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You probably made some bad choices in life when police find your body on fire on the side of the road and have to release pictures of your tattoos to see if anyone can identify you
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AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-05 08:37:24 AM
You probably made some bad choices in life when
police find your body on fire on the side of the road and have to release pictures of your
get a tattoo.
s to see if anyone can identify you
gunsmack
2012-01-05 08:37:35 AM
Tough to follow this story when there's a "Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction After Sex With Dog" story on the side.
TravisBickle62
2012-01-05 08:37:39 AM
So there's an upside to having tats, who would have thunk it.
Slartibartfaster
2012-01-05 08:37:44 AM
tattoo ....a little prick used to make an impression
Flakeloaf
2012-01-05 08:41:28 AM
This is not enough.
croesius
2012-01-05 08:44:43 AM
I thought we already covered the Ryan Dunn story...
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-05 08:48:26 AM
Did his sister eat the last bowl of cereal?
Flakeloaf
2012-01-05 08:51:27 AM
gunsmack
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Tough to follow this story when there's a "Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction After Sex With Dog" story on the side.
Silly rabbit, allergy injections don't work that way.
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-05 08:54:07 AM
I HATE YOU!!!!!!
kungfu jesus with a side of lime
2012-01-05 09:08:12 AM
thats hot...
inkydoo
2012-01-05 09:40:09 AM
gunsmack
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Tough to follow this story when there's a "Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction After Sex With Dog" story on the side.
I noticed that too... Allergic reaction to what tho? The dog? A latex doggie condom? I'm too afraid to click and find out
Haplo127x
2012-01-05 09:46:58 AM
That's just sad and depressing.
Spoon over Marin
2012-01-05 09:47:58 AM
inkydoo
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gunsmack: Tough to follow this story when there's a "Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction After Sex With Dog" story on the side.
I noticed that too... Allergic reaction to what tho? The dog? A latex doggie condom? I'm too afraid to click and find out
I had to read it. Just had to know. The allergy wasn't explained. And it happened in Ireland.
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2012-01-05 09:57:45 AM
Forget the death penalty, what boggles my mind is that there are people who would be against locking up someone who would do such a thing for life without the possibility of parole. Mexico is one place that does that. They do not allow the extradition of suspects that face life without parole
vudukungfu
2012-01-05 09:59:53 AM
there isn't an image scan app yet that can take a pic of a tattoo and run it against a bunch of old mugshots?
Like they do with finger prints?
lame.
/Enhance!
Balchinian
2012-01-05 10:13:25 AM
Dear Police and News entities:
Ain't no way in hell I am going to sit through 45 seconds of advertising to try to help you do your jobs. Show me the pics, or STFU and tag him John Doe.
Trappski
2012-01-05 10:19:53 AM
Was it just me that got the ad about getting your Furnace checked before the actual clip.
Found it kinda funny.
Larva Lump
2012-01-05 10:50:30 AM
Paul?
wambu
2012-01-05 11:16:00 AM
They looked like lots of other tattoos to me.
/just a little dark around the edges
Clint_Torres
2012-01-05 11:30:26 AM
AverageAmericanGuy
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You probably made some bad choices in life when
police find your body on fire on the side of the road and have to release pictures of your
get a tattoo
.s to see if anyone can identify you
"You probably made some bad choices in life when get a tattoo."
You probably made some bad choices in life when you can't even form a coherent sentence when trying to be insulting.
Dirtybird971
2012-01-05 11:46:33 AM
number seven with a crown
is the symbol of the latin kings. so he's a gang member, good riddance.
Flakeloaf
2012-01-05 12:01:55 PM
Dirtybird971
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number seven with a crown
is the symbol of the latin kings. so he's a gang member, good riddance.
Or he was a gang member, tried to leave and they killed him anyway.
inkydoo
2012-01-05 12:43:13 PM
Spoon over Marin
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inkydoo: gunsmack: Tough to follow this story when there's a "Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction After Sex With Dog" story on the side.
I noticed that too... Allergic reaction to what tho? The dog? A latex doggie condom? I'm too afraid to click and find out
I had to read it. Just had to know. The allergy wasn't explained. And it happened in Ireland.
You're a brave soul.
offmymeds
2012-01-05 12:51:45 PM
Person of interest.
Dirtybird971
2012-01-05 12:51:59 PM
Flakeloaf
Dirtybird971: number seven with a crown
is the symbol of the latin kings. so he's a gang member, good riddance.
Or he was a gang member, tried to leave and they killed him anyway.
blood in, blood out. I'm sure someone told him about this side of all gangs.
FormlessOne
2012-01-05 04:43:08 PM
How, exactly, would it be the "bad choice" of the flaming, unidentified corpse? Could it be that the person in question made some good choices, had a nice tattoo, and ran into a friggin' psychotic pyromaniac who, in turn, apparently made at least three bad choices:
1. Picked and killed a victim with identifying marks;
2. Did not ensure that flaming victim's identifying marks were destroyed, and;
3. Thought no one would notice a flaming, half-charred body on the side of the road?
blather_wince_repeat
2012-01-05 11:04:45 PM
Gang member, yes. Latin King, no. Our area is light on Latin Kings and, besides, black males in Latin Kings is pretty rare. Several of the tats reference Gangster Disciples. As much as one would like to think he got torched because he tried to get out, him sporting the "Ex-con" t-shirt wouldn't lead me to believe that.
Your Average Witty Fark User
2012-01-05 11:07:06 PM
AverageAmericanGuy
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You probably made some bad choices in life when police find your body on fire on the side of the road and have to release pictures of your get a tattoo.s to see if anyone can identify you
1/10 Very weak attempt at trolling, come back when you have something original.
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