars.
DWS: Yeah, we know. That's why we're calling YOU.
wildstarr
2012-01-05 10:11:57 AM
Lsherm
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I bet her vagina smells like applesauce.
More like hot cider vinegar ...
karnal
2012-01-05 10:12:33 AM
Lsherm
I bet her vagina smells like applesauce.
No - it did not smell like applesauce at all - smelled more herbal to me.
jayhawk88
2012-01-05 10:15:53 AM
Apos
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What is she talented at anyway?
Genetics.
Hoboclown
2012-01-05 10:16:15 AM
I was surprised to see her as the #3 or 4 host on the Dick Clark New Year's thing. Other than ranting about the autism stuff, how is she even relevant?
mynameisdouglas
2012-01-05 10:17:20 AM
Her body is still probably A list, even forgetting age.
Anything else, though, fugitaboutit
awesomologist
2012-01-05 10:27:12 AM
jayhawk88
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Apos: What is she talented at anyway?
[t2.gstatic.com image 192x262]
Genetics.
Considering she has an Autistic child, I doubt her genes are all that great.
steve_lou
2012-01-05 10:27:19 AM
There's probably a lot of overlap with the anti-vax demographic.
If you had told me as a kid that I'd have a poster of one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, I never would have believed it.
Hoboclown
2012-01-05 11:08:09 AM
awesomologist
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jayhawk88: Apos: What is she talented at anyway?
[t2.gstatic.com image 192x262]
Genetics.
Considering she has an Autistic child, I doubt her genes are all that great.
Her kid having autism has nothing to do with her genetics, it's because of the vaccinations they gave him.
A Terrible Human
2012-01-05 11:14:26 AM
Hoboclown
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Her kid having autism has nothing to do with her genetics, it's because of the vaccinations they gave him.
No just no.
Brother_Mouzone
2012-01-05 11:19:36 AM
I agree totally with the hate for her, but think about the kind of person who used Jenny McCarthy as an authority on something as important as vaccines.
She really is like a Typhoid Mary. I think its measles that is making a comeback because of that vaccine shiat. She really should be vilified. and is.
ranak
2012-01-05 11:19:43 AM
I wanted just one person to do this to her on live TV:
JM: "What are you going to do in the new year?"
Random person: "Get vaccinated."
/the look would have been priceless.
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-01-05 11:35:24 AM
jayhawk88
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Apos: What is she talented at anyway?
[t2.gstatic.com image 192x262]
Genetics.
Plastic != genetics.
born_yesterday
2012-01-05 11:42:20 AM
Came for pics of her putting too much mustard on a hot dog.
Now searching elsewhere.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-01-05 11:44:28 AM
{CaptainHaddockLaughing.jpg}
{BenderLaughing.jpg}
"Do
NOT
touch Jenny!" --
Old and Busted: "...because she's the star, you unwashed perverts!"
New Hotness: ".... warned the Center for Disease Control in an urgent bulletin..."
RevLovejoy
2012-01-05 11:44:41 AM
Translation: Please call me DWTS!
Palehoof
2012-01-05 12:06:26 PM
Chris Hardwick sez: "UR DOING IT WRONG"
Hyperbolic Hyperbole
2012-01-05 12:13:20 PM
I'm not one to usually objectify women, I mean, I like to get to know them before I make them my cocksleeve, but if I can be perfectly frank, Jenny McCarthy outlived her usefulness after the "oh hi, I am nude and playing with a bunch of feathers" photoshoot done back in the 90s.
I'm not saying a woman's greatest treasure is to be pretty and photographed whilst naked, but I am saying that she brings absolutely nothing else to the table.
bow
2012-01-05 12:13:55 PM
Actually, did you hear? She used chelation therapy to help heal her son of autism. Although it has been discredited that heavy metals, such as mercury, can lead to autism, this biatch claims it has worked. This is separate from the vaccines lead to autism issue (which they don't). She had to be one of the dumbest celebrities out there. The girl is obviously cray cray.
Also, she's never been A-list. Just add this to her crazy list...
Millennium
2012-01-05 12:19:04 PM
I suspect that the situation is somewhat sadder than her thinking she's A-list. She wants to schmooze with the A-list in the hopes of riding them back up there, but she's gone so far at this point that none of them will touch her with a 10-foot-pole, so she wants to be on a show where they'll have no choice.
In other words, sheer desperation. I can't say I sympathize with her, though. She did this to herself with the antivax thing.
cefm
2012-01-05 12:26:04 PM
A-utism list, for sure.
groppet
2012-01-05 12:38:48 PM
Apos
:
What is she talented at anyway?
In Baseketball she sucked the chrome off a trailer hitch. Thats a talent of sorts.
RoosterCogburn
2012-01-05 12:44:15 PM
Has anybody shown Jenny McCarthy that body count website? Or is she still stuck in her psycho babble cycle?
JayR30
2012-01-05 01:07:53 PM
A Terrible Human
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Hoboclown: Her kid having autism has nothing to do with her genetics, it's because of the vaccinations they gave him.
No just no.
Me thinks you are falling for an obvious troll.
Link
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MatrixOutsider
2012-01-05 01:20:58 PM
But she makes funny faces! She has to be A-list!
watson.t.hamster
2012-01-05 01:52:44 PM
A Terrible Human
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Thanks for helping bring back whooping cough you useless whore
Populations tend to be controlled by predation, famine, and disease.
We've wiped out our predators and famine/disease aren't really doing the trick any more to control our growth.
Maybe Dr. McCarthy realized this and the fact that we can't sustain this size of population forever and came up with the insane autism/vaccination thing as a canard to help restore the natural order of things. This would convince the ignorant masses to give up vaccinations and thus will help to keep our population in check preventing ultimately a mass die off and possibly extinction.
Or maybe she's just crazy and stupid.
I'd say it's a toss up.
natazha
2012-01-05 02:36:02 PM
It's fine for stupid people to die because of their stupidity. Unfortunately, it's kids who suffer and all too often, people who believe in vaccination losing their babies because the kid's too young to vaccinate and the yahoos have destroyed the herd immunity.
Some 'Splainin' To Do
2012-01-05 02:45:45 PM
Brother_Mouzone
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She really should be
vilified
beaten with a tar soaked stick and then set afire.
FTFY.
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-01-05 02:55:45 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
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"A-" something, but not "list".
/It is four letters, though.
'acoont' is a 5 letter word.
MagSeven
2012-01-05 03:39:50 PM
If you were dumb enough to listen to Professor Jennifer Farkin' McCarthy, you deserve everything you got.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-05 03:45:17 PM
She's a moron, and a loudmouth. Hit the mute button, saddle up, and ride.
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